Paper Folding Jokes
21 paper folding jokes and hilarious paper folding puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about paper folding that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Paper Folding Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Scientists claim its impossible to fold a piece of paper 8 times.
They have obviously never seen me wiping my a**... when there is only one sheet of toilet paper left.
Paper, Rock, and Scissors were sitting at a table playing Poker
They are playing a hand and Rock goes all in, Scissors places $50, and paper snapped in a half and dies.
Scissors asks, "What happened?".
Rocks replies, "I think he folded".
The paper shop at the end of my road....
....has folded.
I used to work at a paper company.
But it folded.
The price of paper is getting so high!
At this rate my origami business is going to fold
A man dies, standing before death. Death tells him that if he can beat him at a game, he can have his life back. The man thinks for a moment, asks for a slip of paper and a pen. He writes on the paper, folds it, and hands it back to death.
"The Game"
What do you call a paper crane folded by a prositute?
Whoreigami
What do you call an old lady folding paper?
Ori-Grammi
Why is paper bad at poker?
Because no matter what it always folds.
Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
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Last Words
There was a man in the hospital who was very old and most likely not making it out so his family went to the church to get the pastor to say goodbye and the hospital, so the next day the pastor visits the man in the hospital, but the man suddenly is gasping for air and can't breath so he grabs a pen and paper to write his last words he hands it to the pastor and died. The pastor takes the note and folds it into his pocket and ran to get the nurse. A week later at the mans f**... the pastors is reading from the Bible and remembers the not in his pocket so he opens it up and reads it to the congregation, it read: "You're standing on my oxygen tube!"
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I wanted to fold the toilet paper and use it again...
but felt that it was too t**...
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An elderly man was laying in his hospital bed...
... A nurse came in the room to administer his daily medication. Suddenly, the elderly man took a turn for the worse. He began turning red, gasping for air, and sweating profusely. He grasped for a pen and paper on the nightstand next to him, scribbled something quickly, and was gone. The nurse thought it best for his last words to be seen first by his family and loved ones, so she folded it up and put it in her pocket.
Later that day, they arrived, and the nurse handed a sobbing wife her husband's note. She read out loud, "You're standing on my oxygen tube, m**...!"
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Paper Folding One Liners
Which paper folding one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with paper folding? I can suggest the ones about piece paper and wrapping paper.
- The paper shop at the end of my road.... ....has folded.
- I used to work at a paper company. But it folded.
- The price of paper is getting so high! At this rate my origami business is going to fold
- What do you call a paper crane folded by a prositute? Whoreigami
- What do you call an old lady folding paper? Ori-Grammi
- Why is paper bad at poker? Because no matter what it always folds.
- Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
- I wanted to fold the toilet paper and use it again... but felt that it was too t**...