Panther Jokes

Funniest Panther Short Jokes

Short panther jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The panther humour may include short leopard jokes also.

1. I saw Black Panther 2 without knowing anything about it. I had no idea Wakanda movie it was.
2. In Black Panther, when she said "what are those", I cringed a little bit... I mean, Wakanda joke is that?
3. I bet you $20 I can tell you the score of the big game tonight before it even starts. Broncos: 0 Panthers: 0
4. Went to go see Black Panther today And the employee at the concession stand asked wakanda snacks i wanted
5. I'm gonna dress up as Forest gump tonight and go to the movies and make a a scene. Then I will have to apologize for ruining their Black Panther party
6. "What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?" "No idea."
   "denim."
   "Denim?"
   "Denim denim denim denim denim..."
7. There are now 3 undefeated cat teams in the NFL! The Panthers, the Bengals and the Cheetahs.
8. What did the pink panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant...
9. The guy that played Killmonger in Black Panther is great He's the Michael Jordan of acting.
10. I was ordering food for the cast of Black Panther. I asked if they liked pizza. They said, It depends. Wakanda pizza?

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Panther One Liners

Which panther one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with panther? I can suggest the ones about puma and tiger.

1. Pink Panther's TODO list 1. TODO
   2. TODO
   3. TODO TODO TODO TODO TODOOO
2. I'd like to go see Black Panther in the theater... But I'd also like to hear it too.
3. If Black Panther and Storm had kids, what would they be called? Thunder Cats.
4. Just saw the Black Panther movie 3/5 would recommend.
5. What does Black Panther like to do on vacation? Wakanda beach.
6. If Black Panther was a Pokemon, Ash would ask him... Wakanda Pokemon are you?
7. What does Black Panther say when he sees something dumb? Wakanda nonsense is this?
8. Ladders are banned in Black Panther's homeland They're considered unlucky to Wakanda.
9. If black panther took place in Mexico, the name of the protagonist would be.. T'cholo
10. I didn't really like the new Black Panther... It felt like only 3/5ths of a movie.
11. What material are the Pink Panther's jeans made out of? Denim Deniiiiiiiimmmmmm
12. What do you call a Superhero with a dentist alter ego? Plaque Panther
13. As a white guy who saw Black Panther, I gave it... 3/5
14. The pink panther likes to do To do to do to do to do to do to dooo dodododo
15. Black Panther? Wakanda superhero is that?

Pink Panther Jokes

Here is a list of funny pink panther jokes and even better pink panther puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why is the pink panther the busiest of cats He always has something to do,
  to do, to do do do dodo dodoooh
• I saw a commercial for the Pink Panther's new Extermination business The jingle was pretty catchy;
  "dead ants.. dead ants..
  dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaaants.."
• The Pink Panther's To Do List To do...To do...To do, to do, to do...To do, to doooo...
  Saw this on The Doghouse Diaries today and it made me laugh...
• Pink Panther was looking for his friend's apartment. He drives into a street and suddenly drives out.
  It was a
  Dead-end.
  Dead-end.
  Dead-end dead-end dead-end dead-end dead-ennnnd...
• What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk? Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.
• Q: What's the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant hill? A: Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant...
  source: /bin/bash/fortune
• What did a young Pink Panther sing when he was playing with his magnifying glass in the back yard? Dead ant; dead ant; dead ant dead ant dead ant...
• The Real Pink Panther Joke What did the Pink Panther say as he stepped on a bug?
  Dead Ant, Dead Ant
  Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant
  Dead Ant, Dead AaaaaaaaaaAAAaaannt
• What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant? Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!

Black Panther Jokes

Here is a list of funny black panther jokes and even better black panther puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A black guy at the cinema told me (a white guy) I wasn't allowed to watch Black Panther. Apparently I have to "buy" a "ticket"
• What do you call a Jewish bread that the Black Panther bakes for Thor's party? T'calla's challah for the Val'Halla gala.
• I saw a girl wearing a Black Panther shirt today. So I walk up to her and say, "Hey girl, Wakanda music do you listen to?"
• The Black Panther is starting a landscaping and sod business. He's calling it Wakanda Grass.
• Why are black folks acting like 'Black Panther is their first big movie? When 'Planet of the Apes' came out in the 60's...
• Have you seen Black Panther? Wakanda question is that?
  Sorry if repost, this just hit me. Couldn't find it by searching on my phone.
• You guys see that new Black Panther Trailer yet? It's set in the vibrant and prosperous African country of Wakanda. So right off the bat you know its fiction
• What would a Jewish Black Panther eat? T'challah bread.
• What roles do Andy Serkis and Martin Freeman play in the new Black Panther movie? They're the tolkien white guys of the film.
• What's that movie with the monkey running around with the guns again? Oh yeah, Black Panther.

Carolina Panther Jokes

Here is a list of funny carolina panther jokes and even better carolina panther puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How much force does it take for the Carolina Panthers to lose a Playoff game. One Newton

Hilarious Panther Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about panther you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jaguar jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make panther pranks.