Parallel Jokes

Funniest Parallel Short Jokes

Short parallel jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The parallel humour may include short alternate jokes also.

1. I don't really believe in parallel universes. But there could be a version of me who does.
2. Why does Tom Holland never drive? Because Andrew and Tobey are more experienced parallel Parkers
3. My Engineering teacher asked me to find the torque caused by two equal and opposite parallel forces So I said Okay, give me a couple moments.
4. Two magnetic fields are talking to each other Magnetic field 1: "Aren't you mad that all the coils above you are parallel to your magnetic field?"
   Magnetic Field 2: "Nope...I give zero flux!"
5. My old car's steering started to shake so bad I can barely park it on the street. The mechanic says it has Parallel Parkinsons.
6. You and your soulmate are like two parallel lines. You have so much in common.
   It's a shame you'll never meet.
7. Parallel Parking They say that the worst problem with parallel parking is the witnesses.
   But if you are really bad at it, you can eliminate that problem.
8. I actually come from a parallel universe where Earth was destroyed by Larry the Cable Guy. We called the event Arma-Git-R-Done.
9. If I needed to climb something and I had to choose between a rope with knots in it or some parallel boards with spaced rungs... I'd choose the latter.
10. No matter how improbable, there's a parallel universe with anything you can think of. Even one where the Irish invented rap. It's how the universe achieves Homie O'Stasis

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Parallel One Liners

Which parallel one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with parallel? I can suggest the ones about multiple and pare.

1. Why does spiderman hate driving with his evil twin? Because he's a bad parallel Parker
2. Parallel lines have got so much in common. It's a shame they'll never get to meet.
3. Two parallel lines match on tinder But they never meet!
4. What do you call it when one gene parks in line with another? Par*allele* parking
5. My true love and I are like parallel lines. We will never meet and I will die alone.
6. What's more dangerous than a serial killer? A parallel killer.
7. Why won't the Jedi use parallel bars? Because only the Sith deal in |absolutes|.
8. What did one parallel line say to the other? It's a shame we'll never meet.
9. A step-by-step guide on how to parallel park! 1) Park somewhere else.
10. What's the worst part of parallel parking? The witnesses.
11. Some people are like parallel lines Identical personalities but will never meet
12. What do you call two Korean guys standing next to each other? Parallel Park
13. I love parallel parking It's the only time my wife ever tells me I'm in too deep.
14. What are parallel lines ? They are vegetarians because they never meat.
15. Do you know what parallel dimension Dr. Michael Jackson does for a living? He heals.

Parallel Parking Jokes

Here is a list of funny parallel parking jokes and even better parallel parking puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My car is so fast that it smacked into a bug and killed it... While I was parallel parking.
• I got honked at while trying to parallel park today. Yeah, like the goose could do it any better.
• Why couldn't the old aardvark parallel park? He just wanted to curl up and Pi.
• What is the proper way to parallel park? Park somewhere else.
• I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
• What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park? "Watch the Parking son."
• The best way for a woman to do parallel parking is by giving it to a guy.

Parallel Line Jokes

Here is a list of funny parallel line jokes and even better parallel line puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Parallel lines have so much in common, but this plane is non-euclidean so I can't come up with a good punchline
• Parallel lines have so much in common... Just like my parents, but they're still divorced.
• Two parallel lines have so much in common Its a shame that.....

Parallel Universe Jokes

Here is a list of funny parallel universe jokes and even better parallel universe puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I'm sick and tired of scandals always being named -gate The only thing about it that consoles me is there's a parallel universe where Watergate Hotel was instead named after John Hancock.
• A man walks into a parallel universe and sits down at the bar. In comes a priest, a rabbi and a minister
• What's the most popular parallel universe among the Spaniards? Realm Adrid.
• Somewhere in a parallel universe programmer van Rython invented Possum programming language.
• In a parallel universe where chefs are called food composers... The best pasta sonata was composed by platehoven.
• Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
• Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same.
  Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
• If Gone With the Wind was written in a parallel universe where love doesn't exist Gone With the Whip
• I'll teach you how to beat Super Mario 64. But first, let's talk about parallel universes.

Parallel Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about parallel you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean compatible jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make parallel pranks.