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If Valentine's Day is for couples, what day is for single men?
Palm Sunday.
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Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
Valentine's day
Mothers have mothers day, father's have father's day, couples have valentine's day and I have palm sunday
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The Vicar's Salary
At Sunday church the local Vicar explains that he must move on to
a larger congregation that will pay him more.
There is a hush within the congregation.
No one wants him to leave because he is so popular.
Fred Smith, who owns several car dealerships in Glasgow, stands up and
proclaims:
'If the Vicar stays, I will provide him with a new Mercedes every
year, and his wife with a Volkswagen mini-van to transport their
children!'
The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and publican, stands and says, if
the Vicar will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary
and establish a foundation to guarantee private secondary school
education for all of his children!'
More sighs and loud applause.
Agnes Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile,
'If the Vicar stays, I will give him free s**....'
There is total silence.
The Preacher, blushing, asks her:
'Mrs. Jones, you're a wonderful and holy lady, whatever possessed you
to say that?'
Agnes's 90-year old husband, Joe, is now trying to hide, holding his
forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking
his head from side to side, while his wife replies:
'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, 'Fuck him'.
Palm Sunday
For Dads ... Fathers Day,
For mothers ... Mothers Day,
For Lovers ... Valentines Day
For Wankers there is Palm Sunday
If Valentine's Day is for lovers..
then Palm Sunday is for the single.
Happy palm Sunday
To all the single guys out there
Palm Sunday
A day that single men thank their palms for all the good work they did this past year...
Bachelor's Day
Just a reminder that Bachelor's Day will be here soon...
...Also known as Palm Sunday.
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