Pancreatic Jokes
5 pancreatic jokes and hilarious pancreatic puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pancreatic that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
We all know that pancreatic cancer is no laughing matter, but that doesn't mean you can't laugh at some terrible, bad, and supposely funny jokes related to it! Read on to find out some hilarious, if not morbid, pancreatic jokes.
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What is a good pancreatic joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
My veterinarian says my dog has an absolutely adorable disease.
She has a cute pancreatitis.
*Update:* This is somewhat real. My dog went into the dog hospital last night. She's doing a little better today and she will probably make it. I had to joke because this is a tough ride to take without it.
*Update* My dog is home now. She's well, and she's absolutely adorable.
A man was diagnosed with cancer.
Man: "Wow, Doc, how bad is it?"
Doctor: "Well, you're at the extreme end of stage 4 pancreatic cancer. You've only got about 3 months to live."
Man: "Oh no! Is there anything I can do?"
Doctor: "Well, I'd suggest moving to Arkansas and becoming a pig farmer."
Man: "Really? That would cure my cancer?"
Doctor: "Oh no, of course not. But it will be the longest three months of your life."
Steve Jobs and Trump had one thing in common, both hated the PC culture
Political correctness and pancreatic cancer.
What's the Biggest Jobs Killer in the United States?
Pancreatic cancer.
What do African-Americans and Jews have in common?
An increased risk for pancreatic adenocarcinoma.
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