Par Jokes
50 par jokes and hilarious par puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about par that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Bring a smile to your face with these hilarious pati par, thand par, ladki par, barish par and ladkiyon par jokes. Celebrate Hindi Diwas with these jokes and have a laugh with friends and family. From the witty teed jokes to the vous putt jokes, these jokes are sure to make you ROFL!
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Funniest Par Short Jokes
Short par jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The par humour may include short putt jokes also.
- Santa played a round of golf on Christmas day to relax and hit a birdie.... It was a partridge on a par 3.
- I'm having trouble writing a good joke about golf and sandwiches... Everything I come up with is sub-par.
- Two antennas fell in love on a rooftop The antenna asks the other one to marry him.
The wedding itself was not up to par but the reception was excellent. - I crashed my golf cart two times while driving through hole one. My driving skills were below par.
- I walked into a Subway copycat joint earlier to see how their sandwiches compare. They claimed to be Sub standard... but i thought they were below par.
- I recently opened a combination sandwich shop/mini golf course I thought it was a good idea, but the reviews said the experience was sub-par
- The restaurant critic wrote that the appetizer was unexceptional It was par for the course
- Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts? Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.
- If a person dies after suffering an average number of strokes for their age did they make par?
- Did you hear about the golf match between the black golfer and white golfer from South Africa? Birdie on the last hole would have won the match for the black golfer, but a par tied.
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Par One Liners
Which par one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with par? I can suggest the ones about fore and ball.
- What do you call it when one gene parks in line with another? Par*allele* parking
- Kim Jong Un claims to have golfed 38 under par... ...But his story is full of holes.
- Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches? They always turn out to be sub par.
- Where does the golfer who always gets a score of 0 park his car In the par-king lot
- How are new pants like a sub-par mansion? There's no ball room
- Golf jokes and puns are pretty bad But that's just par for the course.
- Why is there no such thing as a great golfer? The best ones are consistently sub-par.
- You could call an average substitute... sub par.
- So I had a bird die... ...it was one better than par.
- If i could represent my gpa as a sport, it'd be golf... I'm always under par
- What do you call two men from Paraguay? Par a guays! 😎
- If a zombie is bad at golf Would it be par for the corpse?
- Why were all of the British politicians crying on the golf course? Par-lament
- I would play golf But I'm just not up to par
- What is an average drink you can serve for a celebration? Par tea.
Uproarious Par Jokes to Share with Friends
What funny jokes about par you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean golf jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make par pranks.
Jesus, Moses and an Old Man go golfing
and they come up to the par 3. Moses steps up to take a swing and plop, right in the pond. So he steps up to the water, raises his hands and separates the water. He strolls up and chips it into the hole for a birdie. Jesus' turn and he plunks it in the drink, too. He walks on the water, takes a swing and chips it in for a birdie.
The old man steps up to the tee and takes a swing. And, you guessed it, he drops it into the water. Just then a fish swims up and gobbles the ball, a hawk comes flying in from the sky and swoops up the fish. Over the green, the bird lets go of the fish, who slams against the ground. letting the ball go... which rolls into the hole for a hole-in-one. Jesus turns to the old man and says, "Dad, quit showing off."
Two guys are playing golf...
Two elderly gentlemen come to a par 3 hole. One of them tees up, starts to swing, but notices a f**... procession passing by. He stops mid-swing, takes off his hat and bows to the procession. After it passes, he puts on his hat and resumes his swing. The other man says to him, "Wow, that was really gentlemanly of you, paying your respects like that!" As he swings, he replies, "Well, she was my wife for 25 years..."
2 guys are in ready to tee off on a par 5 and a f**... procession drives by.
One of the guys takes off his hat and holds it over his heart.
The other guy asks: Did you know that person?
Know her? I was married to her for 30 years.
Blind Golfers
One day out on a golf course, a team of policemen, firemen, and engineers were getting ready to tee off, when another team of all blind golfers, who never shot above par, asked if they could go first. The policemen said, "we're impressed that you can golf blind, sure go ahead." The firemen said, "your inspiration to keep doing what you enjoy even though you can't see. Sure, you can go." The engineers said, "can't you just golf at night?"
A golfer is playing a par 4 hole.
His first shot is right down the middle, but the second shot lands in a sand trap. He swings hard. The ball clears the trap but hooks badly. A famous rock group is walking by. The ball ricochets off the side of the head of m**... Jagger, killing him instantly. It bounces off the head of Keith Richards, killing him too, but then lands on the green and rolls into the cup.
Yep, you got it, he killed two Stones with one birdie.
If a Birdie is one less than par, and an Eagle is two less than par, and an Albatross is three less than par…
…then, in keeping with an avian theme, why can't a Hole-in-One be referred to as a Bay-Gull?
TL;DR-
A Bagel isn't a Bagel unless there's a Hole-in-One.
A golfer is playing golf by himself one Sunday morning. He comes to a par 3 that goes over a lake.
Dejectedly he takes an old scruffed up ball out of his bag and tees it up.
Suddenly he hears a loud , commanding voice from above say: TEE UP A NEW BALL.
He looks around surprised, then opens a brand new sleeve of Titleist and tees one up.
He hears the voice again: TAKE A PRACTICE SWING .
So he steps back and takes his best practice swing.
He hears the voice again: TEE UP AN OLD BALL.
Did you hear about the golfer turned p**...?
His girlfriend said his performance was under par. So needless t**... say his career is down the hole.
There was a frozen ball of ice hurdling towards the earth.
Scientists had first guessed it was too small to do much damage.
Later, they reassessed and realized this collision would be on par with the impact that wiped out the dinosaurs.
It was an underrated comet.
What do you say when Humphrey Bogart goes one over par after his golfball hits a UFO?
Bogey, bogeyed due to a bogey.
I figured out the number fact as par why atheism is a lie.
See, it all boils down to one fact. Israel is a religious country, therefore God Israel.
Have you heard of the golf champion who always got under par?
You should. There are signs everywhere advertising the "no par king".
What did Indira Gandhi hate worse than a bogey on a par 4
Sikhs
A Priest with a golf addiction...
awakes to a beautiful Sunday morning after weeks of bad weather. He just can't work today, he HAS to find a way to fit in a round or two of golf. He calls in sick, and drives 2 hours to distant course so no one will recognize him. He lines up his first shot, a par 5, and lets it rip...
Meanwhile, Saint Peter and God are watching the wayward priest, and as he tees off God waves his hand and the ball flies straight and true all the way to the green, bounces once, and goes straight into the hole.
St Pete is confused and asks, "Why didn't you punish him?"
God responds "I did! ....who is he going to tell?"
Jesus, Moses, and an old bearded guy are all golfing...
It's a par 5 and Moses hits his tee shot first and it lands in the fairway.
Jesus hits his tee shot also in the fairway but a little further than Moses's.
The old bearded guy steps up and shanks his tee shot way to the right. The ball bounces off a tree in to a pond where a turtle grabs the ball in his mouth spits it on to the green and a duck kicks it near the hole and a gust of wind puts the ball in the hole.
The old man starts walk toward the next hole like nothing happened when Moses says to Jesus angrily Jesus, I'm done golfing with your dad!
A chef plays golf and was over the moon with his score...
...he got a Michelin par!
"Ok children, lets play a guessing game..."
"Ok Jimmy", said Ms. Par, " I have something behind my back that is round, orange and is a piece of fruit, what is it?"
"That's easy" says Jimmy, "Its an orange!"
"Nope, its a tangerine, but it shows you're thinking."
Jimmy holds up his hand and says " Ok Ms. Par, I have one for you." the kid reaches into his front pocket and says, "In my hand is something stiff, with a red tip and is about one inch long. What is it?"
"JIMMY!!!!!" exclaims the teacher
The kid smiles, takes his hand out of his pocket and says
"Nope, its a match.... But it shows your thinking!"
Why does Tiger Woods only play par 3's?
Because he can't drive.
