Parakeet Jokes
6 parakeet jokes and hilarious parakeet puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about parakeet that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Fun-Filled Parakeet Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What is a good parakeet joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet…oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up.
But the bird was cool.
The state trooper is driving down the highway when...
he sees a truck driver pull over, walk to the side of his truck with a tire jack, bang on the side of the truck several times, and then drive away. Two miles down the road he does the same thing. Another two miles, same thing. The trooper pulls the truck over and asks the truck driver to explain and the driver says "The load limit is ten tons, and I'm carrying fifteen tons of parakeets, so I've got to keep some of them flying around."
Liberace arrives at the Pearly Gates
St. Peter says, "I think we might have a problem here. Our records indicate that you once bit the head off a live parakeet at one of your concerts."
Liberace responds, "No, that would have been Ozzy Osbourne. Now I might have had a cockatoo ..."
Why is it called a parakeet..
if there's only one of them?
Asking for a friend...
Please, I am very lonely and have nobody to talk to but my parakeet, Humphrey.
My ex owned a parakeet.
The thing would never shut up.
The bird was cool though.
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