Palindrome Jokes
42 palindrome jokes and hilarious palindrome puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about palindrome that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Palindrome Short Jokes
Short palindrome jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The palindrome humour may include short spelled backwards jokes also.
- Boy: What's a palindrome?
Teacher: racecar
{10 years later}
Boy: [bursting out of bank in ski mask] where's the palindrome
Getaway driver: [sitting in kayak] - My nerdy friend just got a phd on the history of palindromes. We now call him Dr. Awkward.
- I just discovered that the word 'nothing' is a palindrome... Backwards it spells 'gnihton', which also means nothing.
- The word 'nothing' is a palindrome. 'Nothing' reversed is 'Gnihton' which also means nothing
- Have you ever thought about the word racecar and how it's a palindrome? Put it backwards and it spells racecar, put it sideways and it kills Paul Walker.
- I don't get the fuss about all the palindrome jokes on this sub lately... they all go the same either way.
- What's the difference between a word that's spelled the same forwards and backwards and your friend in Italy? One's a palindrome and one's a pal in Rome
- An awkward friend of mine just finished his PhD in palindrome theory.. Now he's Dr. Awkward.
- I'm in a group called The Palindromes.... Our 1st single is going to be, "If I had a Hifi?"
- A nerdy friend of mine just got his Ph.D. on the history of palindromes. He is now Dr. Awkward.
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Which palindrome one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with palindrome? I can suggest the ones about anagram and spelling word.
- My nerdy friend got a Ph.D on the History of Palindromes. He's now Dr.Awkward.
- How many of the phrases in English are palindromes? Not a ton
- I've got my doctorate in palindromes. I'm now addressed as Dr.Awkward
- I recently received my PhD in palindromes. I now go by Dr. Awkward
- What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made? A nut for a jar of tuna.
- me: doctor, everything anyone says to me seems to be a palindrome! doctor: lol
- I'm in a group called The Palindromes Our first single is, " If I had a Hifi."
- My friend asked me, "What is a palindrome?" I said, "No, it's not."
- "If I had a Hi Fi" - the next single by The Palindromes.
- I love conversations about palindromes You can always have a good back and forth.
- My friend wrote his dissertation on nerds who love palindromes He is now Dr. Awkward.
- Do you spell it Palindrome or Palendrome? Cause I've heard it both ways.
- I wrote a whole book that was a palindrome The second half made no sense
- How many palindromes do I know of? Not a ton
- Palindromes are like bi people They work either way
Silly Palindrome Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What funny jokes about palindrome you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean plural jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make palindrome pranks.
What's an example of a palindrome?
Daughter: What's an example of a palindrome?
Dad: Mom.
Daughter: Ugh. Fine. Mom, what's an example of a palindrome?
Mom: Dad.
Daughter: OHMYGOD WHY WON'T YOU GUYS HELP ME
me: what's a palindrome?
**teacher:** racecar
{10 years later}
**me: [bursting out of bank in ski mask]:** where's the palindrome?
**getaway driver:** [sitting in kayak]
I have a list of friends who love palindromes!
Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?
The topic for my ninth-grade class was palindromes, words or sentences that are the same read forward and backward. I asked the question, "What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?"
I was expecting the answer "Madam, I'm Adam," but one student had a better reply:
"Wow."
I went to see my GP because I have a fear of palindromes.
**He prescribed me xanax**