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Pancreatic Cancer Jokes

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A man was diagnosed with cancer.

Man: "Wow, Doc, how bad is it?"
Doctor: "Well, you're at the extreme end of stage 4 pancreatic cancer. You've only got about 3 months to live."
Man: "Oh no! Is there anything I can do?"
Doctor: "Well, I'd suggest moving to Arkansas and becoming a pig farmer."
Man: "Really? That would cure my cancer?"
Doctor: "Oh no, of course not. But it will be the longest three months of your life."

Steve Jobs and Trump had one thing in common, both hated the PC culture

Political correctness and pancreatic cancer.

What's the Biggest Jobs Killer in the United States?

Pancreatic cancer.

Why a dying man makes money of selling cookware?

It's because he has a pancreating cancer.

Bad news and really bad news.

An elderly gentleman is at the doctor's office for what he thought was going to be a routine checkup. After having several tests done the doctor enters the room and says "Sir, I'm afraid I have some bad news and then some really bad news. Which would you like first?" The elderly man responds "Well, I suppose I'll take the bad news first." The doctor says "I'm afraid you have Alzheimer's." "That's terrible news Doc!" says the old man. "What could be worse than that?" The doctor continues "You also have pancreatic cancer." The old man thinks about what he has just been told for a few seconds. "Well, at least I don't have Alzheimer's!"


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