The Best 8 Palm Reader Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Palm Reader jokes. There are some palm reader hand jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these palm reader palmer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Palm Reader Jokes and Puns

After seeing a palm reader, I gave him my money.

He held the note up to the light and frowned. "This is fake," he said.

I said, "Now you know what it feels like."

My wife wanted to visit a jubilant psychic, and I wanted to see a jovial palm reader.

Thankfully, we managed to find a happy medium.

A man with no hands walks into a palm reader's business

The palm reader looks at him and says, "well, I'm stumped."

Palm Reader joke, A man with no hands walks into a palm reader's business

I recently saw a psychic, a mystic, a palm reader, and a fortune teller all laughing together at something I couldn't understand.

Must have been an insight joke...

What do you call a stoned palm reader on the dance floor?

A high medium getting low.


Why do palm readers make such good friends?

They're always there to hold your hand.

Tried to take my girlfriend to get a physical....

...they kept turning me away saying "sir, this is a palm reader"

Palm Reader joke, Tried to take my girlfriend to get a physical....

Jesus goes to a palm reader

And she nailed it!

Saw Gallagher last weekend and this had me in tears.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the palm reader index jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working palm reader pages piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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