Paparazzi Jokes
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How do plants feel about paparazzi?
They're photosensitive.
What is globalization?
Question : What is globalization?
Answer : Princess Diana's death
Question : How come?
Answer :
An English princess with an
Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a
French tunnel, driving a
German car with a
Dutch engine, driven by a
Belgian who was high on
Scottish whiskey, followed closely by
Italian Paparazzi, on
Japanese motorcycles, treated by an
American doctor, using
Brazilian medicines!
And this is sent to you by a
Canadian, using
Bill Gates' technology which he got from the
Japanese.
And you are probably reading this on
one of the IBM clones that use
Philippine-made chips, and
Korean made monitors, assembled by Bangladeshi
workers in a Singapore plant, transported by lorries
driven by Indians, hijacked by Indonesians and finally
sold to you by a Chinese!
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Former figure skater Michelle Kwan was caught by paparazzi, who took an unfortunate down-blouse pic.
Nevertheless, it's a perfect example of both quality and Kwan t**....
My girlfriend told me to treat her like a princess...
So I got drunk and took her for a drive to get away from all of the paparazzi.
Warner Brothers cracks down on paparazzi problems on "Justice League" set...
...apparently they're not allowing any unauthorized flash photography.
Why did you stay with chris brown??
paparazzi: rihanna, why did you stay with chris brown??
rihanna: beats me
Teacher: "If Astronomy is the name for the study of celestial objects, what would you call a person who studies the stars?"
Blonde student: "Paparazzi!"
Why did Chris Cornell cross the street
Cuz I got all these paparazzi
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