Pamphlet Jokes
31 pamphlet jokes and hilarious pamphlet puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pamphlet that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Pamphlet Short Jokes
Short pamphlet jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pamphlet humour may include short brochure jokes also.
- Dude 1: Hey, bro? Dude 2: Yeah bro?
Dude 1: Can you pass me that pamphlet?
Dude 2: Brochure
- This girl was handing out vegan pamphlets when she said she recognized me I said I never met herbivore
- So, this guy at the door trying to push his religion on me says, "Bro, you want this pamphlet?" And I'm like, "Brochure."
- I sell security door to door If no one is home, I leave a pamphlet on their kitchen table.
- I was in front of a grocery story, some guy came up to me. He said "Hey, do you have a moment to help save the environment?" I said "Absolutely." So he gave me a pamphlet, I recycled it right away.
- So a realtor is passing out information for a house as potential buyers are walking in at an Open House A guy says "Hey, can I see one of those pamphlets?"
The realtor says "Brochure" - "Bro, can you give me some kinda book or pamphlet for this location or product, bro?" Brochure.
- What's cooler than a pamphlet? A bro-chure!
- What did the pamphlet say to the booklet when it asked for help? Bro sure!
- This guy ask me if I want a pamphlet?.... ......I told him, bro sure.
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Pamphlet One Liners
Which pamphlet one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pamphlet? I can suggest the ones about flyer and newspaper.
- Hey bro, can you hand me that pamphlet? Brochure.
- Bro, can you pass me that pamphlet? Brochure.
- My therapist gave me a pamphlet on anger management I lost it.
- What did the frat guy say when the other frat guy offered him a pamphlet? Brochure.
- What did one pamphlet say to the other when asked to do a favor? Brochure.
- I asked my brother if he could help me think of a synonym for "pamphlet." "Ya bro sure!"
- Friend: "Bro, could you pass me that pamphlet?" Me: "Brochure."
- How do pamphlets agree to something? They say bro, sure
- dude, can you pass me that pamphlet? bro, sure!
- Hey, can I take that pamphlet?? Brochure!
- I asked a fraternity member for an pamphlet about his chapter. He said, "Bro, sure."
- what's black, white, orange and terrifying? My voters pamphlet.
- Bro, you want to see thos pamphlet Brochure
- Hey dude, can you make a pamphlet for me? For you bro? Sure.
- Bro, do you want this pamphlet? Brochure
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What funny jokes about pamphlet you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean magazine jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pamphlet pranks.
Hello! Do you have a minute to talk about Dracula?
"Hello! Do you have a minute to talk about Dracula?"
"No- wait, Dracula?"
"Yes!"
"You're vampires?"
"Yes. We have pamphlets."
"Vampires have missionaries?"
"Where else would new vampires come from?"
"I assumed you bit people."
"There are many hurtful stereotypes. May we come in?"
Vampire missionaries
"Hello, do you have a minute to talk about Dracula?"
No. Wait..."Dracula" Dracula?
"Yes!"
So you're vampires?
"Yes. We have pamphlets"
Vampires have missionaries now?
"How else would we get new vampire members?"
But don't you just like, bite people?
"That's a hurtful stereotype sir. **May we come in?**"
In the bad old days on the Soviet Union,
a dissident published a pamphlet in which he openly said Stalin was a fool. Sure enough, the man was arrested days later for this crime. So, the dissident went to court and said "I'm innocent and want to defend myself! What I said was truthful - I did not commit libel!" The judge said to him "you don't understand - you're not being charged for libel, you're being charged with revealing a state secret."
-heard on an Intelligence Squared debate.
