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The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.

They're the Tolkien white guys.

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I'd like to go see Black Panther in the theater...

But I'd also like to hear it too.

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In Black Panther, when she said "what are those", I cringed a little bit...

I mean, Wakanda joke is that?

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Went to go see Black Panther today

And the employee at the concession stand asked wakanda snacks i wanted

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If Black Panther and Storm had kids, what would they be called?

Thunder Cats.

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I'm gonna dress up as Forest Gump tonight and go to the movies and make a a scene.

Then I will have to apologize for ruining their Black Panther party

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Just saw the Black Panther movie

3/5 would recommend.

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I got kicked out of my aunt's funeral for singing a song...

It was the Pink Panther theme. Dead aunt, dead aunt, dead aunt dead aunt dead aunt...

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What does Black Panther like to do on vacation?

Wakanda beach.

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Some white people are so upset at black panther

Chill, You guys have pink panther

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The guy that played Killmonger in Black Panther is great

He's the Michael Jordan of acting.

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I was ordering food for the cast of Black Panther. I asked if they liked pizza.

They said, It depends. Wakanda pizza?

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What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects?

dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss

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A black guy at the cinema told me (a white guy) I wasn't allowed to watch Black Panther.

Apparently I have to "buy" a "ticket"

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What do you get when Black Panther brings Jewish bread to Thor's party?

T'Challa challah at the Valhalla gala.

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The Pink Panther made a list of things he had to do, and it was called...

To do, to do, to do to do to do, to do, to dooooooo...

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My favorite knock-knock joke ever.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Panther.

Panther who?

Panther no panth, I'm goin' thwimmin!

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We're doing our dad's favorite jokes now? Knock knock...

Who's there?
Panther.
Panther who?
Panther no panths, I'm going thwimming!

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What does the Black Panther use for protection during sex?

A Wakondom.

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What does black panther use as protection?

Wakondoms

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What does Black Panther say when he sees something dumb?

Wakanda nonsense is this?

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I saw a girl wearing a Black Panther shirt today.

So I walk up to her and say, "Hey girl, Wakanda music do you listen to?"

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What is the pink panther thinking when he walks into a strip club?

Tiddy - tiddy - tiddy, tiddy, tiddy, tiddy, tiddyyy

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Why is the pink panther the busiest of cats

He always has something to do,
to do, to do do do dodo dodoooh

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If black panther took place in Mexico, the name of the protagonist would be..

T'Cholo

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I didn't really like the new Black Panther...

It felt like only 3/5ths of a movie.

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What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.

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Knock knock

Who's there?

Panther

Panther who?

Panther no pants, I'm going swimming

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What does T' challa from Black panther put on when he has sex?

A wakandom

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What do you call a Superhero with a dentist alter ego?

Plaque Panther

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Black Panther walks into a racist bar...

"Wakanda shit is this?"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Panther. Panther who?

Panth er no panth, I'm going thwimming!

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As a white guy who saw Black Panther, I gave it...

3/5

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What did the pink panther say when he stepped on an ant hill

Dead ant dead ant

Dead ant

Dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead aaaaant

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Knock knock. Who's there? Panther. Panther who?

Your "pan-ther" falling down.

So sorry, good night.

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The pink panther likes to do

To do to do to do to do to do to dooo dodododo

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Knock knock

Who's there?

Panther.

Panther who?

Panther no panth I'm goin thwimmin'!

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What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt


Courtesy of my little cousin.

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Pink Panther was looking for his friend's apartment.

He drives into a street and suddenly drives out.

It was a

Dead-end.
Dead-end.
Dead-end dead-end dead-end dead-end dead-ennnnd...

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T'challa's father was the Black Panther first

but he was more of a lyin' king.

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Critics are comparing Aquaman to Black Panther

At first glance, the movies do appear similar. They both feature ancient sci-fi utopias hidden from the rest of the world. In each movie, theres a fight for the throne in order to stop a war. However, they are ignoring one major difference: the characters in Aquaman can swim.

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Have you seen Black Panther?

Wakanda question is that?

Sorry if repost, this just hit me. Couldn't find it by searching on my phone.

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You guys see that new Black Panther Trailer yet? It's set in the vibrant and prosperous African country of Wakanda.

So right off the bat you know its fiction

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What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant
Dead ant
Dead ant dead ant dead ant
Dead ant dead annnnnnt
Dead ant

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When I saw Stephen Fry was getting married to a much younger man I wondered what a gay cougar was called.

A pink panther.

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What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an insect?

Dead ant.

Dead ant.

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead aaaaaaant!

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What did the pink panther say when he stepped on the ant?

Deadant Deadant Deadant

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What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

*Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

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What does the Black Panther use when having sex?

A wakandom.

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What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Panther. Panther who?

Panther no panth I'm going thwimming.

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What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-antdead-antdead-ant

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What roles do Andy Serkis and Martin Freeman play in the new Black Panther movie?

They're the tolkien white guys of the film.

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The Pink Panther was writing a to-do list but got sidetracked...

To-do...
To-Do...
To-Do To-Do
To-Do
To-Do-Dooooo......

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What would a Jewish Black Panther eat?

T'challah bread.

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We know what Pink Panther sang when he saw a dead ant. What did he sing when he saw a live ant?

He stepped on it and sang

Dead ant

Dead ant

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.

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Black Panther Was Shivering

*Somewhere in the Antarctic*

Captain America: "You look really cold T'Challa, do you need a jacket?"

Black Panther: "I never Fleece"

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Knock Knock....

-Knock Knock...

-Who's There

-Panther

-Panther who?

-Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!

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What did the Pink Panther say when he stood on an ant?

Dead ant... dead ant... deadantdeadantdeadantdeadaaannnntt

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So, if Black Panther marries Storm...

... Does that mean their children are Thundercats?

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What does the Black Panther say when he sees something new?

"Wakanda thing it this?"

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The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.

They are the Token white guys.

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Why are black folks acting like 'Black Panther is their first big movie?

When 'Planet of the Apes' came out in the 60's...

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Why did Black Panther say when he converted to Islam?

T'Challahu Akbar

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Why didn't Black Panther, Spider-man, the GOTG, Falcon, Wasp, and Bucky show up to appear in the Endgame trailer?

They're all flakes

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Why does the Panther break up with his girlfriend??

Because she was a Cheetahhhhh!

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What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant.............Dead ant.............Dead ant Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead aaaant

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Mr Freeze vs. Black Panther. Who wins?

Black Panther, because he nevah freeze

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Why is the black panther so jacked

Because he knows the Whey.

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Black Panther was a good movie.

That's it. That's the joke.

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What do you call the indian version of Black Panther?

M'asala

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Do you think Black Panther celebrates Christmas?

Or does he celebrate Wakwanza?

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I was really sleepy at the movie theatre...

But after watching Black Panther, I'm woke af

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Panther

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Panther.

Panther who?

Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!

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The Black Panther movie is quite racist...

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Black Panther may be the richest person in the Marvel Universe

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[Spoilers] If Lion King and Black Panther taught me anything it is that

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You might've seen Black Panther but...

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What do you call Andy Serkis and Martin Freeman in Black Panther?

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Why do kids think Black Panther is Santa Claus?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Panther.

Panther who?

Panther no pants I'm coming in!

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I went to the cinema last night to see Black Panther

I couldn't see anything.

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[NSFW] I wanted some ebony pussy last night

So I watched Black Panther

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So I saw Andy Serkis in the new Black Panther trailer

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Why did the Black Panther get arrested for sexual harassment?

He was trying to T'Challa dat ass

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Q: What's the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant hill?

A: Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant...

source: /bin/bash/fortune

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What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

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What's my favorite sex position?

Wow. It's when I flip your mom over.
-Steel Panther

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What do you call a baby panther?

a Newton.

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What did Hannibal Lecter say when he met a sexy Black Panther at a cannibal convention?

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

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What did a young Pink Panther sing when he was playing with his magnifying glass in the back yard?

Dead ant; dead ant; dead ant dead ant dead ant...

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The Real Pink Panther Joke

What did the Pink Panther say as he stepped on a bug?


Dead Ant, Dead Ant

Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant

Dead Ant, Dead AaaaaaaaaaAAAaaannt

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What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant?

Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!

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what did the pink panther say when he stood on an ant

dead ant dead ant ... dead ant ... dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant....dead aaaaaaant

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Why is Black Panther still a virgin?

Because Wakondom for life.

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Black Panther is a racist movie.

The only African American is the bad guy.

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The most unrealistic part of Black Panther?

A civilized African nation.

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The panther tank is the same as communism

The best on paper,but breaks down when you need it the most

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To-do List

β€’To do
β€’To do
β€’To do, to do, to do, to do, to do,
to dooo, dododododo

*Pink panther walks by*

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What's that movie with the monkey running around with the guns again?

Oh yeah, Black Panther.

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Black Panther was

the best planet of the apes movie yet

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What are the best Panther puns and pranks?

Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Panther? Well, here are the best jokes about Panther to have fun with.

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