Parachute Failed Jokes
19 parachute failed jokes and hilarious parachute failed puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about parachute failed that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Parachute Failed Short Jokes
Short parachute failed jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The parachute failed humour may include short parachute jokes also.
- If you're ever skydiving and your parachute fails to open don't panic You will have the rest of your life to try and fix it
- Chuck Norris once skydived and the parachute failed to open while mid-air The next day, he demanded a refund.
- If a parachute fails while skydiving, don't worry! You have plenty of time. You have the rest of your entire life to fix it!
- Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
- What's the difference between a c**... and a parachute? Well when c**... fails a life comes, when parachute fails a life goes.
- What happened when the parachuter's c**...... ...failed to open, right over the clock factory?
He fell on hard times. - The parachute making business must be great! Because nobody ever comes back to complain about a failed c**...!
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Parachute Failed One Liners
Which parachute failed one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with parachute failed? I can suggest the ones about parachute jump and helicopter landed.
- What did chuck norris do when his parachute failed to open? Brought it back for a refund.
- If you parachute fails, don't worry You have the rest of your life to figure it out.
- My parachute failed, so when I deployed my backup parachute... I floated back up.
- I could tell you my jokes about failed parachute jumps But they don't seem to land
Hilarious Parachute Failed Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
What funny jokes about parachute failed you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean skydiver jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make parachute failed pranks.
Pope Francis, Donald Trump, Joe Biden, and a little boy are crossing the Atlantic on an airplane when the engines fail.
They find three parachutes.
Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane saying, The world needs a great person like me!
Joe Biden grabs a parachute and says, I need to help make choices for our world , so he jumps off the plane.
At this point, the Pope and the little boy are on the plane.
The Pope says to the boy, take the last parachute, I am too old and I'm going to die soon one day.
Actually there are two left. Donald Trump took my backpack.
A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Russian, and a Ukrainian are on a a plan when the plane's engines fail and it starts to go down.
The pilot grabs one of the parachutes and jumps from the plane. The remaining passengers see that there is only one c**... left, and quickly do the math.
The Englishman stands up, straightens his tie, says "God save the Queen!" and jumps from the plane.
The Frenchman, not wanting to be seen as less noble than the Englishman, says "Vive la France!" and jumps to his death.
The ukrainian stands up, straightens his vyshyvanka, says "Slava Ukraini!" and throws the Russian out.
Translated Chinese joke
Good news: Today is the little Johnny's first time flying!
Bad news: The engine caught fire as soon as he took off
Good news: He took a parachute with him so he could bail out
Bad news: The parachute failed midair
Good news: He saw a huge stack of hay right beneath him
Bad news: The top of the haystack is smeared with s**...t
Good news: He didn't land on the s**...t
Bad news: He didn't land on the haystack either
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.
The corporal explained the procedure "You count to ten and pull the first ripcord. If the c**... doesn't open, pull the second. That should do it. Then, after you land, there'll be a truck waiting to pick you up."
The soldier checked his gear, called out the customary "Geronimo! " and jumped out of the plane. He counted to ten and pulled the ripcord. The c**... failed to open. He pulled the second ripcord and the c**... still didn't open. As he plummeted downward, he said, "I'll bet that g**... truck won't be there either."
A man goes to buy a parachute
He asks the cashier,
what happens if the parachute fails to deploy?
The cashier responds: Oh, Just pull the reserve c**..., you will be fine.
The man asks again: What if the reserve c**... fails???
The cashier responds: Well, In that case bring it back and we will give you a full refund!
Fast Thinker
Guy's first time parachuting... yada yada c**... fails, reserve fails. He's falling. But he sees a speck coming up toward him, faster than he's falling. He realizes it's a guy and figuring he has nothing to lose, he yells,
"Hey do you know anything about parachutes?"
and as they pass the other guy yells back,
"Sorry man, I don't . Do you know anything about propane BBQs?"