palindrome Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious palindrome puns

Boy: What's a palindrome?


Teacher: racecar

{10 years later}

Boy: [bursting out of bank in ski mask] where's the palindrome

Getaway driver: [sitting in kayak]

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I just discovered that the word 'nothing' is a palindrome...

Backwards it spells 'gnihton', which also means nothing.

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The word 'nothing' is a palindrome. 'Nothing' reversed is 'Gnihton'

which also means nothing

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Have you ever thought about the word racecar and how it's a palindrome?

Put it backwards and it spells racecar, put it sideways and it kills Paul Walker.

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What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

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What's the difference between a word that's spelled the same forwards and backwards and your friend in Italy?

One's a palindrome and one's a pal in Rome

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My friend asked me, "What is a palindrome?"

I said, "No, it's not."

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An awkward friend of mine just finished his PhD in palindrome theory..

Now he's Dr. Awkward.

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Do you spell it Palindrome or Palendrome?

Cause I've heard it both ways.

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I wrote a whole book that was a palindrome

The second half made no sense

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How many palindromes do I know of?

Not a ton

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Palindromes are like bi people

They work either way

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What's the difference between a velodrome and a palindrome?

For one, you have to use a bicycle. For the other, you can use a race car.

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What kind of car does the president of the palindrome society own?

A Toyota

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My bank account balance is a palindrome.

$0.00

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What do you call a funny palindrome?

lol

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A teacher asks a sleeping student to give her an example of a palindrome...

The student stammers, looks around the room confused, and says "huh!?"
"Well done!" Replies the teacher.

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Quiz show

I was on a quiz show once and they asked me to come up with a 5-letter palindrome that starts with K.

It's a pity, I was stumped but if I had answered correctly I'd have won a new kayak.

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In response to /u/WisestAirBender, "Backwards" is also a palindrome.

"Backwards" spelled backwards is "Sdrawkcab", which is still backwards.

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If god was a palindrome

Then your a goddess

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A palindrome is a word that looks the same from the front and back...

...basically, it's the word equivalent of your mum.

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When is a palindrome not a palindrome?

ALL THE TIME!!!

Hope it's not that bad. It is one I came up with myself after all!

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I wouldn't create a palindrome for a Klondike Bar. But I'd...

Murder for a jar of red rum.

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When is a palindrome not a palindrome?

All the time.

(edited to remove any chance of perceived iron pointing.)

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Ignorance is a palindrome

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The Palindromes have a new song out

"iF I Had a HI-Fi"

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WTF is palindrome

No it's not!

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What is tacocat spell backwards

A palindrome.

B-A-C-K-W-A-R-D-S.

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"Last chance. I am a race car. I am a Toyota. What am I? Phrase it right."

What is a palindrome?

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My little brother said: WTF is palindrome!

I replied: No it's not!

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WTF is a palindrome?

No it isn't.

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A palindrome walks into a bar, says

'Yasraba Otni Sklawem Ordnilapa'.

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