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7 pani jokes and hilarious pani puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pani that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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What is a good pani joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Everyone is panicking about the stock markets....

But the 31 foot mexican ladder company I invested in is surging.

A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, You have to help me; I think I'm shrinking.

Now settle down, the doctor calmly told him. You're just going to have to be a little patient.

I'm not panicking yet about ISPs selling my browser history to advertising companies...

On the other hand, when they offer to sell my browsing history to my wife, that would be the appropriate time to panic!

All this panic buying has led me to using alternative methods for toilet paper...

Last week was tree leaves this week it's lettuce. And that's just the tip of the iceberg!

How do you cause a panic at a Hollywood party?

You say "Hey, isn't that Chris Hansen?"

You know you're getting old when...

You don't panic at the sight of a cop car behind you in traffic.

Panicking, I told the doctor that I couldn't smell my food and it tasted plasticky. With a concerned look on his face, he told me to...

...remove it from the package.

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