panther Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious panther puns

The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.

They're the Tolkien white guys.

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I'd like to go see Black Panther in the theater...

But I'd also like to hear it too.

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In Black Panther, when she said "what are those", I cringed a little bit...

I mean, Wakanda joke is that?

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Went to go see Black Panther today

And the employee at the concession stand asked wakanda snacks i wanted

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If Black Panther and Storm had kids, what would they be called?

Thunder Cats.

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I'm gonna dress up as Forest Gump tonight and go to the movies and make a a scene.

Then I will have to apologize for ruining their Black Panther party

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Just saw the Black Panther movie

3/5 would recommend.

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I got kicked out of my aunt's funeral for singing a song...

It was the Pink Panther theme. Dead aunt, dead aunt, dead aunt dead aunt dead aunt...

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What does Black Panther like to do on vacation?

Wakanda beach.

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Some white people are so upset at black panther

Chill, You guys have pink panther

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The guy that played Killmonger in Black Panther is great

He's the Michael Jordan of acting.

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I was ordering food for the cast of Black Panther. I asked if they liked pizza.

They said, It depends. Wakanda pizza?

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What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects?

dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss

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A black guy at the cinema told me (a white guy) I wasn't allowed to watch Black Panther.

Apparently I have to "buy" a "ticket"

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What do you get when Black Panther brings Jewish bread to Thor's party?

T'Challa challah at the Valhalla gala.

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The Pink Panther made a list of things he had to do, and it was called...

To do, to do, to do to do to do, to do, to dooooooo...

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What does the Black Panther use for protection during sex?

A Wakondom.

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What does Black Panther say when he sees something dumb?

Wakanda nonsense is this?

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I saw a girl wearing a Black Panther shirt today.

So I walk up to her and say, "Hey girl, Wakanda music do you listen to?"

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Why is the pink panther the busiest of cats

He always has something to do,
to do, to do do do dodo dodoooh

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What is the pink panther thinking when he walks into a strip club?

Tiddy - tiddy - tiddy, tiddy, tiddy, tiddy, tiddyyy

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If black panther took place in Mexico, the name of the protagonist would be..

T'Cholo

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I didn't really like the new Black Panther...

It felt like only 3/5ths of a movie.

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What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.

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What does T' challa from Black panther put on when he has sex?

A wakandom

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What do you call a Superhero with a dentist alter ego?

Plaque Panther

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Black Panther walks into a racist bar...

"Wakanda shit is this?"

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What did the pink panther say when he stepped on an ant hill

Dead ant dead ant

Dead ant

Dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead aaaaant

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As a white guy who saw Black Panther, I gave it...

3/5

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Pink Panther was looking for his friend's apartment.

He drives into a street and suddenly drives out.

It was a

Dead-end.
Dead-end.
Dead-end dead-end dead-end dead-end dead-ennnnd...

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The pink panther likes to do

To do to do to do to do to do to dooo dodododo

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What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt


Courtesy of my little cousin.

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T'challa's father was the Black Panther first

but he was more of a lyin' king.

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Critics are comparing Aquaman to Black Panther

At first glance, the movies do appear similar. They both feature ancient sci-fi utopias hidden from the rest of the world. In each movie, theres a fight for the throne in order to stop a war. However, they are ignoring one major difference: the characters in Aquaman can swim.

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What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant
Dead ant
Dead ant dead ant dead ant
Dead ant dead annnnnnt
Dead ant

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What are the most funny Panther jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Panther? Well, here are the best Panther dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Panther pick up lines to share with friends.

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