The Best 43 Pane Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pane jokes. There are some pane glass jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pane skylight puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Pane Jokes and Puns

I hate large windows

They're a huge pane to clean.

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

Just got the new Windows...

... such a pane

What do you get when you throw a window through a window?

A pane in the glass.

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I submitted a glass pane in for a competition.

I'm hoping I can window.

What do windows feel when they get hurt?


Did you hear about the guy that ran into a window?

He was in a lot of pane.

Pane joke, Did you hear about the guy that ran into a window?

Swallowing glass is a real pane in the neck.

What did the window say when it was cracked?

Well this is a pane in my glass.

I walked into my glass door today

Oh the pane...

Why did everyone hate the window?

He was a pane in the glass!


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I was scraping a window at my Grandma's house....

I then thought up a joke for my mom to hear it was "This window scraping stuff is a pane in the glass!"
She laughed :)

What happened to the boy who ran into a window

He was in serious PANE

Ever hear that story of the guy who scaled a building with only suction cups?

Well he certainly was a **pane** to catch!

What did one window say to the other window?

I'm in pane

Q: How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

Pane joke, Q: How do you cure a headache?

When people use the wrong homonyms it irritates me

I know the pane, I've been their before.

I hit my head really hard on a glass window yesterday

It hurt me pretty bad, Maybe that's why they call it window pane

I just had a window fall into my incinerator

It was a pane in the ash to retrieve

If a man crashes through a window and severely injures himself...

...Would you say that he's in *pane*?

What did the window washer say to the window?

I feel your pane

What did the window say when it was broken?

"Oh what pane!!"

Why does a window hurt more than a table?

The window is double pane

What did the emo window say?

Life is pane.

The window broke on my head...

...I felt the pane

An infallible way of curing a headache...

Put your head through a window and the pane will disappear.

Pane joke, An infallible way of curing a headache...

A man has his hand stuck in a window...

He says "The pane is real!"

I smashed a sheet of glass on the floor and I can't find the last piece....

It's a bit of a pane.

Windows feel pane too.

Window lives matter!

What happens when a glassblower touches the glass while it's still hot?

They feel pane.

Why are windows the saddest part of a house?

Because they are always surrounded by pane

What did one window maker say to the other who was having a tough day?

No pane no gain!

I'm a Panetheist

And if you don't respect my beliefs you're gluten intolerant

What did the window say when it got hit by a baseball?

I'm in pane!

It took over a month to install our floor-to-ceiling windows.

It was a big pane.

Don't swallow your baguettes.

It could be a pane in the ass.

I accidentally sat on some broken glass

It was a real pane in the ass

I just fell through a glass window

It was a real pane

Did you hear about the man who installed a window in his butt?

It was a pane in the ass.

Why doesn't Jesus like having the image of his crucifixion on church windows?

He's in too much *pane*.

The other day i stepped on a lego window

I guess you could say i was in a lot of, pane

I thought breaking glass would be easy.

Turns out, it's a real pane.

Go touch the window and see if it hurts

Feel the pane?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pane washers jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pane whiteout piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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