Pancake Day Jokes
19 pancake day jokes and hilarious pancake day puns to laugh out loud. Read holiday jokes about pancake day that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Pancake Day Short Jokes
Short pancake day jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pancake day humour may include short pancakes jokes also.
- Did you know Sean Connery used to save the egg shells from pancake day and paint them to use for egg hunts at Easter? It was an egg shell lent idea
- Did you know Dracula had a brother who feasted on pancakes? His name was Count Spatula
(Tried this out on my kids the other day. It went horrifically bad) - I combined National Pancake Day with International Women's Day Took my wife to IHOP and ordered a stack of pancakes for myself, and 8/10ths of a stack for her.
- I cannot believe that it's 13 weeks away from pancake day And they are already selling flour and eggs in the shops
- My Kids Got p**... at Me for Cooking pancake this Morning Seems he was their favorite rabbit
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Pancake Day One Liners
Which pancake day one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pancake day? I can suggest the ones about bicycle day and turkey day.
- I can't believe its pancake day again already.. It's really créped up on me!
- It's Pancake Day... but when is it Heterocake Day?
Entertaining Pancake Day Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about pancake day you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean workers day jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pancake day pranks.
There were 3 moles living in a hole...
One day, they wake up to the smell of pancakes cooking. The first mole sticks his head out of the hole and says "I smell pancakes!" The second mole sticks his head out of the hole and says "I smell syrup!" The last mole tries to stick his head out of the hole, but gets stuck behind the other two, so he said "All I smell is molasses."
Mole joke
One day the dad mole pops his head out of the mole hole and goes: "I smell pancakes"
Then the mom mole squeezes her head out of the hole and says: " I smell pancakes and syrup"
Then the baby mole tries to squeeze his head up by gets stuck and says: "all I smell are moleasses"
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irish man are chatting in a bar. The Englishman says "We named my son George because he was born on St. George's Day".
The Scotsman says "Wow, what a coincidence! My son is called Andrew because he was born on St. Andrew's Day"
The Irishman says "I can't believe it! Wait till I tell you about our Pancake"
Shrove Tuesday
"Dad why is my brother called George?"
"Cos he was born on St George's day"
"Dad why is my brother called David?"
"Cos he was born on St David's day"
"Dad.."
"Oh for crying out loud, enough with the questions, Pancake."
Tomorrow is pancake day
A guy walks into a bar and orders some pancakes. "It's time to celebrate pancake day!" he tells the bartender. "What? Already?" the bartender replies. "Well that certainly crêped up on us."
My son was mixing the pancake batter with a whisk in both hands while he was helping my wife make Father's Day breakfast.
I gasped and said, honey, do you really think you should be letting him do that? That looks two whisk-y!
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I'm fed up with all these pancake day puns...
The next time I hear someone say one, I'll batter them.
Offer to wake up early and make pancakes for your family. Cut up round, pancake-size pieces of cloth beforehand. Coat the cloth pieces with batter and cook them up. They look like actual pancakes, but can't be cut, even with a knife.
Ever heard of Spontaneous Human Combustion?
I have a friend named Sally. Well... she's not really a friend, but I knew her in high school. Anyways, one day she went out shopping. As she was strolling through the aisles, her arm caught fire! Just her arm and nothing else. It was a fascinating sight to see. A young woman flailing about the cereals and pancakes with flames spewing from her arm. Finally, the police show up. They immediately throw her in cuffs and send her to jail. What was her charge?
Possession of an Unlicensed Firearm.
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A mailman is working his last day on a route he's been doing for 20 years
He gets to the first house and a man greets him at the door with a very expensive bottle of wine and thanks him for his service. He arrives at the next house and is greeted by the entire family with a box of Cuban cigars and everyone wishes him a happy retirement.
He arrives at the third house where he is greeted by a gorgeous blonde with see through l**... on. She leads him upstairs where they make love for an hour. When they're done she takes him downstairs where she cooks him a breakfast of pancakes,eggs and squeezed orange juice. As he's eating she gives him a card with $20 in it.
He's overwhelmed by all this and asks why. The blonde tells him You've been an amazing mailman over the years and when I heard you were retiring I asked my husband what we should do for you. He replied"f**... him. Give him $20" The Breakfast was my idea
