Palace Jokes

45 palace jokes and hilarious palace puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about palace that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Did you know that Palace Jokes exist? From Buckingham Palace to Caesar Palace, these cleverly written jokes feature lavish princesses, woven tapestries and other majestic surprises. Read on to learn more about these witty puns and why they are also referred to as Crystal Palace Jokes.

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Funniest Palace Short Jokes

Short palace jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The palace humour may include short mansion jokes also.

  1. A street near Buckingham palace is being renamed to Prince Andrew's Close It's not honorary, it's a warning.
  2. Many Chinese restaurants have names like, Golden Palace, Golden Lotus, Golden Dragon... But mine is named after my favourite dish, Golden Retriever.
  3. One day in August, Julius Caesar was standing on the balcony in his palace, watching the leaves drop silently from the trees. He was witnessing….The Fall of the Roman Empire.
  4. Why didn't the peasants attend the Egyptian king's open palace party? The address was "2, Pharaoh Way"
  5. What is the difference between Crystal Palace football club and a spear? A spear actually has a point.
  6. What do you call the largest mammal on earth that lives in a palace? (not mine) The Prince of Wales
  7. Japan's economy crashed in the 90s because their housing bubble was so bad, the Imperial Palace was worth all the land in California. I *wish* houses out here could still be that cheap!
  8. What's the difference between a palace servant and Prince Philip? The queen doesn't mind whether or not Prince Philip uses the tradesman's entrance.
  9. What do you call the largest mammal on Earth that lives in a palace? The Prince of Wales!
    Saw this old joke and thought the Brits would enjoy it.
  10. I was the queens hairdresser I was the queen's hairdresser, I parked outside Buckingham palace and a policeman said "have you got a permit" I said " no just take a bit off the back"

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Palace One Liners

Which palace one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with palace? I can suggest the ones about empire and temple.

  1. Where to epileptics gamble? Seizures palace
  2. What's the best place to organise a pig race? BuckingHam Palace!
  3. What's the best place for people with allergies to gamble? Sneezer's Palace
  4. What famous model controlled water in ancient Egypt palaces? Pharaoh Faucet
  5. Don't stay in a two room apartment Because the palace could be a facade
  6. TIL the Royal Printer of Buckingham Palace Prints Charles' emails
  7. I just built a palace, dedicated to the love of my life. It's called the Touch Ma'ball.
  8. Where do epileptics go on vacation? Seizure's Palace
  9. Where did the pig return to; In Back-in-ham palace..
  10. Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens? Because the Pope was a cat-holic.
    Eh? Eh?
  11. What do they pass around after dinner at Buckingham Palace? Under Eights.

Buckingham Palace Jokes

Here is a list of funny buckingham palace jokes and even better buckingham palace puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why do the guards at Buckingham Palace look so tired? They've been working round the clock.
  • Did you hear about the man who did 4 bicycle laps round Buckingham Palace? He was awarded the pedal of honour
  • The Chinese President stayed overnight at Buckingham Palace. He really proved that he was a man of steel.

Crystal Palace Jokes

Here is a list of funny crystal palace jokes and even better crystal palace puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What's the difference between Wayne Rooney and Crystal Palace? At least Rooney is guaranteed at least three points this season.
Palace joke, What's the difference between Wayne Rooney and Crystal Palace?

Palace joke, What's the difference between Wayne Rooney and Crystal Palace?

Laughter Palace Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What funny jokes about palace you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mosque jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make palace pranks.

Once, a prince..

..decided to disguise himself and mingle with people to see their hardships by himself. There, he encountered a farmer who looked exactly like him. Curious, the prince approached the farmer and asked him "By any chance, did your mother work in the palace?"
The farmer replied, "No, but

My father used to work in the palace"
P.S.:This is an old Indian joke, I'm doing my best to translate it. Hope I can make some people smile:)

A king used to be drunk throughout the day, no matter what the time, day, occasion was

Frustrated by his behaviour, the queen left the palace and vowed to never go back.
The king, drunk as usual and absolutely shocked by this news, asked his minister, what caused such extreme move of queen
Minister said, "Your highness"

What's the difference between a capitalist society and a communist society?

In a capitalist society, the rich man lives in a marble palace, the poor gathered around him. He shouts to them "Haha, suckers!"
In a communist society it's the exact same thing, except the rich man is shouting "We're suffering together!"

Buckingham Palace say the Queen will interrupt her annual stay in Balmoral in Scotland to hold an audience with the incoming new prime minister.

Creaking a bit, with limited mobility, but still doggedly in charge, the Tory party gets its new leader on September 5th.

Peter and the Messiah were out for walk...

when Peter asks, Master, why do you and your disciples not have nice things? You are the son of God. A king. Why don't you buy something like a new boat, or a palace? The Master stops, puts his hand on Peter's shoulder and says, Jesus saves.

A question of chromosomes, don't ask him Y

A prince out for a ride in his carriage caught sight of a man who looked very much like him. He called the man over and asked him curiously,
Tell me, was your mother ever in the service at the palace?
Holding himself very straight, the commoner replied,
No, your majesty. But my father was.

Queen Elizabeth and Sir David Attenborough...

Queen Elizabeth and Sir David Attenborough are walking through the gardens at Buckingham Palace, when they come across a sundial in the shade of a tree.
The Queen: Maybe we could move it...
Attenborough: Depends whether you want to know the time or not.
The Queen: Best leave it be then, as a joke. The best jokes are timeless, after all.

An old lady was cleaning an ancient lamp in her attic

And then p**... , a genie appeared and asked if he can grant 3 wishes for her .
The old lady said
- I want to be young and beautiful again
- I want to very rich
- my cat should become a handsome prince
p**... the next moment she is young , sitting in her palace and her cat now transformed into a prince started crying ..
She asked what happened ?
Cat : I guess you forgot the time you had me neutered !!

A king was walking in the city

A king was walking in the city when he saw a man that looked exactly like him.
He went to him and asked: Did your mother work in the royal palace.
The man replied: No, but my father did.

Sir John and Chung Lee walking in front of the Buckingham palace

Chung Lee says: "When I see all these flags, my heart fills with joy!"
Sir John:"But you are a Chinese national only visiting the United Kingdom, how so?"
Chung Lee:"Did you ever read the labels on the flags?!"

The Duchess had a baby boy...

Kensington Palace has just reported that the Duchess of Cambridge delivered a baby boy this afternoon. The child weighs over 8 pounds or about $12.30 in United States Dollars.

Palace joke, The Chinese President stayed overnight at Buckingham Palace.