Palestine Jokes

30 palestine jokes and hilarious palestine puns to laugh out loud. Read places jokes about palestine that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Best Short Palestine Jokes

Short palestine puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The palestine humour may include short homeland jokes also.

  1. The "Free Palestine" motto never made sense to me... No wonder you keep losing land. What Jew could pass on a deal like that?
  2. [OC] So Palestine walks up to the United States... And says "Hey, United States - remember me?"
    The United States replies: "No...I don't recognise you."
  3. Seems you can get anything for free these days. The other day I saw a sign that said"Free Palestine!"
  4. Israel and Palestine cooperatively mixed liquids and gases in a test tube today They were trying out a two state solution
  5. Why isn't Israel pushing harder for finalizing the peace deal with Palestine? ....They aren't a fan of "Final Solutions".
  6. The Vatican finally recognizes Palestine… Palestine replied, "Dude. We've met like six times."
  7. I was playing scattergories with my Palestine friend I won because he didn't have a country
  8. Two Jews walk into a bar One turns to the other and says, "I heard there's a free Palestine, should we take one?"
  9. Due to the conflicts in Europe some people believe that Palestine is not a real country... But I think it Israel!
  10. What does Pluto have up on Palestine? At least Pluto exists
Palestine joke, What does Pluto have up on Palestine?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about palestine can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of palestine puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Palestine One Liners

Which palestine one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with palestine? I can suggest the ones about nation and .

  1. What do you call a distracted Israeli in Palestine? Preoccupied
  2. What do Israel and Palestine have in common? Both are pro hummus
  3. What's an Israeli ghetto called? Palestine.
  4. The situation with Palestine... ...Israeli getting out of hand.
  5. My body's a tempel But only because it hates Palestine
  6. Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game? He got suspended.
  7. Free Palestine! With purchase of equal or greater value.
  8. What is an even bigger Jewish dilemma? Free Palestine.
  9. BREAKING: Palestine granted statehood by UN decree Israel or is it just fantasy?
  10. I have the perfect solution for the Israel-Palestine conflict: Christianity.
  11. Why are computers in Palestine really fast? Because they've got Ramallah.
  12. Palestine is still in conflict... This Israel
  13. Hi, I'm Israel. Will you be my Palestine? So that we can live together and fight.
  14. why are Palestine PCs very fast? because they have Ram allah
  15. What do jews call palestine? Their backyard

Palestine joke, What do jews call palestine?

Great Palestine Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about palestine you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make palestine prank.

Israeli tourist

An Israeli tourist is visiting New York and hires a cab to drive him around the city. He engages the driver in small talk to get better acquainted.
"Where are you from?" he asks.
"I'm from Palestine" replies the cab driver, "and you?"
"I'm from Narnia."
"b**..., that place doesn't exist" says the cab driver.
"Well, you started it" says the Israeli.

A young tourist sees an old Jewish person praying in Western Wall

They approach him and ask "how long have you been praying here?"
the old man folds his Talit and answer "every day since my Bar Mitzvah so about 40 years".
"so what do you pray for?" they asked.
"for solidarity between jews around the world" he continues " for peace between muslims and jews, love and empathy between Israel and Palestine"
" and how do you feel about praying for these things for half a century?"
"like arguing with a wall" he replies.

Zack late to his work

Zach's boss was super p**... as Zack was an hour late to the work because of the daylight savings time.
After the boss left, Zack kick a lamp to vent out his frustration.
Suddenly a genie appeared and said - you have made me free. I will grant you a wish.
Zack - Can you bring peace between Israel and Palestine?
Genie - That's not possible. Sorry you got to ask another wish.
Zack - Can you please explain me the benefit of daylight savings time?
Genie - Ahhh... Ok, I will call Netanyahu

A Blacksmith in Ancient Palestine asks his Apprentice, "where are the nails?"

Once in Ancient Palestine a Blacksmith walks into his shop one morning to find his apprentice sharpening blades and kindling the forge. As the Blacksmith searched the shelves he couldn't find the nails. He asked his apprentice, "I've been searching for them all morning. Where are the nails?"
The Apprentice looked up solemnly and replied, "They're in God's hands now."

Palestine joke, I was playing scattergories with my Palestine friend

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