The Best 46 Panther Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Panther jokes. There are some panther leopard jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these panther ocelot puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Panther Jokes and Puns

What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects?

dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss

What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt

Courtesy of my little cousin.

The Pink Panther made a list of things he had to do, and it was called...

To do, to do, to do to do to do, to do, to dooooooo...

Panther joke, The Pink Panther made a list of things he had to do, and it was called...

Pink Panther was looking for his friend's apartment.

He drives into a street and suddenly drives out.

It was a

Dead-end.
Dead-end.
Dead-end dead-end dead-end dead-end dead-ennnnd...

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.


You guys see that new Black Panther Trailer yet? It's set in the vibrant and prosperous African country of Wakanda.

So right off the bat you know its fiction

Why is the pink panther the busiest of cats

He always has something to do,
to do, to do do do dodo dodoooh

Panther joke, Why is the pink panther the busiest of cats

I'm gonna dress up as Forest Gump tonight and go to the movies and make a a scene.

Then I will have to apologize for ruining their Black Panther party

Went to go see Black Panther today

And the employee at the concession stand asked wakanda snacks i wanted

I didn't really like the new Black Panther...

It felt like only 3/5ths of a movie.

I'd like to go see Black Panther in the theater...

But I'd also like to hear it too.

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What does the Black Panther use for protection during sex?

A Wakondom.

Some white people are so upset at black panther

Chill, You guys have pink panther

As a white guy who saw Black Panther, I gave it...

3/5

A black guy at the cinema told me (a white guy) I wasn't allowed to watch Black Panther.

Apparently I have to "buy" a "ticket"

Just saw the Black Panther movie

3/5 would recommend.

Panther joke, Just saw the Black Panther movie

Have you seen Black Panther?

Wakanda question is that?

Sorry if repost, this just hit me. Couldn't find it by searching on my phone.

The guy that played Killmonger in Black Panther is great

He's the Michael Jordan of acting.

T'challa's father was the Black Panther first

but he was more of a lyin' king.


In Black Panther, when she said "what are those", I cringed a little bit...

I mean, Wakanda joke is that?

What does Black Panther say when he sees something dumb?

Wakanda nonsense is this?

I was ordering food for the cast of Black Panther. I asked if they liked pizza.

They said, It depends. Wakanda pizza?

What does Black Panther like to do on vacation?

Wakanda beach.

I saw a girl wearing a Black Panther shirt today.

So I walk up to her and say, "Hey girl, Wakanda music do you listen to?"

What do you call a Superhero with a dentist alter ego?

Plaque Panther

The pink panther likes to do

To do to do to do to do to do to dooo dodododo

What does T' challa from Black panther put on when he has sex?

A wakandom

I got kicked out of my aunt's funeral for singing a song...

It was the Pink Panther theme. Dead aunt, dead aunt, dead aunt dead aunt dead aunt...

What is the pink panther thinking when he walks into a strip club?

Tiddy - tiddy - tiddy, tiddy, tiddy, tiddy, tiddyyy

If black panther took place in Mexico, the name of the protagonist would be..

T'Cholo

If Black Panther and Storm had kids, what would they be called?

Thunder Cats.

Why are black folks acting like 'Black Panther is their first big movie?

When 'Planet of the Apes' came out in the 60's...

Black Panther?

Wakanda superhero is that?

If Black Panther was a Pokemon, Ash would ask him...

Wakanda Pokemon are you?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Panther

Panther who?

Panther no pants, I'm going swimming

The Arizona Wildlife World Zoo refused to euthanize the panther that killed a woman who jumped into its enclosure to take a selfie...

...making it the first black entity to ever successfully invoke the Castle Doctrine/Stand Your Ground against a white entity.

What do you call a Jewish bread that the Black Panther bakes for Thor's party?

T'calla's challah for the Val'Halla gala.

What do you call a Black Panther themed condom?

A Wacondom.

What did the Pink Panther write down on his itinerary?

To do
To do
To do
To do
To do doo doo doo

What did the pink panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant...

So little Timmy has bone cancer.

The Make-A-Wish Foundation people come around and say well Timmy, you can see anyone you want. We'll do our best to get them.

So Timmy says I wanna see Black Panther!

The Doctor says hold on now, you'll see him in a couple days anyways. Why don't you pick someone else?

To-do list of the pink panther

To-do
To-do
Todo todo todo todo todooooootododo

I was on the street, and saw someone making a black panther joke

Wakanda person does he think he is?

What did the Pink Panther say when he got to the cul-de-sac?

Dead end. Dead end.

Dead end.

Dead end. Dead end. Dead end. Dead end.

Dead ennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd.

The Black Panther is starting a landscaping and sod business.

He's calling it Wakanda Grass.

What did the pink panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant

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