Pancake Day Jokes
27 pancake day jokes and hilarious pancake day puns to laugh out loud. Read holiday jokes about pancake day that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Pancake Day Short Jokes
Short pancake day jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pancake day humour may include short pancakes jokes also.
- Did you know Sean Connery used to save the egg shells from pancake day and paint them to use for egg hunts at Easter? It was an egg shell lent idea
- Did you know Dracula had a brother who feasted on pancakes? His name was Count Spatula
(Tried this out on my kids the other day. It went horrifically bad) - I totally forgot that yesterday was pancake day again. It really creped up on me this year.
- To all you beautiful girls, Happy Valentine's Day! To all your fat girls, chin up, it's Pancake Day next week!
- I'm fed up with all these pancake day puns... The next time I hear someone say one, I'll batter them.
- I combined National Pancake Day with International Women's Day Took my wife to IHOP and ordered a stack of pancakes for myself, and 8/10ths of a stack for her.
- I cannot believe that it's 13 weeks away from pancake day And they are already selling flour and eggs in the shops
- My Kids Got p**... at Me for Cooking pancake this Morning Seems he was their favorite rabbit
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Pancake Day One Liners
Which pancake day one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pancake day? I can suggest the ones about bicycle day and kiss day.
- I can't believe its pancake day again already.. It's really créped up on me!
- It's pancake day already? That sure créped up fast.
- Pancake Day ... Has has really crêped up on me this year
- It's pancake day?! Well that creped up on us.
- It's Pancake Day... but when is it Heterocake Day?
Entertaining Pancake Day Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about pancake day you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean turkey day jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pancake day pranks.
There were 3 moles living in a hole...
One day, they wake up to the smell of pancakes cooking. The first mole sticks his head out of the hole and says "I smell pancakes!" The second mole sticks his head out of the hole and says "I smell syrup!" The last mole tries to stick his head out of the hole, but gets stuck behind the other two, so he said "All I smell is molasses."
Three moles live in a hole together.
One day a pancake breakfast is set up around the mole hole. One of the three moles sticks his head out of the hole and says, "I smell syrup!"
The second mole sticks his head out of the hole and says, "I smell ketchup!"
The third mole tries to stick his head out of the hole, but cannot because the other two are blocking him. Frustrated, he says, "All I smell is molasses!"
Mole joke
One day the dad mole pops his head out of the mole hole and goes: "I smell pancakes"
Then the mom mole squeezes her head out of the hole and says: " I smell pancakes and syrup"
Then the baby mole tries to squeeze his head up by gets stuck and says: "all I smell are moleasses"
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of a farmhouse in the country.One day, the papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmmmm, I smell sausage!" The momma mole poked her head outside of the hole and said, "Mmmmm, I smell pancakes!" The baby mole tried to poke his head out of the hole but couldn't get passed the two bigger moles.Finally giving up, he said, "The only thing I can smell is molasses."
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irish man are chatting in a bar. The Englishman says "We named my son George because he was born on St. George's Day".
The Scotsman says "Wow, what a coincidence! My son is called Andrew because he was born on St. Andrew's Day"
The Irishman says "I can't believe it! Wait till I tell you about our Pancake"
Shrove Tuesday
"Dad why is my brother called George?"
"Cos he was born on St George's day"
"Dad why is my brother called David?"
"Cos he was born on St David's day"
"Dad.."
"Oh for crying out loud, enough with the questions, Pancake."
Tomorrow is pancake day
A guy walks into a bar and orders some pancakes. "It's time to celebrate pancake day!" he tells the bartender. "What? Already?" the bartender replies. "Well that certainly crêped up on us."
My son was mixing the pancake batter with a whisk in both hands while he was helping my wife make Father's Day breakfast.
I gasped and said, honey, do you really think you should be letting him do that? That looks two whisk-y!
4 men sit anxiously outside the maternity unit ...
... as they await news on their wives' who are having babies
The English one says, "My first son was born on St George's Day, so I named him George."
The Scotsman added, "My first son was born on St Andrew's Day, and I decided to name him Andrew."
The Welshman said, "My boy was born on St David's Day, and I just had to call him David!"
The Irishman spoke up, "Ah, sure, it was just the same with our Pancake!"
Offer to wake up early and make pancakes for your family. Cut up round, pancake-size pieces of cloth beforehand. Coat the cloth pieces with batter and cook them up. They look like actual pancakes, but can't be cut, even with a knife.
