"Judging by your palms," he said, "I can tell that you masturbate frequently."
"Sorry," I apologised, "I should probably wipe that off."
He held the note up to the light and frowned. "This is fake," he said.
I said, "Now you know what it feels like."
Thankfully, we managed to find a happy medium.
The palm reader looks at him and says, "well, I'm stumped."
Must have been an insight joke...
A high medium getting low.
They're always there to hold your hand.
Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table.
Said the mysterious old woman, "For fifteen dollars, I can read your love line and tell your romantic future."
Paul readily agreed and the reader took one look at his open palm and said, "I can see that you have no girlfriend."
"That's true," said Paul.
"Oh my goodness, you are extremely lonely, aren't you?"
"Yes," Paul shamefully admitted. "That's amazing. Can you tell all of this from my love line?"
"Love line? No, from the calluses and blisters.
And she nailed it!
Saw Gallagher last weekend and this had me in tears.
...they kept turning me away saying "sir, this is a palm reader"
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