Palindrome Jokes

Funniest Palindrome Short Jokes

Short palindrome jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The palindrome humour may include short spelled backwards jokes also.

1. Boy: What's a palindrome?
   Teacher: racecar
   {10 years later}
   Boy: [bursting out of bank in ski mask] where's the palindrome
   Getaway driver: [sitting in kayak]
2. My nerdy friend just got a phd on the history of palindromes. We now call him Dr. Awkward.
3. Have you ever thought about the word racecar and how it's a palindrome? Put it backwards and it spells racecar, put it sideways and it kills Paul Walker.
4. I don't get the fuss about all the palindrome jokes on this sub lately... they all go the same either way.
5. What's the difference between a word that's spelled the same forwards and backwards and your friend in Italy? One's a palindrome and one's a pal in Rome
6. Quiz show I was on a quiz show once and they asked me to come up with a 5-letter palindrome that starts with K.
   It's a pity, I was stumped but if I had answered correctly I'd have won a new kayak.
7. What's the difference between a velodrome and a palindrome? For one, you have to use a bicycle. For the other, you can use a race car.
8. What is the fear of palindromes called? Aibohphobia.
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   It's funny because it's true.
9. A teacher asks a sleeping student to give her an example of a palindrome... The student stammers, looks around the room confused, and says "huh!?"
   "Well done!" Replies the teacher.
10. In response to /u/WisestAirBender, "Backwards" is also a palindrome. "Backwards" spelled backwards is "Sdrawkcab", which is still backwards.

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Palindrome One Liners

Which palindrome one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with palindrome? I can suggest the ones about anagram and spelling word.

1. How many of the phrases in English are palindromes? Not a ton
2. I've got my doctorate in palindromes. I'm now addressed as Dr.Awkward
3. What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made? A nut for a jar of tuna.
4. me: doctor, everything anyone says to me seems to be a palindrome! doctor: lol
5. I'm in a group called The Palindromes Our first single is, " If I had a Hifi."
6. My friend asked me, "What is a palindrome?" I said, "No, it's not."
7. "If I had a Hi Fi" - the next single by The Palindromes.
8. I love conversations about palindromes You can always have a good back and forth.
9. Do you spell it Palindrome or Palendrome? Cause I've heard it both ways.
10. I wrote a whole book that was a palindrome The second half made no sense
11. How many palindromes do I know of? Not a ton
12. What kind of car does the president of the palindrome society own? A Toyota
13. What do you call a funny palindrome? lol
14. My bank account balance is a palindrome. $0.00
15. If god was a palindrome Then your a goddess

Silly Palindrome Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about palindrome you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean plural jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make palindrome pranks.