Papa Jokes

Funniest Papa Short Jokes

Short papa jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The papa humour may include short mama jokes also.

1. A baby roach asks his dad what happens if they get sprayed with Raid. Papa Roach said, Suffocation, no breathing.
2. A young boy goes to his father in Russia The boy asks "Papa, could I please have 5 rubles"
   Papa is surprised and asks "20 rubles? Why do you need 50 rubles?"
3. I bought a shirt and some neckwear from Ebay that used to belong to the guy from the Mamas & the Papas All the sleeves are brown and the tie is gray
4. String Fight My ex used to hit me with stringed instruments. If only I had known about her history of violin.
5. Late one night in the USSR there is a knock at the door. Everyone leaps out of bed. Papa goes shakily to the door.
   
   'It's all right,' he says, coming back. 'The building's on fire.'
6. Baby Roach: "Papa, what happens if the humans spray us with Raid?" Papa Roach: "Suffocation. No breathing."
7. What did The Magic Flute opera singer say when his son asked him whether his putting on a costume loaded with feathers meant that he was a homosexual? Papa gay? No!
8. A very curious kid Kid: Papa, are you growing taller all the time?
   Father: No, my child. Why do you ask?
   Kid: Because the top of your head is poking up through your hair.
9. "Someone's been sleeping in MY bed!" said Papa Bear. "Someone's been sleeping in MY bed!" said Mama Bear.
   "Please stop fighting," sobbed Baby Bear. "It's Christmas."
10. Don and his son Big time gangster Don Vito Corleone picked up his son Santino after his annual exams. 'How was it?' he asked.
    'They questioned me for three hours, papa. But I told them nothing.'

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Papa One Liners

Which papa one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with papa? I can suggest the ones about pope and mamma.

1. What did the mama bullet say to the papa bullet? We're going to have a BB!
2. If Papa Roach goes on their final vacation is it to their last resort?
3. What happens when you squeeze a smurf? You papa smurf!
4. If a take and bake pizza can go wrong, it will. Papa Murphy's law.
5. Why did Papa John sue Papa John's? He kneaded the dough.
6. Somebody's been sleeping in my bed! Said the Papa bear Then the Mama bear divorced him.
7. Papa John's apparently got bought by the NRA Now it's called Papa Cap
8. What's Papa John's favorite pizza? The White Supreme
9. What's a fun name to call your new Italian Step-Dad? Papa Guinea
10. Papa's Pizzeria... No Daddy's Pizzeria
11. What did Kid Hippie say to Papa Hippie? RV there yet?
12. Papa Gino's have closed many locations They ran out of dough
13. shakira : "Telling lies?" Hips : "No Papa"
14. How did Papa John's rebrand themselves following the racial scandal? Uncle Tom's
15. My dad Rotsy takes pictures of famous people. I guess you could say he's my Papa Rotsy.

Your Papa Jokes

Here is a list of funny your papa jokes and even better your papa puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did the papa pear tree say to his child pear tree who was too afraid to grow his first fruits? Son? Grow a pear.
• A Russian boy sees his father being arrested by the FSB and asks, Papa, why are you being taken to the Gulag? The father replies, I don't know son, I'm not interested in politics.
• Teacher to a grade 2 student : Who is the youngest member in your family ? STUDENT : Papa Teacher : How ?
  Student : Because he still sleeps with mummy.
• I don't get all the fuss about Nintendo Labo. Papa John's has been selling cardboard for over 30 years.
• Anecdote - Daughter, why my bottle of whiskey half empty?
  - Because you're a pessimist, Papa.
• If a father asked their child if they would like a tropical fruit, would the child respond, Papa, ya
• My grandmother and grandfather's names were Pearl and Dean... But I always called them Grandma and Grand PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPAPA, PAPA PAPA PAPA PAPAAAAAA, PA!
• Many people don't know this but Papa Johns wasn't the first pizza place with a racist CEO. It was actually Hunt Brothers.
• So Cool Papa walks into a pie shop... He asks, "how's the pecan pie?"
  The Beatnik behind the counter sez "I'm sorry, but, the pecan pie's gone."
  Cool Papa sez "Solid. I'll take two slices."
• Mama bear to Papa bear: "Well... You might call it hibernating — I call it goofing off ."

Papa John Jokes

Here is a list of funny papa john jokes and even better papa john puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I called and ordered a large pepperoni pizza from Papa Johns. They asked if I wanted to Papa Size it. I said no... Just a large.
• I heard Papa John is getting into another business.... Paper Johns
  The hard -er seems right up his alley.
• Papa johns missed a great opportunity with the phrase "pizzagate" It could've been like "ARE they better ingredients??"
• Did you guys hear Papa john is suing Papa John's Looks like papa's coming for his dough.
• Mmmm this papa John's pizza is good It's so much better fired
• What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car? I'm really sodie pop.
• Papa Johns delivered to the World Trade Center on 9/11... They were 2 large plains.

Papa Roach Jokes

Here is a list of funny papa roach jokes and even better papa roach puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did the lead singer of Papa Roach say at the end of the debate? THIS IS MY LAST RETORT

Entertaining Papa Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about papa you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean padre jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make papa pranks.