The Best 33 Pansexual Jokes

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Top 10 Funniest Pansexual Jokes and Puns

Today I found out my roommate was pansexual...

Needless to say I was pretty shocked when I woke up and found him in bed with all of our kitchenware.

I don't get the term "Pansexual"

I mean, I like bread as much as the next guy, but c'mon!

I recently came out as pansexual.

But I'm only attracted to cast iron.

I've tried dating teflon, but it never sticks.

I guess it's true what they say:

"Once you go black, you never go back"

Pansexual joke, I recently came out as pansexual.

I sexually identify as a pansexual

And I have a fetish for cast-iron

What do you call a pan-sexual man named Nick who works at a CD store?

Pan Nick at the Disc Co.


What do you call a chef who likes his work a bit too much...

A Pan-sexual

I have a cast iron fetish

I guess you could say I'm pansexual

Pansexual joke, I have a cast iron fetish

What did the trans-gender, pan-sexual, gender-fluid ogre say to the heterosexual male ogre?

Shrek your privilege!

You know, I heard a rumor that Stevie Wonder is pansexual.

He just doesn't see gender.

I find frying pans really hot.

I guess you could say I'm pansexual.

My pan-sexual partner is upset with me...

They caught me with a pot in the kitchen

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What is a pansexuals favorite kind of show?

Cooking shows

What does someone who comes out of the pantry identify as?

*Pan-sexual*

I recently realized that my pinky toe is pansexual.

It likes to bang everything.

Why are pansexuals so gullible?

Because they'll fall for anything.

What do you call a four-legged, three-eyed, mute, deaf, transgender, African-American, handicapped, eunuch, cancer-riddled, rich, thrice-divorced, tired, fashionable, pansexual, elderly factory worker?

I don't know.

Pansexual joke, What do you call a four-legged, three-eyed, mute, deaf, transgender, African-American, handicapped,

When you come out as gay, You come out of the closet...

If you come out as pansexual, do you come out of the pantry?

A pansexual enters a room full of obese nymphomaniacs

No one has room to judge.

Why did the white pansexual bear have such large mood swings?

Because it is a bi-polar bear


I'm a pansexual

But sometimes I like to go clubbing

Why did the straight kid get bullied in cooking class???

He wasn't pansexual

If Dora the Explorer were pansexual...

Would that make her Pandora?

(It's a kids show... Let refrain from box jokes in the comments.)

Wow Guys. I'm So Happy For You Supporting Me About Being Pansexual

I Love You All

Pansexual?

Well, I'm not really attracted to pans, but I do think the stove's hot.

I got fired from my job just because I'm pansexual.

Who wants to work in a kitchen anyway.

I am a Latino pansexual with no regrets

Hot dog buns work ok, baguettes are good when they are hollowed out, and donuts were probably made for it.

So I don't know why my friend always is saying that I'm doing it wrong

Okay I admit it, I'm pansexual

I mean who isn't with their slutty little handles and perfect round insides. And don't even get me started on skillets.

What humour does a pansexual necrophiliac like?

Deadpan humour

Why is the shower hose pansexual?

Because every naked person it sees turns it on

What's the best date to take a pansexual on?

Take them out for a wok.

I was in the kitchen banging pots and pans.

My mom walked in and said When you came out as pansexual this isn't what I thought you meant…

Why you should have a pansexual roommate

They will do the dishes

Are satyrs straight or gay?

Neither. They're Pan-sexual

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