Paper Plane Jokes
5 paper plane jokes and hilarious paper plane puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about paper plane that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Paper Plane Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good paper plane joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
An English bishop was visiting New York and had been warned about quote-hungry American reporters.
As he was walking down the stairs off the plane, a voice amid the camera flashes called out "Hey, Bishop! Will you be visiting any s**... clubs while you're in New York?"
The bishop gave a crinkly smile and said innocently: "Dear me, are there such establishments in this city?"
When he got to his hotel, the headline in the evening paper read: **l**... BISHOP'S FIRST QUESTION: "ARE THERE ANY s**... CLUBS IN NEW YORK?"**
My grandmother recently called in to a contest on the radio.
The contest was giving away free skydiving lessons to the first caller.
My grandmother called in, and she was the first caller, so they gave her the papers for the free lessons.
She started the lessons a few days later. When the instructor opened the plane door and told her to jump off, my grandmother looked down to the ground, she started to regret taking the lessons. she said "Help, I've gotten up and I can't fall down."
Saw this in the local paper
"With all this Gender name-changing, I wonder what they will call the room in the plane that the pilot sits in?"
The TSA is like a paper toilet seat cover
They probably don't actually do anything, and experts say they don't really make us safer, but do you really want to sit on a public toilet (or plane) without them?
Chuck Norris Used To Love Launching Paper Planes, But He Has Stopped It
After September, 11th 2001
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