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1. I recently came out as pansexual. But I'm only attracted to cast iron.
   I've tried dating teflon, but it never sticks.
   I guess it's true what they say:
   "Once you go black, you never go back"
2. Today I found out my roommate was pansexual... Needless to say I was pretty shocked when I woke up and found him in bed with all of our kitchenware.
3. According to a recent survey of Chefs, about 82% of them are part of the LGBT community. Interestingly most of them were pansexual
4. I got fired from my job just because I'm pansexual. Who wants to work in a kitchen anyway.
5. When you come out as gay, You come out of the closet... If you come out as pansexual, do you come out of the pantry?
6. Wow Guys. I'm So Happy For You Supporting Me About Being Pansexual I Love You All
7. If Dora the Explorer were pansexual... Would that make her Pandora?
   (It's a kids show... Let refrain from box jokes in the comments.)
8. Pansexual? Well, I'm not really attracted to pans, but I do think the stove's hot.
9. Why did the white pansexual bear have such large mood swings? Because it is a bi-polar bear
10. I'm a pansexual But sometimes I like to go clubbing

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Pansexuals One Liners

Which pansexuals one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pansexuals? I can suggest the ones about and .

1. If Gay people come out of the closet, who comes out of the kitchen? Pansexuals.
2. Why are pansexuals so gullible? Because they'll fall for anything.
3. What sexuality are Skillet fans? **PAN**sexual
4. I don't get the term "Pansexual" I mean, I like bread as much as the next guy, but c'mon!
5. I recently realized that my pinky toe is pansexual. It likes to bang everything.
6. What's the best date to take a pansexual on? Take them out for a wok.
7. What sort of people are into kitchenware? Pansexuals.
8. What humour does a pansexual necrophiliac like? Deadpan humour
9. I find frying pans really hot. I guess you could say I'm pansexual.
10. What is a pansexuals favorite kind of show? Cooking shows
11. You know, I heard a rumor that Stevie Wonder is pansexual. He just doesn't see gender.
12. Why you should have a pansexual roommate They will do the dishes
13. What do ghosts, China, pansexuals and unicorns have in common? They're all not real
14. Why did the straight kid get bullied in cooking class??? He wasn't pansexual
15. A pansexual enters a room full of obese nymphomaniacs No one has room to judge.

Pansexuals Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

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