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Paragraph Jokes

47 paragraph jokes and hilarious paragraph puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about paragraph that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Learn how to create funny and engaging short paragraph jokes and long paragraph jokes for your whiteboard, or for any poem or verse. Get creative with our tips and tricks to write humorous, witty jokes!

Funniest Paragraph Short Jokes

Short paragraph jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The paragraph humour may include short chapter jokes also.

  1. How can you tell if a Redditor isn't a native English speaker? They'll inform you after three paragraphs of professional English.
  2. How do you know a redditor is not a native english speaker? They'll apologize for potential mistakes after 10 paragraphs of perfect english
  3. What do a three paragraph term paper and a 5'2" Mexican have in common? They're both short essays.
  4. What's the difference between a male paragraph and a female paragraph? The male one has no periods.
  5. I like my women like I like my Paragraphs. Short, difficult to read, and with regular periods.
  6. A joke i heard recently and i have to share it What do you call a small hispanic man?
    Paragraph because he is too small to be an ese
  7. I'm pretty sure someone hid the last paragraph of my essay on a shelf that I can't reach, But I don't want to jump to conclusions.
  8. What's the difference between a paratrooper and a paragraph? One paratrooper is enough to satisfy your English teacher
  9. Good guy Bill. He donated 100 million usd to Alzheimer's research
    paragraph break *two days later* paragraph break
    Donates another 100 million usd to Alzheimer's research
  10. Have you heard about the judge who left his job to become a public speaking instructor? He progressed from reading sentences to entire paragraphs.

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Paragraph One Liners

Which paragraph one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with paragraph? I can suggest the ones about clause and article.

  1. What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay
  2. What do you call a little Mexican? A paragraph, because he's not quite an essay.
  3. What do you call a Spanish midget? A paragraph.
    Because he's not a full essay.
  4. Why are Hispanic dwarves called Paragraphs? They're too short to be called Essays.
  5. What do u call a little Mexican? A Paragraph because he's not quite an Essay yet.
  6. What do you call a Mexican child? A paragraph, because he isn't yet an ése.
  7. What do you call a short Mexican? A paragraph. Because it's only half an esse.
  8. What do you call a Hispanic midget? A paragraph. He's too short to be called esse.
  9. I wrote a nine-paragraph joke... I thought it might be long here.
  10. What do you call a Spanish midget? A paragraph. He's just too small to be an Essay.
  11. What do you call a short Mexican? A paragraph, cuz he's not quite an ese
  12. My girlfriend wrote a perfect paragraph... ...she didn't miss a period!
  13. Never judge a book by its cover Use the paragraph on the back instead..
  14. Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph? Because he's too short to be an essay
  15. What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph because they're not a full esay

Short Paragraph Jokes

Here is a list of funny short paragraph jokes and even better short paragraph puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you call a short Mexican? A paragraph, because he's not big enough to be an esé.
  • Why was the mexican midget a paragraph? He's to short to be an essay.
    Sorry if repost.
    Sorry if racist.
  • A Mexican Joke What do you call a Mexican midget?
    A paragraph, cos he's too short to be an esé!
    ---
    Just came up with it, and I thought it was funny!
  • What do you call a short Mexican? Paragraph.
Paragraph joke, What do you call a short Mexican?

Cheeky Paragraph Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about paragraph you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean verse jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make paragraph pranks.

"Having too much s**... can result in memory loss."

I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014 at 10:37 am.

"Am I mentioned in the will?" the nephew asked anxiously.

"You certainly are" , replied the lawyer.
Right here in the third paragraph your uncle says:
To my niece Sarah I bequeath a hundred thousand dollars,
to my cousin Janice fifty thousand dollars,
and to my nephew Charles, who was always curious to know if he was mentioned in my will, I say "Hi, Charles"

A guy is talking to a barmaid with an exceptionally large chest...

After an awkward pause the barmaid says "Excuse me sir, my eyes are up here"
The man replies "When you've got something written on your t-shirt, people are going to read it."
The barmaid says "Yes, but you've been staring at my chest for the past minute, what's your problem?"
The guy goes "I'm dyslexic so it's taking me a while to get through the 3rd paragraph."

Pregnant elephants

What is harder then getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?
Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.
I'm taking a gunsmithing class and this was in the text book with no context. Just stuffed between a paragraph on s**... pins and one on replacing firing pins.

Can you write a whole paragraph without the letter A?

I wouldn't recommend it.
Honestly, your sentences willl just sound wrong.
Everyone will notice you're doing something
different. Your writing won't flow smoothly. You'll
use weird words.
It's not worth the effort involved in spending
time online looking up tons of synonyms which
don't feel right, just to produce weird, stilted
prose.
You'd be better off giving up, to be honest.

I think I have a f**... for the last paragraph in an essay

I just came to that conclusion

The Last Exam

(Sorry for terrible formatting and grammar)
A Philosophy teacher was handing out empty papers for the last exam of the year. The students had one simple task to complete,
They had to convince their teacher that the chair he had placed on the middle of the classroom didn't exist.
After 40 minutes, students returned their answer sheets. All of them had complex sentences and long paragraphs except one.
It had a single sentence.
What chair?
He was the only one to pass the exam.

I'm pretty sure someone stole the last paragraph of my essay, and hid it on a really high shelf...

But I don't want to jump to conclusions.
Not original, and not sure if it's been posted before, but it made me chuckle and thought I'd share.

I think I have a f**... for the ending part of a paragraph.

Why?
I don't know but just came to that conclusion

Paragraph joke, I think I have a f**... for the ending part of a paragraph.