Panicky Jokes
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What is a good panicky joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I was woken on the plane by a panicky stewardess
That's how i lost my job as a pilot.
So there's a new saliva cell...
...and he's kind of panicky because he can't figure out how to digest a starch molecule.
But then good guy Mr.Enzyme comes along and says "Let me break it down for you."
Patty O'Mally
So Patty O'Mally is running late to an extremely important meeting in downtown Dublin. He has been driving around and around for blocks and can not find a parking space. He is feeling panicky and anxious. Finally in desperation, he cries out to the Lord in Heaven, "Dear God! Please help me find a parking space so I can getto this meeting on time, please please help me! If you help me, I will do anything, in fact I promise to always go to church every Sunday and I swear to quit drinking Irish whiskey for the rest of me days." As he finished his devout prayer, lo and behold, a parking space opens up. Patty quickly takes the spot and shouts to Heaven, "Never mind Lord, I found a space!"
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