pancake Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious pancake puns

A pancake, a piece of toast, and a piece of bacon walk into a bar

They sit down and ask the bartender for a round of beers. The bartender looks at them and says "Get the hell out of my bar, we don't serve breakfast here."



Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor.

With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel
appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.

After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, 'Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem.'

The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a
large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.

'Gee, Mom,' he exclaimed. 'For me?'

'Just take two,' Brenda replied. 'The rest are for your father.'



A couple was raising a young boy. The two parents were concerned about their child, as he had an abnormally small penis for his age. So they consult a doctor, and after a close examination, the doctor tells the parents, "Just feed him plenty of pancakes. Eventually he'll reach a good size."

The next morning, the young boy goes to the kitchen to find a huge stack of pancakes sitting on the table. "Oh wow, Mom! Are these all for me?" asks the boy.

The mother replies, "Just take two, dear. The rest are for your father."


My dad always called me "Pancake"

He said it was "Because the first one is always a mistake."


First Pancake

A young mother was preparing breakfast for her sons, Kevin, 5 and Ryan, 3. They both said they wanted pancakes. As the pancakes were almost finished and the syrup was being heated in the microwave, the boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.

Their mother, who was also a Sunday School teacher, saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. She said, If Jesus were sitting here, he would say 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'

Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, Ryan, you be Jesus.


Did you hear about the angry pancake?

He just flipped.


Sarah Palin bought up all of Alaska's pancake mix

She's trying to keep her son from battering women


I was Jesus last time!

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson..
'If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,
' Ryan , you be Jesus !'


What do pancakes do when they are scared?

They crepe themselves ;D


I can't believe its pancake day again already..

It's really crΓ©ped up on me!


Two eggs, a sausage, and a pancake walk into a bar.

The bartender says,Β  Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here.


HAGS disease

"I am afraid you have HAGS disease," the doctor explained, "That is Herpes, Aids, Gonorrhea, and Syphilis, so we are immediately putting you on a pizza and pancake diet."

"Those foods will cure me?" he is asked.

"No," says the doctor, "But those foods we can slide under the door to the room we are locking you up in!"


The Good Date Potato Pancake Joke

Was recently told this joke by my professor.

A boy is going on a date. Nervous, he asks the father for tips. The father runs the basics down and stresses one thing. "Now son, there are only three things you can talk about : Food, Family and Philosophy".

The boy has no reason to doubt his father. He goes round the girl's house and picks her up and they drive to the restaurant.

They order food, and say nothing after. It's incredibly awkward.

"So..... Do you like potato pancakes?", the boy asks.

"No.", she replies.

The awkward tension builds.

"Does your sister like potato pancakes?", he tries again.

"I don't have a sister.", she replies.

It's unbearable, the boy is mortified.

He tries again, "Okay....if you had a sister, would she like potato pancakes?"


Shrove Tuesday

"Dad why is my brother called George?"

"Cos he was born on St George's day"

"Dad why is my brother called David?"

"Cos he was born on St David's day"


"Oh for crying out loud, enough with the questions, Pancake."


How did the pancake become the king?

He u-syruped the throne.


A serial killer was killing his female victims by drowning them in pancake mix, then dipping them in hot oil. Some of his victims survived.

They're currently being treated at a battered women's shelter.


What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.


It's pancake day already?

That sure crΓ©ped up fast.


So its pancake Tuesday today

That surely crepe'd up on us


Pancake Day

... Has has really crΓͺped up on me this year


To all you beautiful girls, Happy Valentine's Day!

To all your fat girls, chin up, it's Pancake Day next week!


It's pancake day?!

Well that creped up on us.



A housewife visits a doctor. She told him that she's worried about her 5 year old son's small penis. He said her problem is solved. You just have to prepare every morning some pancakes for breakfast. It will help grow its size overtime .

The next day, she did gladly prepared the breakfast as per doctor's advise. She made 10 pancakes that morning. When her son saw the pancakes, he was screaming and was so excited to have it. Yeheey! pancakes! . She then stop him and said Wait..wait… you can only have 3, the rest is for your Dad."


Person 1: I made you a breakfast pizza...

Person 2: This is a pancake.


People say we flat-earthers don't believe the world is round. That is a lie.

Of course the world is round, just like a pancake!


A man walked into a psychiatrist's office with a pancake on his head...

... a fried egg on each shoulder, and a piece of bacon over each ear.
"What seems to be the problem?" asked the psychiatrist.
The man said: "I'm worried about my brother."


Why did the pancake get arrested?

It had committed multiple unwaffle actions.


Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party?

He was a square.


It's Pancake Tuesday already...

Really creped up on me.


I gave my girlfriend the last of my pancake today

She leaned over in a whisper and said,

I honestly didn't expect it and I almost died.


I'm fed up with all these pancake day puns...

The next time I hear someone say one, I'll batter them.


Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman...

... sitting in a bar. Englishman raises his glass of ale and says "Here's to my son George. We named him George because he was born on St Georges Day".
The Scotsman raises his dram of whisky, "Here's to my son Andrew, named as such because he was born on St Andrew's Day".
The Irishman raises his Guinness and exclaims "Feck me what a coincidence - it's exactly the same for me and my son Pancake!"


What did the pancake say to the complimentary muffin?

I'm flattered!


Two pancakes were talking. One said to the other, waggling his eyebrows suggestively, "hello."

The other said "ugh, get away from me, you crepe."


My successful pancake business was recently shut down

Someone tipped off the police that I was selling them hot


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