Panes Jokes
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Amish man and his son go to a big shopping mall for the first time
They're staring in wonder at all of the shiny big buildings and the massive panes of glass when the two come across two big shiny metal doors.
"What is it, dad?" asked the son.
"I have no idea." replied the father. I have never seen anything like this in all my life.
They watched in wonder as an old lady walked up to the doors, pressed a button, and stepped inside the now-open doors. The doors closed once again and a while later, a 20-year-old blonde strolled out of the doors.
The father told his son, "Go get your mother!"
A man says to a genie "Let me be abundantly clear..", so the genie turned him into ten glass panes.
(not part of the joke): Forgive me
What kinds of windows does 2 chains own?
TWO PANES.
What do you call a window that can rap?
Two Panes
I just can't look through windows.
It panes me.
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