Pancake Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

My dad always called me "Pancake"

He said it was "Because the first one is always a mistake."

First Pancake

A young mother was preparing breakfast for her sons, Kevin, 5 and Ryan, 3. They both said they wanted pancakes. As the pancakes were almost finished and the syrup was being heated in the microwave, the boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.

Their mother, who was also a Sunday School teacher, saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. She said, If Jesus were sitting here, he would say 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'

Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, Ryan, you be Jesus.

Did you hear about the angry pancake?

He just flipped.

Sarah Palin bought up all of Alaska's pancake mix

She's trying to keep her son from battering women

I was Jesus last time!

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson..
'If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,
' Ryan , you be Jesus !'

What do pancakes do when they are scared?

They crepe themselves ;D

I can't believe its pancake day again already..

It's really crΓ©ped up on me!

HAGS disease

"I am afraid you have HAGS disease," the doctor explained, "That is Herpes, Aids, Gonorrhea, and Syphilis, so we are immediately putting you on a pizza and pancake diet."

"Those foods will cure me?" he is asked.

"No," says the doctor, "But those foods we can slide under the door to the room we are locking you up in!"

Two eggs, a sausage, and a pancake walk into a bar.

The bartender says,Β  Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here.

The Good Date Potato Pancake Joke

Was recently told this joke by my professor.

A boy is going on a date. Nervous, he asks the father for tips. The father runs the basics down and stresses one thing. "Now son, there are only three things you can talk about : Food, Family and Philosophy".

The boy has no reason to doubt his father. He goes round the girl's house and picks her up and they drive to the restaurant.

They order food, and say nothing after. It's incredibly awkward.

"So..... Do you like potato pancakes?", the boy asks.

"No.", she replies.

The awkward tension builds.

"Does your sister like potato pancakes?", he tries again.

"I don't have a sister.", she replies.

It's unbearable, the boy is mortified.

He tries again, "Okay....if you had a sister, would she like potato pancakes?"

Shrove Tuesday

"Dad why is my brother called George?"

"Cos he was born on St George's day"

"Dad why is my brother called David?"

"Cos he was born on St David's day"


"Oh for crying out loud, enough with the questions, Pancake."

How did the pancake become the king?

He u-syruped the throne.

A serial killer was killing his female victims by drowning them in pancake mix, then dipping them in hot oil. Some of his victims survived.

They're currently being treated at a battered women's shelter.

What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

It's pancake day already?

That sure crΓ©ped up fast.

So its pancake Tuesday today

That surely crepe'd up on us

Pancake Day

... Has has really crΓͺped up on me this year

It's pancake day?!

Well that creped up on us.

To all you beautiful girls, Happy Valentine's Day!

To all your fat girls, chin up, it's Pancake Day next week!

Why did the pancake get arrested?

It had committed multiple unwaffle actions.

It's Pancake Tuesday already...

Really creped up on me.

A man walked into a psychiatrist's office with a pancake on his head...

... a fried egg on each shoulder, and a piece of bacon over each ear.
"What seems to be the problem?" asked the psychiatrist.
The man said: "I'm worried about my brother."

Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party?

He was a square.

People say we flat-earthers don't believe the world is round. That is a lie.

Of course the world is round, just like a pancake!

4 men sit anxiously outside the maternity unit ...

... as they await news on their wives' who are having babies

The English one says, "My first son was born on St George's Day, so I named him George."

The Scotsman added, "My first son was born on St Andrew's Day, and I decided to name him Andrew."

The Welshman said, "My boy was born on St David's Day, and I just had to call him David!"

The Irishman spoke up, "Ah, sure, it was just the same with our Pancake!"

Person 1: I made you a breakfast pizza...

Person 2: This is a pancake.

I gave my girlfriend the last of my pancake today

She leaned over in a whisper and said,

I honestly didn't expect it and I almost died.

I'm fed up with all these pancake day puns...

The next time I hear someone say one, I'll batter them.

Two pancakes were talking. One said to the other, waggling his eyebrows suggestively, "hello."

The other said "ugh, get away from me, you crepe."

What did the pancake say to the complimentary muffin?

I'm flattered!

My successful pancake business was recently shut down

Someone tipped off the police that I was selling them hot

I combined National Pancake Day with International Women's Day

Took my wife to IHOP and ordered a stack of pancakes for myself, and 8/10ths of a stack for her.

It's Pancake Day...

but when is it Heterocake Day?

What did the one pancake say to the other pancake when he had to go?

Catch you on the flip side

What did the priest think while choking on a pancake?

Holy Crepe!

Today is Pancake Tuesday

Crepe Diem!

What is the similarity between a human and a pancake.

When they are black you failed

What do you call a funny pancake?

a puncake

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

What's the difference between a woman and a pancake?

None. They're still good when they're cold

Went to a pancake restaurant and asked if my dinner would be long.

'No sir, round' came the reply.

I finally decided on my Halloween costume.

I'm going to go as a French pancake chef; that'll really give people the crΓͺpes.

What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened!

I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!

Did you ever hear a joke about a pancake before?

I heard one once but it was a crΓͺpe joke.

What are the funniest pancake jokes of all time?

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