Palsy Jokes
9 palsy jokes and hilarious palsy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about palsy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh along with this roundup of lighthearted jokes about cerebral palsy, epilepsy, and timeraptor. Some of these palsy jokes may be faked, but they're sure to bring a smile to your face!
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Ridiculous Palsy Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What is a good palsy joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What do you call a person afflicted with cerebral palsy that likes riding on merry-go-rounds?
A Fidget Spinner.
You know what song would really fit in an ad for Bell's Palsy medicine?
"I Can't Feel My Face" by the Weeknd.
The new film coming out about a kid with cerebral palsy isn't doing well with critics . . . . .
It gets off to a shaky start then ends up falling flat on it's face
Told in a stand up act by a real woman comedian with a visible disability of cerebral palsy:
>I believe that you can do anything you want to do in life if you want it bad enough. That's why I'm going to be a brain surgeon!
Geri Jewell, comedian and actress
I saw a kid pretending to be a dinosaur by himself today...
He looks lonely so I decided to go and join him. After a while, his mother came by and told me off.
Turns out he had Cerebral Palsy.
Cerebral palsy
It's the thinkin man's palsy
What do you call a rapper with cerebral palsy?
2 CANES
What do cannibals call people with cerebral palsy?
Meals-on-wheels.
My friend with cerebral palsy joked that if he took enough quaaludes - he would discover a whole new phase of intoxication: The Stephen Hawking Phase
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