Pane Jokes

Funniest Pane Short Jokes

Short pane jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pane humour may include short pond jokes also.

1. How do you make your wife scream after s**...? Wipe your d**... on the curtain.
2. An infallible way of curing a headache... Put your head through a window and the pane will disappear.
3. I smashed a sheet of glass on the floor and I can't find the last piece.... It's a bit of a pane.
4. There was an accident at the glass factory today Onlookers could Only describe the scene as "paneful to watch"
5. If a man crashes through a window and severely injures himself... ...Would you say that he's in *pane*?
6. Why doesn't Jesus like having the image of his crucifixion on church windows? He's in too much *pane*.
7. I just fell through a glass window It was a real pane
8. When people use the wrong homonyms it irritates me I know the pane, I've been their before.
9. A man says to a genie "Let me be abundantly clear..", so the genie turned him into ten glass panes. (not part of the joke): Forgive me
10. Just got the new Windows... ... such a pane

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Pane One Liners

Which pane one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pane? I can suggest the ones about pong and oven.

1. What do you get when you throw a window through a window? A pane in the glass.
2. I walked into my glass door today Oh the pane...
3. What did the window washer say to the window? I feel your pane
4. Why did the window glass cry? Because it was in pane.
5. I saw my coworker get crushed by glass. It looked very paneful.
6. I accidentally hit my head on a window today... It was paneful.
7. Go touch the window and see if it hurts Feel the pane?
8. Why did the broken window not go to the doctor? He had no more pane
9. I thought breaking glass would be easy. Turns out, it's a real pane.
10. Why does a window hurt more than a table? The window is double pane
11. I submitted a glass pane in for a competition. I'm hoping I can window.
12. It took over a month to install our floor-to-ceiling windows. It was a big pane.
13. What do windows feel when they get hurt? Pane!
14. The other day i stepped on a lego window I guess you could say i was in a lot of, pane
15. What happened to the boy who ran into a window He was in serious PANE

Window Pane Jokes

Here is a list of funny window pane jokes and even better window pane puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What kinds of windows does 2 chains own? TWO PANES.
• The other day, I got thrown through a window with no glass. It was pane-less.
• Why did everyone hate the window? He was a pane in the glass!
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• What did the emo window say? Life is pane.
• Did you hear about the guy that ran into a window? He was in a lot of pane.
• What do you call a window that can rap? Two Panes
• Windows feel pane too. Window lives matter!
• A man has his hand stuck in a window... He says "The pane is real!"
• I just can't look through windows. It panes me.
• What did one window say to the other window? I'm in pane

Quirky and Hilarious Pane Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about pane you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pole jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pane pranks.