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A f**... service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who has just passed away.
At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall jarring the casket.
They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive. She lives for 10 more years and then dies.
A ceremony is again held at the same synagogue and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying the casket.
As they are walking the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall!"
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Why are there only two pallbearers at a politician's f**...?
There are only 2 handles on a trash can
Mans dying wish
Did you hear about the guy whose dying wish was to have Dallas Cowboys as his pall bearers? He wanted to give them the chance to let him down one last time.
What do you call a pall bearer in Oklahoma?
A karaoke!
When I die...
When I die I want the Cincinnati Bengals to be my pall bearers just so they can let me down one last time.
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Why was there only 2 pallbearers at XXXTENTACION's f**...?
There's only 2 handles on a trash can
My Dad's been a pallbearer so many times he finally won an award
Best Supporting Male
A man and a woman get married
After twenty years of marriage, the wife tragically passes away before her time.
As they are carrying the casket in the church, one of the pall bearers bumps it on a corner, and from the casket they hear a gasp.
The woman climbs out of the casket, it's a miracle, she's on the news, people praise the Lord, and she lives another twenty years.
As they're carrying the casket through the church for the second time twenty years later, the husband murmurs to the other pall bearers, "Careful, watch out for that corner..."
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Why are there only two pallbearers at a homeless guys f**...?
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