Pap Smear Jokes
7 pap smear jokes and hilarious pap smear puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pap smear that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Pap Smear Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good pap smear joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A mother finds out she has cancer
A mother and daughter visit the doctor to get the results of the mom's pap-smear.
"It's stage-4 cervical cancer. You have 1 month left", the doctor says.
The mother is devastated. She gathers all her girlfriends for one last brunch.
At the brunch she announces, "Bad news, the doctor said I have 1 month to live. I have AIDS."
Her friends are shocked. They offer their condolences and hurriedly depart.
"But mom", the daughter protests "You have cancer. Why did you tell them you have AIDS?"
Mom replies, "Because I don't want any of them sleeping with your father."
My kinda Dr.
a woman goes to a new gynocologist for the first time, for her annual pap smear. as the dr.is getting everything ready, and the woman is in the usual position, the dr. explains that there will be some discomfort. he then asks if she would like to numb the area first so she is more comfortable. she tells the dr. *yes please* and he then proceeds to bury his face between her legs and says...num num numnum...
Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear?
I don't know. It was an inside joke.
Why do they call a "pap-smear" a "pap-smear"?
Because it sounds a lot better than "c**...-scrape".
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
My wife's gynecologist does her pap smear with an orbital sander...
He's a Ryobi-GYN
If a family's last name is Smear, do the kids call their grandpa Pap Smear?
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