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5 parable jokes and hilarious parable puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about parable that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Parable Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

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Equally Logical - Jewish parable from 1948

A group of n**... surrounded an elderly Berlin Jew and demanded of him, "Tell us Jew, who caused the war?"
The little Jew was no fool. "The Jews," he said, then added, "and the bicycle riders."
The n**... were puzzled. "Why the bicycle riders?"
"Why the Jews?" answered the little old man.

If you tell a really incredible story about making money...

It's an incomparable income parable.

The sermon on the mount

Jesus: "Verily, I tell you: x²+5x+10."
Mark: "Huh? What's the boss talking about?"
John: "Never mind, he's just mixing up parable and parabola again."

Does anybody remember the game where you play through part of the bible as Jesus, then go inside a comic s**...?

Think it was called the Stan-Lee parable

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

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