Pan Jokes
155 pan jokes and hilarious pan puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pan that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for some lighthearted fun? Check out this collection of hilariously clever Peter Pan and frying pan jokes, featuring funny puns about bed pans, steel pans, Joules, biscuits, and twigs.
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Funniest Pan Short Jokes
Short pan jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pan humour may include short utensils jokes also.
- Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands
You really should upvote this joke because it never gets old - [Possibly OC] How excited was Wendy to go to Neverland? She was so excited that she nearly Peter Pans.
- Cute names to call your girlfriend with 1.sugar
2.honey
3.flour
4.egg
5.1/2 lb butter
6.stir
7.pour into pan
8.preheat to 375° - How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan? You take away their brooms.
- I'm Trying Out Something New and Dating People Regardless of Their Gender: We'll see how it Pans out.
- You should always upvote a joke about Peter Pan, even if you have heard it before. It never gets old.
- Why can't you cook wood in a pan? Its a non stick pan
- I just caught my idiot husband trying to fry some sticks He didn't know it was a non-stick pan
- Two eggs in a frying pan One says to the other; wow! It's warm in here!
The other replies Argh!!! A talking egg! - My friend decided to go Indoor Skydiving dressed as Peter Pan I told him "You'll neverland!"
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Pan One Liners
Which pan one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pan? I can suggest the ones about grease and peter pan.
- How do you get canadian bacon to stop curling in the pan? You take away the broom.
- What happened when Tinker bell couldn't find a bathroom? [Original] She Peter Pans
- My bacon kept curling in the frying pan so I took away their little brooms and rocks.
- What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat? Wendy's
- What do they call Peter Pan in China? Peter Wok
- What is Captain Hook's favorite kind of humor? Dead Pan.
- What is a spell that you can learn with a frying pan? Cast Iron.
- What's the world's largest pan? Japan.
- I'm done making Peter Pan jokes They Never land
- What do Chinese bears use to cook? A pan. Duh!
- What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in? A pan, duh!
- I just poured superglue into a non-stick pan... ...someone is going to be wrong.
- How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? Deep pan, crisp and even.
- My wife's really annoyed with me. I put a stick in a non-stick pan.
- What do you call an animal rights' activist that never grows old? PETA Pan
Peter Pan Jokes
Here is a list of funny peter pan jokes and even better peter pan puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I like to spoil the plot of Peter Pan for people. Never gets old.
- Peter Pan and the Lost Boys are actually the souls of aborted kids That explains Captain Hook
- Just told my joke about peter pan again. Never gets old.
- Nobody likes my Peter Pan joke... It Neverlands
- Why doesn't Peter Pan fight? Because his punches Neverland.
- No one ever talks about Peter Pans brother. Peter Pots
- Jokes about Peter Pan will always get a laugh Because they never get old.
- What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan? The Pirates always lose.
- I asked Peter Pan how Captain Hook would vent his frustration. "Beat Smee," he replied.
"Oh, sorry." I said. "I thought you'd know." - What did Peter Pan call Tinkerbell when she corrected his spelling? A Diction Fairy
Frying Pan Jokes
Here is a list of funny frying pan jokes and even better frying pan puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My wife hit me in the face with a frying pan and yelled, "That's for all the cheating!" She has a weird way of apologising.
- I find frying pans really hot. I guess you could say I'm pansexual.
- What's the difference between a skillet and a person who asks celebrities invasive questions? One's a frying pan, the other is a prying fan
- How are a frying pan and a beautiful woman similar? You have to get them both hot before you put the meat in.
- My roommate scratched my non stick frying pan so I had to get rid of it. Anyone looking for an apartment?
- I needed to buy a new pan to stir fry a large meal I decided to go for a wok.
- Only the immature will laugh A sausage and an egg are frying in a pan.
"It's a bit too hot in here for me, mate." The sausage says to the egg.
The egg screams, "Ahh! A talking sausage!" - There was a monk helping make breakfast for the monastery, and remembered you dont have to use a spatula to flip pancakes. Next thing he knew it was out of the frying pan and onto the friar.
- What did the egg say to the frying pan? You crack me up!
- Two hotdogs Two hotdogs were frying in a frying pan. 1st hotdog : "Help help, I'm burning! I will die! Get me out of here!" 2nd hotdog (to himself) : "Jesus Christ, a talking hotdog."
Cooking Pan Jokes
Here is a list of funny cooking pan jokes and even better cooking pan puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's a panda's favorite cooking utensil? A pan.. duh??
- Why could the chef not cook a tree branch? Because he used a non-stick pan.
- [OC] How does captain hook cook pita bread? With a pita pan.
- I tried cooking Chinese spare ribs in the oven instead of the pan. I'll tell you it was a walk in the park compared to the pork in the wok.
- What do you call a disney movie about antique cooking wares pewter pan
- Why was the cooking joke not funny? Because it didn't pan out
- What is a linguist's favorite food? PIE. But how does he cook it? in PAN.
- What is a Chinese man's favorite thing to cook with? A pan...duh
- My mom wants a new cooking skillet for Christmas. I haven't got the dough, but oh well, we'll see how things pan out.
- I went to the Chinese cooking store and asked where I could find the pots and pans. The store clerk told me "Wok this way."
Comical Pan Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about pan you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean frying pan jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pan pranks.
I actually heard a joke the other day about an alternate ending to the movie Hook
where Captain Hook wins the duel and sends Peter back to London in a body bag. It's a good joke, if a little dark, but it does require a dead Pan delivery.
So there's these two beavers...
one is named Joe and the other, Steven. Joe and Steven have a fire. Joe decides he's hungry so he grabs a pan and some sticks.
Steven runs over and says "Joe what are you doing?" And says "im just grilling up some sticks."
Steven immediately smacks the pan from Joe's paw and says
"JOE THATS A NON STICK PAN"
Marylou
One day, as a husband was reading the Sunday paper, his wife smacked him upside the head with a frying pan.
"What was that for?" cried the husband.
"I was doing your laundry when I found a piece of paper with the name of Marylou on it!" screamed the wife. "Who is she? Are you cheating on me?"
"Honey don't worry. Remember when I went to the horse race three weeks ago with my friends? Marylou was the name of the horse I was betting on.
Satisfied, the wife continued doing the laundry. A few hours later, the wife smacked the husband with a frying pan again.
"What was that for?" said the annoyed husband.
"Your horse called."
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I used to brag to my grandson about how many girls I picked up at auschwitz.
He said it doesn't count since I used a dust pan and brush.
A farmer once bought some ammonium nitrate fertilizer, but it smelled weird,
so he put a sample in a pan and brought it to the nearest USDA branch. A security guard saw the pan full of fertilizer and yelled "bomb", but it was just panned ammonium
My mother always told me: "If you want a job done well, do it yourself"
That theory didn't pan out too well with my last surgery.
A Chinese pan, an establishment for accommodation and drinks, a number, and Abraham Rockefeller...
Wok inn two Abe R.
Two Squirrels GO Camping
They set up a tiny tent and make a tiny campfire. Then, one squirrel pulls out a frying pan and begins to pan fry some twigs. The other squirrel snatches it from his hand and says,
"Are you NUTS?!? This is a non-stick pan!"
There are two eggs in a pan of boiling water
One says "oh! I've got a small crack."
The other replies "don't worry, I'm only half hard."
How do you stop sausages from curling in the pan?
You take away their little brooms.
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in h**...
A man goes to h**.... They tell him:
-- You have not sinned too much, so we allow you to choose t**... yourself.
He goes into the first room and there people are fried in a frying pan. It doesn't suit him and he leaves.
In the second room needles are inserted under the nails.
It hurts too, he says and leaves.
In the third room there are men knee-deep in s**... having a smoke.
-- This is for me, although it stinks probably I have no better choice.
He gets into s**.... He takes out a cigarette, lights it.
And then he hears:
-- The smoke break is over, finish off eating!
Do you know the difference between a toilet and a pan?
If you clicked to see the answer don't ever ask me to eat at your place.
I don't always joke about stillborn Greek gods...
...but when I do, it's all about dead Pan delivery.
In 1985, new wave band, A-Ha, wrote a song for a new Broadway version of Peter Pan that was never used. In the musical, Tinkerbell was supposed to sing to Peter, urging him to try and fight Captain Hook's right hand man with the intent of demoralizing Hook and his pirate crew...
Taaaaake oooooon Smeeeee
I thought my home kitchen nuclear experiments YouTube channel would really take off.
But it was just a flash in the pan.
I have a real problem with rhino poaching.
You have to get the pan custom-made and then it takes forever to get the water hot.
What do you get when you bake with a square pan.
A √π
Don't ask me about my pan pizza...
It's personal.
Never literally taking cooking instructions…
After my first attempt to make a cake, the fireman told me that when it says to grease the bottom of the pan, they meant to say the inside of the pan . . .
What cake can love anyone?
A pan cake
two sausages are in a pan...
one looks at the other and says "Gosh, it's hot in here" and the other sausage says' "GOODNESS GRACIOUS, IT'S A TALKING SAUSAGE!"
How can you tell if an egg has a double yolk?
Send it for an eggs-ray (I'm sorry 🙈, my daughter said this when I cracked a double yolked egg into the pan this morning)
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What goes in e**..., hard and dry. And comes out wet and flaccid ?
Spaghetti in the boiling pan !
After dinner I started to pack the dirty dishes into the dishwasher, when it suddenly started talking!
In a really dejected, pitiful voice it told me, "Don't bother pal, I'm useless. I'll never get that crusty lasagne off that pan. I'm terrible. The glassware will all have water spots by the time I'm done. I'm the worst appliance in this house!!"
I said, "What's wrong with you?!"
"Nothing, I'm a self loathing dishwasher."
Co-Written by: IveyRoney
A baker was killed by a falling metal pan...
you could say his death was filled with irony.
Ba-Dum-Tsss
How do you pick up a girl from Auschwitz?
With a dust pan
What do you call Peter Pan when he's barbequing?
Peter Grill
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I asked my friend if he knew the difference between a chamber p**... and a pan
He said 'no'
Needless to say, I stopped eating at his place
My wife asked for an amulet..
I made it along with side of toast and pan cakes. Not sure why she is still mad at me.
Why was Peter Pan able to fly?
If you got hit in the Peter with a pan you'd fly too
In 1969, the Beatles originally wrote one of their hit songs for a Broadway version of Peter Pan. Captain Hook's right hand man wanted to Broker a truce that would give Hook the ability to fly and give Peter and the Lost Boys safety from pirates. It ended with a big event where Hook and Peter flew..
Come together, right now... over Smee.
What's the best pan to make sushi in?
Japan.
I had good prospects and thought I'd found a girl with a heart of gold.
But it didn't pan out because she was a common 'ore.
Will there be fried foods in heaven?
Of course! God has a pan for each of us
Why did Peter Pan fall out of the sky?
It was too Wendy...
I tried to make a living mixing audio files to the left and right
...but it didn't really pan out.
How do you pick up a jew?
Dust pan and brush
