Cheeky Paragraph Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
Can you write a whole paragraph without the letter A?
I wouldn't recommend it.
Honestly, your sentences willl just sound wrong.
Everyone will notice you're doing something
different. Your writing won't flow smoothly. You'll
use weird words.
It's not worth the effort involved in spending
time online looking up tons of synonyms which
don't feel right, just to produce weird, stilted
prose.
You'd be better off giving up, to be honest.
"Having too much s**... can result in memory loss."
I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014 at 10:37 am.
What do you call a little Mexican?
A paragraph, because he's not quite an essay.
What do you call a Mexican child?
A paragraph, because he isn't yet an ése.
Why was the mexican midget a paragraph?
He's to short to be an essay.
Sorry if repost.
Sorry if racist.
What do a three paragraph term paper and a 5'2" Mexican have in common?
They're both short essays.
My girlfriend wrote a perfect paragraph...
...she didn't miss a period!
Never judge a book by its cover
Use the paragraph on the back instead..
What do you call a Spanish midget?
A paragraph.
Because he's not a full essay.
Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?
Because he's too short to be an essay
A Mexican Joke
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, cos he's too short to be an esé!
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Just came up with it, and I thought it was funny!
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What do you call a Mexican little person?
A paragraph because he isn't a full ese (essay)...
Did you hear about the Paragraph that went to jail?
I heard he got 6 sentences!
What do you call a short Mexican?
A paragraph, because he's not big enough to be an esé.
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph because they're not a full esay
"Am I mentioned in the will?" the nephew asked anxiously.
"You certainly are" , replied the lawyer.
Right here in the third paragraph your uncle says:
To my niece Sarah I bequeath a hundred thousand dollars,
to my cousin Janice fifty thousand dollars,
and to my nephew Charles, who was always curious to know if he was mentioned in my will, I say "Hi, Charles"
They should make a movie where a guy takes someone's Ph.D. thesis, edits it one paragraph at a time and turns it into a completely new thesis.
It should be called Ship of Thesis.
What do you call a Hispanic midget?
A paragraph. He's too short to be called esse.
Pregnant elephants
What is harder then getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?
Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.
I'm taking a gunsmithing class and this was in the text book with no context. Just stuffed between a paragraph on s**... pins and one on replacing firing pins.
What's the difference between a male paragraph and a female paragraph?
The male one has no periods.
First they came for the paragraphs. Then they came for the sentences. Then they came for the vowels.
nd thn thy cm fr m
I'm pretty sure someone stole the last paragraph of my essay, and hid it on a really high shelf...
But I don't want to jump to conclusions.
Not original, and not sure if it's been posted before, but it made me chuckle and thought I'd share.
Little Timmy wasn't the most gifted student in the class.
One day his teacher asked him to write a paragraph using the following words:
Defense
Defeat
Detail
This is what Timmy wrote -- The horse jumped over defense. First defeat. Then detail.
What do you call a short Mexican?
A paragraph. Because it's only half an esse.
What's the difference between a paratrooper and a paragraph?
One paratrooper is enough to satisfy your English teacher
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay
What do you call a Spanish midget?
A paragraph. He's just too small to be an Essay.
Good guy Bill.
He donated 100 million usd to Alzheimer's research
paragraph break *two days later* paragraph break
Donates another 100 million usd to Alzheimer's research
I'm pretty sure someone hid the last paragraph of my essay on a shelf that I can't reach,
But I don't want to jump to conclusions.
Having too much s**... can cause memory loss
I read it in Men's Health Journal 2006 on page 73 paragraph 4 footnote 3.
I think I have a f**... for the ending part of a paragraph.
Why?
I don't know but just came to that conclusion
I think I have a f**... for the last paragraph in an essay
I just came to that conclusion
A joke i heard recently and i have to share it
What do you call a small hispanic man?
Paragraph because he is too small to be an ese
What do u call a little Mexican?
A Paragraph because he's not quite an Essay yet.
A guy is talking to a barmaid with an exceptionally large chest...
After an awkward pause the barmaid says "Excuse me sir, my eyes are up here"
The man replies "When you've got something written on your t-shirt, people are going to read it."
The barmaid says "Yes, but you've been staring at my chest for the past minute, what's your problem?"
The guy goes "I'm dyslexic so it's taking me a while to get through the 3rd paragraph."
What do you call a short Mexican?
A paragraph, cuz he's not quite an ese
