Parachutist Jokes
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Two Parachutists
Two parachutists jumped out of a plane, they had headsets on so they could talk to each other on the way down.
One man's parachute opened, the other one's didn't.
The guy with the defective c**... was falling fast but appeared to be slowly and very calmly trying to figure out the issue. Appeared to be in no rush.
The other guy with the good c**... said Hey, you look so calm and collected. Why are you taking your time? Why aren't you panicking?
The guy with the unopened c**... said Hey, why should I rush? I've got the rest of my life to figure it out .
How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?
The leash goes slack...
Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?
So they don't whistle on the way down.
A parachutist died
I didn't know him but his friend said he was a real ' down to earth' guy
How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?
The feel the leash go slack!
(heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)
What did the sociopathic cannibal parachutist say?
As soon as the people carrying soup cans in the backpacks arrive we can eat.
If Benjamin Franklin had been a parachutist ...
He would never thought about inventing the lightning rod.
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