panther Jokes

funny jokes and hilarious panther stories

What are the best panther puns and pranks?

Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Panther? Well here is a complete list of the top panther jokes:

The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.

They're the Tolkien white guys.

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What do you get when Black Panther brings Jewish bread to Thor's party?

T'Challa challah at the Valhalla gala.

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We're doing our dad's favorite jokes now? Knock knock...

Who's there?
Panther.
Panther who?
Panther no panths, I'm going thwimming!

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Knock knock

Who's there?

Panther

Panther who?

Panther no pants, I'm going swimming

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Panther. Panther who?

Panth er no panth, I'm going thwimming!

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Knock Knock....

-Knock Knock...

-Who's There

-Panther

-Panther who?

-Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!

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What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? (lamest joke I know)

Dead ant.
Dead ant.
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead aaaaaant.

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