Palindrome Jokes

What are some Palindrome jokes?

Boy: What's a palindrome?


Teacher: racecar

{10 years later}

Boy: [bursting out of bank in ski mask] where's the palindrome

Getaway driver: [sitting in kayak]

I just discovered that the word 'nothing' is a palindrome...

Backwards it spells 'gnihton', which also means nothing.

The word 'nothing' is a palindrome. 'Nothing' reversed is 'Gnihton'

which also means nothing

Have you ever thought about the word racecar and how it's a palindrome?

Put it backwards and it spells racecar, put it sideways and it kills Paul Walker.

What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

What's the difference between a word that's spelled the same forwards and backwards and your friend in Italy?

One's a palindrome and one's a pal in Rome

My friend asked me, "What is a palindrome?"

I said, "No, it's not."

An awkward friend of mine just finished his PhD in palindrome theory..

Now he's Dr. Awkward.

Do you spell it Palindrome or Palendrome?

Cause I've heard it both ways.

I wrote a whole book that was a palindrome

The second half made no sense

What's the difference between a velodrome and a palindrome?

For one, you have to use a bicycle. For the other, you can use a race car.

Palindromes are like bi people

They work either way

How many palindromes do I know of?

Not a ton

What kind of car does the president of the palindrome society own?

A Toyota

My bank account balance is a palindrome.

$0.00

A teacher asks a sleeping student to give her an example of a palindrome...

The student stammers, looks around the room confused, and says "huh!?"
"Well done!" Replies the teacher.

What do you call a funny palindrome?

lol

In response to /u/WisestAirBender, "Backwards" is also a palindrome.

"Backwards" spelled backwards is "Sdrawkcab", which is still backwards.

Quiz show

I was on a quiz show once and they asked me to come up with a 5-letter palindrome that starts with K.

It's a pity, I was stumped but if I had answered correctly I'd have won a new kayak.

A palindrome is a word that looks the same from the front and back...

...basically, it's the word equivalent of your mum.

If god was a palindrome

Then your a goddess

I wouldn't create a palindrome for a Klondike Bar. But I'd...

Murder for a jar of red rum.

When is a palindrome not a palindrome?

ALL THE TIME!!!

Hope it's not that bad. It is one I came up with myself after all!

When is a palindrome not a palindrome?

All the time.

(edited to remove any chance of perceived iron pointing.)

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