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4 panini jokes and hilarious panini puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about panini that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Panini Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good panini joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

On the set of a movie...

"Alright folks that's a wrap"
"Actually sir it's a panini"
"Ugh..Take five"
But there weren't enough paninis for everyone to take 5

The p in PS5 stands for panini.

How do Germans make a Panini?

On a Glutenberg Press

Three boys talk in the schoolyard:

Boy one: "You know, my mom's mouth is so big, that she can s**... a whole cinnamon bun in one bite!"
Boy two: "Whatever, my mom can s**... a panini with just one bite!"
Boy three: "Those are rookie numbers! My mom can s**... a whole floor lamp in one gulp!"
Boy one and boy two look at boy three with delusion, and ask him how he knows she can do it, boy three answers:
"I heard when mommy and daddy where talking with each other in the other room the other night. Mom whispered: "turn off the floor lamp, i'll take it in my mouth.""


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about panini can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of panini puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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