Paper Clip Jokes
24 paper clip jokes and hilarious paper clip puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about paper clip that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Paper Clip Short Jokes
Short paper clip jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The paper clip humour may include short clips jokes also.
- What did the paper clip say? It looks like you're writing unsubstantiated nonsense. Would you like to turn on all caps?
- I'm rubber and you're glue. She's tape. He's a stapler. Those guys are paper clips. All my friends are office supplies.
- Engineering tip: you can always improvise a high voltage tester with two paper clips, a rubber band... ... and an intern.
- My Pikachu started eating paper clips, paint chips, pencils... When I asked her what's wrong, she said "Pica. Pica."
- how to keep all your work you've typed up in microsoft word. you need a paper clip and a chainsaw to tell clippy to stop telling me to turn all caps.
- HOW MANY PAPER CLIP IS TAKE TO CONSTRUCT HAMMER NEED TOO MANY, BETTER GO TO THE OFFICE STORE h**... h**... h**...
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Paper Clip One Liners
Which paper clip one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with paper clip? I can suggest the ones about paper folding and scissors.
- What do you put in an oragami gun? Paper clips.
- What do you call a Paper Clip that is not used for paper? Useless.
- Where does a book go to get a trim? Paper Clips.
- How do you reload a cardboard gun? With paper clips.
- What wouldn't MacGyver be able to escape from using a paper clip? A desk job
- Among office supplies, one always finds paper clips. One might say they are staples.
- What did the paper clip say to the magnet? I find you very attractive.
- If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
- What's the do a snowman and paper clip have in common? Neither of them is a potato.
Paper Clip Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about paper clip you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean paper plate jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make paper clip pranks.