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What do you call it when Arnold Schwarzenegger gives you a handie?
An Ahnold Palmer
If the musicians, Ice T and Lemonade formed a band, what would it be called?
Arnold Palmer
What did Robert Palmer say to the light when he flipped the wrong switch?
I didn't mean to turn you on.
Jesus and Paul are playing golf
Jesus hits his ball out into the middle of a water hazzard. He walks on the water and hits the ball to within a couple of feet of the cup.
The greens keeper walks up to Paul and says "who does he think he is? Jesus Christ?"
Paul replies "no, he think's he's Arnold Palmer"
Mr Palmer was given the cow farmer of the year award today.
He said "this is the first time I've had a pat on the back"
Arnold Palmer has died...
I heard that he will be half buried and half cremated.
Why is Robert Palmer bad at tennis?
He's addicted to love
In memory of Arnold Palmer, I wore my golf underwear today...
...the one's with 18 holes.
(Too soon?)
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