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Popular Pales Short Jokes

Short pales jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pales humour may include short so pale jokes also.

  1. My girlfriend is absolutely beautiful. Body like a greek statue... Completely pale, no arms.
  2. What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer? One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.
  3. Say what you like about Boko Haram, but you've got to admit, 'Whiter Shade of Pale' was a stone cold classic.
  4. What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer? One is hoplite, and the other a light hops.
  5. Why are homosexuals usually so pale? Because there's no light in the closet.
    P.S: No, I'm not homophobic.
  6. How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb? None. There are no light bulbs in the closet.
    Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet
  7. What is it called when your son tells you that your skin is so pale that you look like a vampire? A Son-burn
  8. A new poll says 69% of Americans support Medicare-for-All... ...which pales in comparison to the 100% of Americans who support 69 for All
  9. People always tell me that my face is to pale so I stuck a plunger to my face... I've heard they help make things flush
  10. Drinking brandy always reminds my of my Grandmother She never touched the stuff, but she's Very Special, Old and Pale.

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Pales One Liners

Which pales one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pales? I can suggest the ones about pearly and whites.

  1. Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale La La Land?
  2. My girlfriend looks like a Roman Goddess.. Pale, No arms.
  3. Why is Robert Pattison so pale? There's no sunlight in the closet.
  4. I like my women like I like my beer... ...pale and bitter.
  5. What do a midget albino and a tiny bucket have in common? They are both a little pale.
  6. I like my women like I like my beer. . . . . . cold, pale and without a head.
  7. what do you call a pale, introvert nerd? Fair and square
  8. What happened when the bucket saw a ghost? It went pale
  9. I saw Casper the ghost. I said, You look pale and drawn.
  10. I like my women like i like my tea. Pale and weak.
    Hilarious I know.
  11. Why did some White people back then hate Black people? Because they're pale in comparison
  12. What's black and devours blonde, red and pale? A singularity!
  13. Mom, why is dad so pale? Shut up Joseph, just keep digging
  14. Brett Kavanaugh and Bill Cosby. One rather pales in comparison.
  15. Hey girl, are you from the land of make believe? Cuz' you are Pales-fine

Pales joke, Hey girl, are you from the land of make believe?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about pales can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of pales puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Amusing & Witty Pales Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about pales you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean apes jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make pales prank.

[OC] So Palestine walks up to the United States...

And says "Hey, United States - remember me?"
The United States replies: "No...I don't recognise you."

Why can't you use a Palestinian toilet?

It's occupied.

Where do Palestinians go to have fun at night?

The Gaza s**... club.

A Palestinian wakes up from a coma and is discovers he's been sleeping for decades.

He goes to the first person he sees and asks them Are the stories true? Is it real?
The man responds, Yes my friend, I'm afraid it Israel.

Why don't Palestinians like racing video games?

Because of all the checkpoints.

What did the Palestinian philosopher say after he hit the nuclear button?

"What Israel?"

If you are Palestinian, you shouldn't go to the border..

..just wait for the border to come to you

Why are Palestinian inflateable s**... dolls so popular?

They blow themselves up

What do Palestinian children dream of becoming when they grow up?

Old

Today I learned the fame of Albert Einstein pales in comparison to his brother whose work in cellular regeneration has been the subject of many books and several movies.

His name was Frank.

Why do Palestinians hate playing Mario Kart?

Checkpoint!
Checkpoint!
Checkpoint!
Checkpoint!

Pales joke, Why do Palestinians hate playing Mario Kart?

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The impact of these pales jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.