Paracetamol Jokes
29 paracetamol jokes and hilarious paracetamol puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about paracetamol that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Paracetamol Short Jokes
Short paracetamol jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The paracetamol humour may include short aspirin jokes also.
- Why was Simba looking forward to his paracetamol wearing off? Because he just couldn't wait to be aching.
- My wife has always been very strict about wasting things One day I swallowed paracetamol by mistake and asked her what to do?
She thought for a second and gave me a headache - If you take 1 paracetamol your headache will be gone for a while If you take the whole pack, you'll never have one ever again
- Why is there no drugs in the jungle? Paracetamol - heard from a five year old, was impressed
- Why aren't there any tablets in the jungle? Because the paracetamol.
(I'm sorry) - Why are there no Aspirins in the rainforest? Because the Paracetamol! :)
- What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches? A paracetamole!
- Why are there no painkillers in the jungle? Because the parrots eat 'em all.
^^^^^(Paracetamol) - Why does France have no painkillers? A: Because paracetamol
( I made up this joke )
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Paracetamol One Liners
Which paracetamol one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with paracetamol? I can suggest the ones about painkillers and morphine.
- Why did Helen of Troy never use painkillers? Because paracetamol.
- Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends? Because Paracetamol on fire.
- What do you call a mole that doesn't feel pain? A Paracetamole
- Do you know why there isn't paracetamol in the jungle? Because the parrots eat'em all.
- Why can't you get hold of painkillers in the rainforest? Because the paracetamol.
- Why can't you leave painkillers near a bird cage? Because the paracetamol.
- Why are there no painkillers in the jungle? Because the Paracetamol
- Why are there no headache pills in Troy? Cause Paracetamol
- Why is there no Aspirin in the jungle? 'Cause paracetamol.
- Why did they take paracetamol to prison? It's a pain killer.
- Why are there no asprin in the jungle? Because the paracetamol.
- Why is there no Paracetamol in the jungle? Because parrots-ate-them-all.
- Why was there no paracetamol left? Because the parrots-eat-em-all
- Why aren't there any drugs in the jungle? Because the paracetamol
- Why can you never find aspirin in the jungle? Because the paracetamol.
The Funniest Paracetamol Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What funny jokes about paracetamol you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pain medication jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make paracetamol pranks.
I handed my wife some paracetamol.
I handed my wife some paracetamol (i.e Tylenol), to which she gave me an odd look. She asked me "why would I want these?"
"Do you not have a headache?"
"No" she responded.
"Not feeling unwell at all?"
"No, I am feeling perfectly fine".
"That's great, we can have s**... this evening then".
"Doctor, I've listened to your advice, about getting my family involved in trying to help me recover."
He said, "Well, I've told you what the cures are. There are three. Two of them your children should have been able to aid you with, the third is s**...."
"Yes," I said, "of that I am aware."
"So..." he began. "What does your son give you?"
"Ibuprofen."
"What does your daughter give you?"
"Paracetamol."
"Then what does your wife give you?"
"A headache."
