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Paleontologists are having a party to celebrate unearthing the largest ever dinosaur Tibia.
It's going to be quite the shindig.
Why was the paleontologist upset?
No one showed up for his shindig.
Why did the paleontologist measure the height of a dinosaur using a T-Rex's foot?
Jurassic times call for Jurassic
Measures.
Why were the paleontologists kissing?
They were carbon dating
What did the paleontologist say to his wife after 6 months in the field ?
You wanna bone?
Paleontologists have just discovered a new species of dinosaur that was predominately lesbian...
They're calling it the Lickalotopuss.
Paleontologists are celebrating the finding of the largest dinosaur tibia in recorded history
It's a real shin-dig!
Paleontologists have determined that there once was a genetic mutation millions of years ago that resulted in the creation of a five-legged dinosaur.
As far as we know, this is the first evidence ever seen of a reptile dysfunction.
What did the paleontologist find on the world's oldest fries?
Tomatosaurus
Paleontology
The study of gingers.
What does a paleontologist say to start a fight?
I've got a bone to pick with you.
Two paleontologists where moaning in a ditch
One found a bone
Why did the paleontologist have to use relative dating?
Because he was in Alabama.
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