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Palette Jokes

5 palette jokes and hilarious palette puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about palette that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Palette Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good palette joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A blonde police officer pulls over a blonde driver...

"Are you aware of what you were doing?" The officer asks.
"Speeding?" "Yes, now show me your license and registration please." The driver with a puzzled look asked "What is that?" "The thing with your face on it." So the blonde driver looks through her purse and finds an eyeshadow palette with a mirror attached and shows it to the officer. "Oh, it's okay, you're a police officer."

Someone stole my palette...

It's all good, now. I caught him red handed.

Paint thinner is a great palette cleanser…

But a terrible palate cleanser.

So there's a guy at my work that cleans all of the new stock that comes off the trucks before it hits the sales floor...

We call him the palette cleanser.

What's the easiest thing to lift with a forklift?

A palette.

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