Paperboy Jokes
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Did you hear about the paperboy who m**... on the job?
It was all over the news!
(Can't remember where I heard this, so sorry if its a repost)
Our town's oldest paperboy died today, at 84.
86 are wondering where their Daily Mirror's got to.
The smartest dog
One day, two women were arguing about whose dog is smarter.
The first woman says, "My dog's so smart, every morning he waits for the paper-boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me."
The second woman replies, "I know.."
The first woman, surprisingly ask, "How do YOU know?"
The second woman says, "My dog told me."
Newspapers
The paperboy didn't deliver my newspaper this morning, so I snuck next door and took the neighbours.
In hindsight, kidnapping might have been a little excessive
I quit my job as a paperboy
So if you think I've got news for you, I've got news for you.
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