Pantry Jokes
22 pantry jokes and hilarious pantry puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pantry that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
From the kitchen pantry to the closet under the stairs, these classic cookery jokes will make you laugh out loud! From silly puns to classic comedic bits, discover some of the funniest jokes about your favorite dishes, ingredients, and cabinets.
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Funniest Pantry Short Jokes
Short pantry jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pantry humour may include short cupboard jokes also.
- Here's some advice for women out there: Be careful of fat guys. They are just trying to get into your pantries.
- The congregation discovered the minister was having an affair with a married congregant Apparently they found his vest in her pantry and her pants in his vestry.
- "Hey, can I try feeding your snake?" "Sure. His bread is in the pantry."
"Your snake eats... Bread?"
"My anaconda don't want none, unless you got buns, hun." - When you come out as gay, You come out of the closet... If you come out as pansexual, do you come out of the pantry?
- Don't you just love a late night snack?... Apparently the guy next door doesn't cause he called the police when he found me in the pantry.
- What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the countryside? One's a pant in the country.
The other's a c××t in the pantry. - I have a bunch of canned meat in my pantry. No matter how many I was pulling out, more were appearing in its place. You could say I got Spammed.
- The reason Chris Christie didn't get into the Cabinet came out today He'd rather be in the Pantry.
- Will you grab the evaporated milk? Mom: Honey, will you grab the evaporated milk from the pantry?
Dad: *grabs the can and shakes it* It's not ready yet. It's still in there. - What has 17 legs, massive pincers, and makes clicking noises? I don't know but I've got it trapped in my pantry so please send help before it OH GOD IT'S GOT ME
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Pantry One Liners
Which pantry one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pantry? I can suggest the ones about grocery and kitchen.
- Be careful of fat guys, ladies They just want to get into your pantries.
- What do you say to the soup that asks if you can take it out of the pantry. Sure, Can
- My doctor told me to get rid of all the bad food in my pantry. It was delicious
- What kind of tree holds the widest variety of fruit? The pantry.
- What kind of tree is a chef's favorite? A pantry
- I like my women like I like my oatmeal Steel cut and in the pantry
- What kind of tree holds the most food? A pantry
- How do you know if the guy robbing your house is high? You'll catch him in the pantry.
- What do you call a pantry full of l**...? A lick-her cabinet
- What does someone who comes out of the pantry identify as? *Pan-s**...*
Happy Pantry Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about pantry you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean food bank jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pantry pranks.
A man joins a ship's crew as a cook
A man finds himself as the cook on a ship that has just set off on a voyage. He does a quick survey of the kitchen. Everything seems good except in the pantry he finds several bags of potatoes that are all shaped like p**.... "That's weird," he thinks as he goes and finds the captain.
"Hey, captain, what's with all the potatoes looking like p**.... I don't like it," he says.
The captain replies, "Well you can't change it. This is a dictatorship."
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.
On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone, "Get me a coffee, quickly!"The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?""No," replied the trainee."It's the CEO of the company, you fool!"The trainee shouts back, "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?!""No," replied the CEO indignantly."Good!" replied the trainee, and slams down the phone.
A man finds himself as the cook on a ship...
A man finds himself as the cook on a ship that has just set off on a voyage. He does a quick survey of the kitchen. Everything seems good except in the pantry he finds several bags of potatoes that are all shaped like p**.... "That's weird," he thinks as he goes and finds the captain.
"Hey, captain, what's with all the potatoes looking like p**.... I don't like it," he says.
The captain replies, "Well you can't change it. This is a dictatorship."
Nation dialogue
You know, I was very Hungary one day, so I went to go Czech the fridge. I managed to find some Turkey that was leftover from Thanksgiving, but it was all covered in Greece. So I closed the fridge and Czech'd the pantry. I saw a Canada beans, so I grabbed them and microwaved them, but it exploded. My mom says that Iran out of diversity with food, and that I needed to expand on that. She also mentioned we need to get groceries. I said "Denmark my words, I shall go to the grocery store!".
