Palm Reader Jokes
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After seeing a palm reader, I gave him my money.
He held the note up to the light and frowned. "This is fake," he said.
I said, "Now you know what it feels like."
I took my son to the fair on the weekend…
…and we we're having a great time. At least we were until I let him go in to see the palm reader. When he came out he was sad and when I asked what happened, he said She told me that in 15 years I would have one of the worst days of my life after a loss.
Being the great dad I am, on the way home we stopped and rescued a puppy that he's been begging me for, for years. Thanks to me, he'll never think about that palm reader again.
My wife wanted to visit a jubilant psychic, and I wanted to see a jovial palm reader.
Thankfully, we managed to find a happy medium.
A man with no hands walks into a palm reader's business
The palm reader looks at him and says, "well, I'm stumped."
I recently saw a psychic, a mystic, a palm reader, and a fortune teller all laughing together at something I couldn't understand.
Must have been an insight joke...
What do you call a s**... palm reader on the dance floor?
A high medium getting low.
Why do palm readers make such good friends?
They're always there to hold your hand.
Jesus goes to a palm reader
And she nailed it!
Saw Gallagher last weekend and this had me in tears.
Tried to take my girlfriend to get a physical....
...they kept turning me away saying "sir, this is a palm reader"
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