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Funniest Palpatine Short Jokes

Short palpatine jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The palpatine humour may include short highest jokes also.

1. (Infinity War Speculation) When Thanos gains the mind stone, he will turn into Palpatine. Because The Avengers will pay for their lack of Vision.
2. Breaking News: Coup Underway - Trump takes control of senate and declares martial law! Oh wait... That was Palpatine.
   False alarm.
3. In tonight's debate Trump said we can't trust the rebels I'm not surprised; he has always reminded me of Emperor Palpatine.
4. What was Emperor Palpatine's favourite type of cheese? Gooooouda...
   (This joke only makes sense depending on how you pronounce Gouda)
5. Mike Pence is Emperor Palpatine Both are old men, heads of the Senate, and like to shock people.
6. Order 66 ... If the citizens of Star Wars used Base 66 Numbers, Palpatine would have said:
   > Execute the Order of Magnitude!
7. palpatine told Anakin.... we don't need the Light we'll Live on the darkside I see it lets feel it While Your still young and Fearless
   Anakin: Im letting go of the light Falling to the dark side
8. What do you call a teenage Monarch who is your friend and father? Emperor Pal-pa-tine.
9. Why did the Pope resign? He was asked to play Emperor Palpatine in Star Wars VII
10. What order did Emperor Palpatine give to start the o**...? Execute order s**... s**....

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Palpatine One Liners

Which palpatine one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with palpatine? I can suggest the ones about absolute and .

1. Who played Annakin Skywalker in the Star Wars prequels? Emperor Palpatine
2. Why did Emperor Palpatine have so much trouble walking around? He had Darth Ritis
3. What's Emperor Palpatine's favorite kind of cheese? "Gouda, gouda..."
4. Emperor Palpatine decides to endorse Mountain Dew and appears on an advertisement DEW IT
5. Why didn't Palpatine want to go to Canada in winter? It's freezin' then
6. What is Palpatine's favourite breakfast pastry? Coruscant
7. What did the feminist Jedi say to Emperor Palpatine? Check your privilege, sithlord
8. What does Emperor Palpatine use to get around in his declining years? An imperial walker
9. Where does food go when Palpatine eats it? In Sidious!
10. Why did Chancellor Palpatine get arrested? Because he was exposed by Wookieleaks.
11. What was Yoda's opinion on arresting Palpatine? "There is no trial"
12. What does palpatine say when hes getting robbed? Dont do it.
13. What did Palpatine order in the drive thru? Friiiiiiies
14. What is Emperor Palpatine's favourite drink? Mountain Dew it!
15. Palpatine what was your involvement in 9/11? Flew it.

Silly & Ridiculous Palpatine Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about palpatine you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make palpatine pranks.