Pappy Jokes
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What do you call a punch-drunk Japanese person whose father has diarrhea?
A slap-happy Jappy with a c**...-happy pappy!
I'll show myself out...
My life long Republican grandfather voted Democrat for the first time this election.
He died 2 years ago. We miss you Pappy.
What do you call a Japanese boy who just got beat by his dad after getting got m**...?
A fap happy jappy with a slap happy pappy.
Susie Lee Done Fell In Love
Susie Lee done fell in love;
She planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy 'bout it all
She told her Pappy so.
Pappy told her, Susie gal,
You'll have to find another.
I'd just as soon yo' Ma don't know,
But Joe is yo' half brother.
So Susie put aside her Joe
And planned to marry Will.
But after telling Pappy this,
He said, There's trouble still...
You cain't marry Will, my gal,
And please don't tell your Mother,
But Will and Joe and several mo'
I know is yo' half brother.
But Mama knew and said, My child,
Just do what makes you happy.
Marry Will or marry Joe,
You ain't no kin to Pappy.
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