Pancakes Jokes
93 pancakes jokes and hilarious pancakes puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pancakes that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Start your morning off with a chuckle! From funny blueberry pancake jokes to jokes about breakfast that will leave you in stitches, find it all here. These jokes about pancakes with oats and other ingredients will have you laughing out loud.
Funniest Pancakes Short Jokes
Short pancakes jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pancakes humour may include short pancake day jokes also.
- Wife: We just ate, why are you making pancakes? Me: They're for the dogs.
Wife: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?
Me: They don't know how. - My wife asked me to bring home stuff for the pancakes yesterday. She wasn't happy when I came back with a push up bra.
- My wife makes my pancakes too thin. Tomorrow morning I am telling her I am sick of her crepe.
- You know what they say about family - blood is thicker than water. But maple syrup is thicker than blood, so technically pancakes are more important than family.
- My dad always called me "Pancake" He said it was "Because the first one is always a mistake."
- Does the International House of Pancakes answer to the United Nations or is it the other way around? Serious answers only. I'm studying for my AP World History final.
- I feel awful. I just tried to make pancakes for my kids but they were way too flat. They shouldn't have to put up with this crepe.
- Did you know Sean Connery used to save the egg shells from pancake day and paint them to use for egg hunts at Easter? It was an egg shell lent idea
- Did you know Dracula had a brother who feasted on pancakes? His name was Count Spatula
(Tried this out on my kids the other day. It went horrifically bad) - Every morning, I always stack my pancakes, bacon, eggs and biscuits on top of each other…. So I can have a balanced breakfast.
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Pancakes One Liners
Which pancakes one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pancakes? I can suggest the ones about french toast and waffle.
- How would you describe a bad joke about pancakes? Wawful.
- My mom always makes the pancakes too thin I shouldn't have to put up with this crepe.
- Why do jedi always burn their pancakes? Because they wont turn over to the dark side.
- Wanna know why I don't like pancake makers ? Because they give me the crepes
- What do you call a shoplifter of pancakes? Crepetomaniac
- Customer: Waiter, I'm in a hurry! Will the pancakes be long? Waiter: No sir, round.
- Did you hear about the angry pancake? He just flipped.
- What do you call a stack of pancakes? A balanced breakfast
- What did aunt jemima say when she ran out of pancakes? Oh how waffle!
- What do pancakes do when they are scared? They crepe themselves ;D
- I can't believe its pancake day again already.. It's really créped up on me!
- What did the pancake say to the French cook? you're creping me out
- What did the woman say after her pancakes got flat? Oh crepe
- How do you get up on a horse made of pancakes? Using the syrups.
- How did the pancake become the king? He u-syruped the throne.
Eating Pancakes Jokes
Here is a list of funny eating pancakes jokes and even better eating pancakes puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Kids are a lot like pancakes. The first one comes out a bit funny but you can just eat it when no one is looking.
- Why did the Xbox One eat its cereal for breakfast, but not its pancakes? It had the spoon, but not the 4k.
- Where does the Easter Bunny go to eat pancakes? To IHOP, of course!
- Capital letters can really change the meaning of a sentence. For example :
John eats pancakes everyday for breakfast.
John eats capital letters everyday for breakfast. - Did you hear about the guy who didn't like people watching him eat pancakes? He always ate them syruptitiously.
- My brother and I were having pancakes for breakfast I was eating 4 to every 1 that my brother managed. I guess I was practicing "Ratiol" discrimination.
- If my body is a temple than eating pancakes is a form of prayer.
Uproarious Pancakes Jokes to Share with Friends
What funny jokes about pancakes you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean eggs jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pancakes pranks.
Why did the pancake get arrested?
It had committed multiple unwaffle actions.
So its pancake Tuesday today
That surely crepe'd up on us
There were 3 moles living in a hole...
One day, they wake up to the smell of pancakes cooking. The first mole sticks his head out of the hole and says "I smell pancakes!" The second mole sticks his head out of the hole and says "I smell syrup!" The last mole tries to stick his head out of the hole, but gets stuck behind the other two, so he said "All I smell is molasses."
A man walked into a psychiatrist's office with a pancake on his head...
... a fried egg on each shoulder, and a piece of bacon over each ear.
"What seems to be the problem?" asked the psychiatrist.
The man said: "I'm worried about my brother."
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Still the best blonde joke to date..
A brunette, a redhead, and a blond escape a burning building by
climbing to the roof. The firemen are on the street below,
holding a blanket for them to jump into.
The firemen yell to the brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your only
chance to survive!"
The brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen y**... the blanket
away. The brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.
"C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!' say the firemen to the redhead.
"Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" says the redhead.
"No! It's brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with redheads!"
"OK" says the redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen y**... the
blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake.
Only the blonde remains on top of the building. Again, the
firemen yell "Jump! You have to jump!"
"No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!" yelled the blonde.
"No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!"
"Look," the blonde says, "nothing you say is gonna convince me
that you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you
to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it..."
Shrove Tuesday
"Dad why is my brother called George?"
"Cos he was born on St George's day"
"Dad why is my brother called David?"
"Cos he was born on St David's day"
"Dad.."
"Oh for crying out loud, enough with the questions, Pancake."
If the beavers are rowing their canoe down main st and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes will it take to shingle a dog house?
Seven because ice cream has no bones
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What do pancakes and kids have in common?
The first one usually gets s**... up.
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HAGS disease
"I am afraid you have HAGS disease," the doctor explained, "That is h**..., Aids, Gonorrhea, and s**..., so we are immediately putting you on a pizza and pancake diet."
"Those foods will cure me?" he is asked.
"No," says the doctor, "But those foods we can slide under the door to the room we are locking you up in!"
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Sarah Palin bought up all of Alaska's pancake mix
She's trying to keep her son from battering women
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A serial killer was killing his female victims by drowning them in pancake mix, then dipping them in hot oil. Some of his victims survived.
They're currently being treated at a battered women's shelter.
"I'm sorry sir, but we've determined you have a highly contagious, deadly virus. You'll need to be kept in quarantine and fed a diet of pancakes."
"Oh my, that's horrible news, doctor. But will the pancakes really be able to help me get better?"
"No, that's just the only thing we can slide under the door."
To commemorate the disaster in Mecca where a crane fell and crushed pilgrims, Saudi Arabia will build a restaurant at the site.
An IHOP: International House of Pancakes.
People say we flat-earthers don't believe the world is round. That is a lie.
Of course the world is round, just like a pancake!
A young man was in love with two women and could not decide which of them to marry.
Finally he went to a marriage counselor. When asked to describe his two loves, he noted that one was a great poet and the other made delicious pancakes.
"Oh" said the counselor, "I see what the problem is. You can't decide whether to marry for batter or verse."
I was going to make pancakes, then I wasn't…
Then I was.
Then I wasn't.
Then I was.
Now, it looks like I'm just waffling…
I asked my doctor why he fed me nothing but pancakes during quarantiane
"It's all we're able to slip under the door" he said.
I once tried to teach food how to sing.
It actually went pretty well, although the pancakes were a little flat.
Dentist: How did you lose your three teeth?
Patient: "My wife prepared the pancakes and they were very hard to eat."
Dentist: "Then you could have refused to eat them."
Patient: "I did refused to eat them. Hence, I lost my three teeth."
I was trying not to wake anyone up coming in from a night out...
So I put those French pancakes on my feet and crepèd right up the stairs.
I snuck downstairs to make pancakes at midnight last night
It took a couple hours and I didn't want to wake anyone going back up.
I stuck some pancakes to my feet and crepèd back up the stairs.
What does the pope put on his pancakes?
Papal syrup.
Mole joke
One day the dad mole pops his head out of the mole hole and goes: "I smell pancakes"
Then the mom mole squeezes her head out of the hole and says: " I smell pancakes and syrup"
Then the baby mole tries to squeeze his head up by gets stuck and says: "all I smell are moleasses"
"You have a very rare and extremely contagious condition"
the doctor told his patient.
"We're going to have to put you in an isolation unit where you'll be on a diet of pancakes and pizza."
"Will the pancakes and pizza cure my condition?" asked the patient.
"No," replied the doctor.
"They're the only things we can slip under the door."
A business is at a hotel in NYC.
Ah the Big Apple! He is excited and goes down to get breakfast at the hotel restaurant before his meeting. He looks over the menu and the waiter comes after an slightly extended wait.
I'll have the short stack of pancakes the business man says with interest.
Very good remarked the waiter.
Oh ... glancing at his watch the business asks will they be long?
The waiter quickly responds No sir , they'll be round ...
Me: I'll have a stack of 24 pancakes, please
Waitress: That's a tall order!
There was a monk helping make breakfast for the monastery,
and remembered you dont have to use a spatula to flip pancakes. Next thing he knew it was out of the frying pan and onto the friar.
My son was mixing the pancake batter with a whisk in both hands while he was helping my wife make Father's Day breakfast.
I gasped and said, honey, do you really think you should be letting him do that? That looks two whisk-y!
An old man is eating some breakfast at a diner when three bikers walk in.
The first biker puts out his cigarette in the old man's pancakes.
The second biker spits out his tobacco in the old man's coffee.
The third biker takes the entire meal and shoves it off the table.
The old man, without saying so much as a word, gets up, pays the waitress, and exits the diner. The bikers laugh and sit at the old man's table. "Not much of a man, was he?" says one of the bikers.
"Not much of a driver either," says the waitress. "That man just drove his 16-wheeler over three bikes."
A man walks into a greasy spoon for breakfast....
Waiter says what will it be, mac?
The customer says I gotta catch a train - so I'll just have a short stack of pancakes , also coffee ... and waiter - will they be long?
The waiter says No buddy, they'll be round...
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irish man are chatting in a bar. The Englishman says "We named my son George because he was born on St. George's Day".
The Scotsman says "Wow, what a coincidence! My son is called Andrew because he was born on St. Andrew's Day"
The Irishman says "I can't believe it! Wait till I tell you about our Pancake"
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Library of Congress bomber…
Yesterday's attempted bomber said there are 4 more bombs planted in DC. After botching b**... Congress by showing up at the Library of Congress, the FBI has ordered the immediate evacuation of :
-the Richmond Mall's Supreme Food Court
-The Hexagon Building on Connecticut Ave
-International House of Pancakes
-literally anyone with a white house.
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A pizza walks by two pancakes
Pancake: " Look at that b**... with all that make-up!"
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My grandfather's favorite joke
An old fisherman makes camp up in the wild north country near a blue-green lake, and in the morning he starts to make breakfast. As he's cooking, a little family of moles living in a mole-hill nearby begin to smell what the old fisherman's cooking. The mother mole says Hey! Old Fisherman's cooking, and it smells like bacon! The father mole sniffs the air and says No no I smell pancakes, butter and maple syrup! The teenager mole says You're both wrong! He's making eggs! And the littlest mole says I don't know what you're all talking about, all I smell is mole-a**... .
I heard that there's a chef attempting to combine macaroni with a potato pancake
I mean, it's not impastable, but it's not very latkely either.
Using a broken whisk to mix your pancakes could work
But theres some whisk involved.
While cooking breakfast this morning, my dad randomly said this: I like my women like I like my pancakes…
Hot, thick, and stacked!
Tomorrow is pancake day
A guy walks into a bar and orders some pancakes. "It's time to celebrate pancake day!" he tells the bartender. "What? Already?" the bartender replies. "Well that certainly crêped up on us."
My wife was in the kitchen cooking the traditional meal for today and asked…
Do you want anymore pancake?
I said no and don't call me pancake.
Be first
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, "Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus."
Dogs are forever in the push up postion.
A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
RIP to one of my favorite comedians, Mitch Hedberg. The king of one liners
Pancakes asks Sausage to go to the movies
Sausage asks: Hey, should we invite Bacon?
Pancakes says: Of course! I love Bacon.
Sausage asks: What about Eggs?
Pancakes shakes his head and says: Nah man, Eggs Benedict lately.
A family of moles wake up from hibernation.
They start digging up to the surface to get some air and stretch their legs. When they arrive, there's a layer of concrete that wasn't there before. They dig around the concrete and Papa mole pokes his head out and smells fresh pancakes.
Oh, they must have built a pancake house up there! It smells great!
Mama mole, right behind Papa, sniffs and says, Oh wow, the syrups smell delicious!
Baby mole, in the hole behind both Papa and Mama says Yuck! All I can smell are molasses from back here!
