Pales Jokes

Funniest Pales Short Jokes

Short pales jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pales humour may include short so pale jokes also.

1. My girlfriend is absolutely beautiful. Body like a greek statue... Completely pale, no arms.
2. What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer? One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.
3. Say what you like about Boko Haram, but you've got to admit, 'Whiter Shade of Pale' was a stone cold classic.
4. What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer? One is hoplite, and the other a light hops.
5. Why are homosexuals usually so pale? Because there's no light in the closet.
   P.S: No, I'm not homophobic.
6. How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb? None. There are no light bulbs in the closet.
   Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet
7. What is it called when your son tells you that your skin is so pale that you look like a vampire? A Son-burn
8. A new poll says 69% of Americans support Medicare-for-All... ...which pales in comparison to the 100% of Americans who support 69 for All
9. People always tell me that my face is to pale so I stuck a plunger to my face... I've heard they help make things flush
10. Drinking brandy always reminds my of my Grandmother She never touched the stuff, but she's Very Special, Old and Pale.

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Pales One Liners

Which pales one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pales? I can suggest the ones about pearly and whites.

1. Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale La La Land?
2. My girlfriend looks like a Roman Goddess.. Pale, No arms.
3. Why is Robert Pattison so pale? There's no sunlight in the closet.
4. I like my women like I like my beer... ...pale and bitter.
5. What do a midget albino and a tiny bucket have in common? They are both a little pale.
6. I like my women like I like my beer. . . . . . cold, pale and without a head.
7. what do you call a pale, introvert nerd? Fair and square
8. What happened when the bucket saw a ghost? It went pale
9. I saw Casper the ghost. I said, You look pale and drawn.
10. I like my women like i like my tea. Pale and weak.
    Hilarious I know.
11. Why did some White people back then hate Black people? Because they're pale in comparison
12. What's black and devours blonde, red and pale? A singularity!
13. Mom, why is dad so pale? Shut up Joseph, just keep digging
14. Brett Kavanaugh and Bill Cosby. One rather pales in comparison.
15. Hey girl, are you from the land of make believe? Cuz' you are Pales-fine

Amusing & Witty Pales Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about pales you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean apes jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pales pranks.