Palm Sunday Jokes

15 palm sunday jokes and hilarious palm sunday puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about palm sunday that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Palm Sunday Short Jokes

Short palm sunday jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The palm sunday humour may include short palm jokes also.

  1. If Valentine's Day is for couples, what day is for single men? Palm Sunday.
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  2. Valentine's day Mothers have mothers day, father's have father's day, couples have valentine's day and I have palm sunday
  3. Mothers have Mother's Day, fathers have father's Day, couples have valentine's Day And I have palm Sunday.
  4. Palm Sunday For Dads ... Fathers Day,
    For mothers ... Mothers Day,
    For Lovers ... Valentines Day
    For Wankers there is Palm Sunday
  5. If guys in relationships celebrate Valentines's Day, what do single guys celebrate? Palm Sunday.
  6. Palm Sunday A day that single men thank their palms for all the good work they did this past year...
  7. Bachelor's Day Just a reminder that Bachelor's Day will be here soon...
    ...Also known as Palm Sunday.

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Palm Sunday One Liners

Which palm sunday one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with palm sunday? I can suggest the ones about palm hand and palm reading.

  1. Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.
  2. If Valentine's Day is for lovers.. then Palm Sunday is for the single.
  3. Happy palm Sunday To all the single guys out there
  4. If couples celebrate Valentine's Day, what do single men celebrate? Palm Sunday.

Palm Sunday Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about palm sunday you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean easter sunday jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make palm sunday pranks.

The Vicar's Salary

At Sunday church the local Vicar explains that he must move on to
a larger congregation that will pay him more.
There is a hush within the congregation.
No one wants him to leave because he is so popular.
Fred Smith, who owns several car dealerships in Glasgow, stands up and
'If the Vicar stays, I will provide him with a new Mercedes every
year, and his wife with a Volkswagen mini-van to transport their
The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and publican, stands and says, if
the Vicar will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary
and establish a foundation to guarantee private secondary school
education for all of his children!'
More sighs and loud applause.
Agnes Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile,
'If the Vicar stays, I will give him free s**....'
There is total silence.
The Preacher, blushing, asks her:
'Mrs. Jones, you're a wonderful and holy lady, whatever possessed you
to say that?'
Agnes's 90-year old husband, Joe, is now trying to hide, holding his
forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking
his head from side to side, while his wife replies:
'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, 'Fuck him'.