Pallbearers Jokes

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The Best Pallbearers Puns

During a funeral...

The pallbearers accidentally bump into a wall and hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find out that the woman is actually alive.
She lives for 10 more years and then dies. There is another funeral for her. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket.
As they are walking out, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall!"

A funeral rerun . . .

A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall.

They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.

She lives for 10 more years and then dies. They have another funeral for her. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket.

As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall!"

The pallbearers accidentally bumped Susan's casket on the wall...

... and they hear a cough. They open the casket and sure enough Susan is alive, apparently having been in a coma which she is coming out of.

She recovers in the hospital and lives another 3 years before she finally passes. At her (second) funeral the eulogies finish and the pallbearers begin to raise the casket. Susan's husband rises and shouts: Be careful not to hit the wall this time, you dimwits!!

You know who's great at deadlifting?

Pallbearers

Why do pallbearers hit the gym often?

They need to be good at deadlifts!


Why are there only 2 pallbearers at a Westboro Baptist's Funeral?

There's only two handles on a garbage can.

A car rolls up to the cemetary and the pallbearers unload the coffin.

Resting on top of the coffin is a set of golf clubs. An onlooker remarks to his companion, "He must have been quite the golfer."

"Oh he still is. Once he gets his brother in the ground, he'll still have time for a quick nine."

When I die I want the England national team to be my pallbearers.

So they can let me down one last time.

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

A Cleveland Browns fan passed away

In his will, he wrote that he wanted 6 players from the team to serve as his pallbearers, so that they could let him down one last time.

Why are bodybuilders great pallbearers?

They're fantastic dead lifters


Why do female pallbearers wear black underwear after sex?

To mourn the passing of the stiff they buried last night.

why are there only two pallbearers in a polish funeral?

because there's only two handles on a trash can

Why was there only 2 pallbearers at XXXTENTACION's funeral?

There's only 2 handles on a trash can

Why did George H.W. Bush want Jeb to be one of his pallbearers?

So he could let him down one last time

When I die, I want 6 Oakland Raiders to be my pallbearers.

So they can let me down one last time.

I want the Cleveland Browns to be the pallbearers at my funeral.

So they can let me down one last time.

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