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Who won the first Tour De France?

The 2nd Panzer Division.

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Who won the first Tour de France?
The 6th Panzer division.
Why do french tanks have rear-view mirrors?
To see the front line.
How many French troops does it take to defend Paris?
No one knows.

Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

The Sixth German Panzer Division.

How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

What kind of tank flies?

A Peter Panzer.

How do you embarrass Eva Braun at a dinner party?

Panzer...

What do you call a German think tank?

An answer panzer!

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