The Best 27 Palace Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Palace jokes. There are some palace throne jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these palace peasants puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Palace Jokes and Puns

The Duchess had a baby boy...

Kensington Palace has just reported that the Duchess of Cambridge delivered a baby boy this afternoon. The child weighs over 8 pounds or about $12.30 in United States Dollars.

I just built a palace, dedicated to the love of my life.

It's called the Touch Ma'ball.

The Chinese President stayed overnight at Buckingham Palace.

He really proved that he was a man of steel.

Palace joke, The Chinese President stayed overnight at Buckingham Palace.

What's the difference between a capitalist society and a communist society?

In a capitalist society, the rich man lives in a marble palace, the poor gathered around him. He shouts to them "Haha, suckers!"

In a communist society it's the exact same thing, except the rich man is shouting "We're suffering together!"

Japan's economy crashed in the 90s because their housing bubble was so bad, the Imperial Palace was worth all the land in California.

I *wish* houses out here could still be that cheap!

Did you hear about the man who did 4 bicycle laps round Buckingham Palace?

He was awarded the pedal of honour

Sir John and Chung Lee walking in front of the Buckingham palace

Chung Lee says: "When I see all these flags, my heart fills with joy!"
Sir John:"But you are a Chinese national only visiting the United Kingdom, how so?"
Chung Lee:"Did you ever read the labels on the flags?!"

Palace joke, Sir John and Chung Lee walking in front of the Buckingham palace

Why do the guards at Buckingham Palace look so tired?

They've been working round the clock.

A king was walking in the city

A king was walking in the city when he saw a man that looked exactly like him.

He went to him and asked: Did your mother work in the royal palace.

The man replied: No, but my father did.

Why didn't the peasants attend the Egyptian king's open palace party?

The address was "2, Pharaoh Way"

TIL the Royal Printer of Buckingham Palace

Prints Charles' emails

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What is the difference between Crystal Palace football club and a spear?

A spear actually has a point.

What's the difference between Wayne Rooney and Crystal Palace?

At least Rooney is guaranteed at least three points this season.

What do you call the largest mammal on earth that lives in a palace? (not mine)

The Prince of Wales

Many Chinese restaurants have names like, Golden Palace, Golden Lotus, Golden Dragon...

But mine is named after my favourite dish, Golden Retriever.

A question of chromosomes, don't ask him Y

A prince out for a ride in his carriage caught sight of a man who looked very much like him. He called the man over and asked him curiously,

Tell me, was your mother ever in the service at the palace?

Holding himself very straight, the commoner replied,

No, your majesty. But my father was.

Palace joke, A question of chromosomes, don't ask him Y

An old lady was cleaning an ancient lamp in her attic

And then poof , a genie appeared and asked if he can grant 3 wishes for her .

The old lady said

- I want to be young and beautiful again

- I want to very rich

- my cat should become a handsome prince

Poof the next moment she is young , sitting in her palace and her cat now transformed into a prince started crying ..

She asked what happened ?

Cat : I guess you forgot the time you had me neutered !!

Queen Elizabeth and Sir David Attenborough...

Queen Elizabeth and Sir David Attenborough are walking through the gardens at Buckingham Palace, when they come across a sundial in the shade of a tree.

The Queen: Maybe we could move it...
Attenborough: Depends whether you want to know the time or not.
The Queen: Best leave it be then, as a joke. The best jokes are timeless, after all.

What's the best place for people with allergies to gamble?

Sneezer's Palace

I was the queens hairdresser

I was the queen's hairdresser, I parked outside Buckingham palace and a policeman said "have you got a permit" I said " no just take a bit off the back"

Don't stay in a two room apartment

Because the palace could be a facade

What do you call the largest mammal on Earth that lives in a palace?

The Prince of Wales!

Saw this old joke and thought the Brits would enjoy it.

What's the difference between a palace servant and Prince Philip?

The queen doesn't mind whether or not Prince Philip uses the tradesman's entrance.

Peter and the Messiah were out for walk...

when Peter asks, Master, why do you and your disciples not have nice things? You are the son of God. A king. Why don't you buy something like a new boat, or a palace? The Master stops, puts his hand on Peter's shoulder and says, Jesus saves.

What's the best place to organise a pig race?

BuckingHam Palace!

Where to epileptics gamble?

Seizures palace

Once, a prince..

..decided to disguise himself and mingle with people to see their hardships by himself. There, he encountered a farmer who looked exactly like him. Curious, the prince approached the farmer and asked him "By any chance, did your mother work in the palace?"

The farmer replied, "No, but

My father used to work in the palace"

P.S.:This is an old Indian joke, I'm doing my best to translate it. Hope I can make some people smile:)

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