Paradox Jokes
64 paradox jokes and hilarious paradox puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about paradox that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Paradox Short Jokes
Short paradox jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The paradox humour may include short oxymoron jokes also.
- I have 11 New Year Resolutions... * Never make resolution
* Be accepting of paradoxes
* Use the binary number system more often - "Hi, I'm here for Paradox Club." Actually this is Oxymoron Club.
"Ok, same difference."
*looks at group*
Oh, this guy is good. - I told this joke I'm telling you right now to my friend yesterday... He said "That creates a bit of a weird paradox, doesn't it?"
- How many physicians do you need to interrupt the space time continuum? It takes a paradox.
- A time traveling surgeon walks into a bar with the younger version of himself. The bartender say's, what can I get for you paradox?
- Schrödinger's Russian soldier is a famous physics thought experiment, which presents a paradox in which a Russian in Ukraine is somehow simultaneously both alive and dead.
- How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox? By thinking outside the box
- What do you call a couple who decided on a career together in retail after both having earned their Doctorates? A Paradox!
- What do you get when you drown the third wheel in a duck trio? A sad paradox.
- What is an example of a Facebook paradox? Discovering one of their user's is trying to build a bomb and having to decide between reporting him to the FBI or serving him ads for digital timers
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Paradox One Liners
Which paradox one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with paradox? I can suggest the ones about irony and paradise.
- The first rule of Paradox Club is not the first rule of Paradox Club.
- Son: "Dad whats a paradox?" Dad: "When there's two doctors in a room."
- What's better than a paradox? A pair of nurses
- Why can't one doctor spontaneously become two doctors? Because that would be a paradox.
- What do you call two doctors? Paradox.
- Two doctors walk into a bar... but the bartender didn't know what to do with a paradox.
- What do you call a couple punctual doctors with good handwriting? A paradox.
- What do you call a group of introverts? A Paradox.
- I'm paradoxical and contradictory, I hate redundancy and repetition.
- What do you call two harbors? Paradox!
- What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrödinger called? A *paradox.*
- Why can't you have two places to park your boat? Because that's a paradox!
- What is not very funny, self referencing and paradoxical? This.
- I never misused the word ironic, ironic right? it's a bit of a paradox. THINK!
- What do you get when you remove the center board from a wood bridge? A paradox.
Fun-Filled Paradox Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What funny jokes about paradox you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean paranoia jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make paradox pranks.
A man tries to get a job at Paradox Interactive.
In the job interview, the interviewer asks:
"Are you going to answer this question?"
"No", the man replies.
He got accepted.
I'm reading a book about Zeno's Paradox.
I'm not quite halfway through it.
I can explain a paradox
They sit right next to each other in the water
Swiss Cheese Paradox
Swiss cheese has lots of holes. The more holes you have,the less cheese you have. The more cheese you have,the more holes you have. Thus,the more cheese you have,the less cheese you have.
What do you call a pizza that I don't like?
A paradox.
What is a paradox?
A small medical clinic.
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What do you call 4 homosexual men having s**...?
A paradox
Paradox Corporation just opened.
They're doing everything they can to go out of business.
What has four legs and quacks?
A paradox
When you first learn about the Banach-Tarski Paradox it sounds cool...
...but, when you break it down, you'll realize you've actually seen it twice.
Procrastination Paradox...
If you come in last in a procrastination contest because you procrastinated, does that make you the best or worst at procrastinating...???
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What's the paradox of l**...'?
Done right, it doesn't linger.
Why can't you reveal someone's private information online while flying?
Because that would be a para-dox.
You can't keep two ducks alone together
It's a paradox.
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What do you call an orphan who suffers from horrific parental a**...?
A paradox.
Both of my doctors told me I have dark days ahead.
Quite the paradox.
What is the best paradox?
A Stormtrooper shooting at a red shirt. One can't hit anything, and the other won't dodge.
I like everything
Except paradoxes
Where do you moor two boats that contradict each other?
A paradox
I saw 2 birds travel back in time.
It was a paradox.
South Asian Paradox
Daughter: Mom, why don't you let me talk with boys?
Mother: You'll get it when you'll become a mother.
Daughter: How will I become a mother if you don't let me talk with boys?
Paradox of a ghost town.
A ghost town wouldn't be called a ghost town if ghosts actually lived there.
Why is it so hard to get two doctors to work together?
It's a paradox!
(Its a phonetic joke ;)
Today I learned about the Astley paradox!
If you ask Rick Astley for his copy of the movie UP, he cannot give it to you as he will never give you up.
However, in doing so, he lets you down.
Thus creating the Astley Paradox.
Why did the ancient philosopher build 2 spots to park his boat?
We'll never know, it's a paradox.
When I heard about Russell's Paradox, I got so excited...
I didn't know if I could contain myself!
