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Funniest Pakistanis Short Jokes

Short pakistanis jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pakistanis humour may include short jokes also.

  1. What's the difference between a pakistani middle school and an Al Qaeda training ground? I dunno, I just fly the drone.
  2. What's the difference between a Pakistani preschool and Isis headquarters? I don't know man I just fly the drones
  3. What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani Elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drone.
  4. What is the difference between a Pakistani School and a ISIS Trainingscamp? I have no idea I'm only flying the drone.
  5. What's the difference between a Pakistani grade school and an Al-Qaeda training base? How am I supposed to know, I just pilot the drone
  6. Why does the Pakistani prefer the toilet over making love to his wife ? The hole is tighter, and the smell is better.
  7. What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drone.
  8. What's the difference between a Pakistani Kindergarten and a Taliban Training Ground? Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.
  9. How do you tell the difference between a Pakistani wedding and an ISIS training camp? I don't know, I just fly the drone
  10. what's the difference between a Pakistani elementary school in the mountains and an Al-Queda outpost? I dunno man I just fly the drone.

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Pakistanis One Liners

Which pakistanis one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pakistanis? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. What do you call a skinny Pakistani cow? A moo-slim.
  2. Why do the Pakistanis love lean cows? Because they are moo-slim.
  3. The Pakistani cricket team walk into a bar... to watch the Indian Premier League
  4. Why don't they let Pakistanis take corners in soccer? Because they'll set up a shop.
  5. Why do Pakistanis celebrate July 4th? Because all the drone pilots are on vacation
  6. Pakistani breakup line Boy to Girl: It's not you, it's my goat !
  7. What is the favourite meal of pakistani taliban members? Tikka Malala
  8. What was the name of the pakistani hide and seek champion ? 'amhid'
  9. What do you call a good looking Pakistani? Asif
  10. Why do Pakistani's smell so bad? So blind people can hate them as well.
  11. What do you call a lesbian Pakistani? Minjeeta
  12. What do you call a gay Pakistani? Ramaman Deep.
  13. What do you call a Pakistani Elvis impersonator? Amal Shookup.
  14. What do you call a Pakistani with a sheep and a goat Bisexual
  15. You know the famous Pakistani comic book guy... Pakistan-Lee?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about pakistanis can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of pakistanis puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Pakistanis Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about pakistanis you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make pakistanis prank.

Why did the Pakistani cross the road? Because the American government was subsidizing the construction of mango harvesting and preservation infrastructure in the region on the other side, allowing farmers with the necessary means to develop strong ties to American markets and earn significant profits.

Q: Why aren't Pakistani good at Football?
A: Because every time they get a Corner, they open a shop.

A Pakistani living in England (offensive)

A Pakistani who had recently moved to England had been feeling extremely ill for a week and so decided to visit the doctor. The doctor asked what was wrong with him and the Pakistani complained of a terrible headache and sickness. Upon hearing this the doctor told him to get a bucket at home and fill it with fish, human f**... and milk and leave it out in the sun for a couple of days before putting it next to his bed as he slept at night and taking it everywhere with him. Astounded, the Pakistani left and did what he was told despite being surprised that he should do such a thing.
Three days later the Pakistani returned to the doctor "It's a miracle!" he exclaimed"I got better overnight! How could have it worked?" to which the doctor replied "It was simple, you were homesick."

An Englishman, a Welshman and a Pakistani man...

are waiting in a hospital for each of their respective wives to give birth. Obviously they are quite nervous, pacing up and down etc when a rather red faced doctor comes out. he turns to the three men and says "I'm afraid we an issue, there's been a bit of a mix up with your newborns and we aren't sure whose is whose."
As this is a joke, instead of calling their lawyers immediately the three men decide between themselves that they will go into the room with the babies one by one to see if they feel any connection with any of them to get an idea as to which baby is which. The Englishman goes in first, as is his right, and is in there for quite a while. After 15 minutes he comes out with a child who is for various reasons, clearly the Pakistani's child. The Pakistani turns to him and says "I'm not being funny but I'm pretty sure that baby is mine."
The Englishman turns to him, looks him in the eye and replies "I know mate, but one of the others is Welsh and I'm not taking any chances"

Why did the Pakistani cook get fired?

He could only cook eggs Sunni side up and, honestly, they tasted like s**...'ite.

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman... (long joke)

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, an Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a v**... Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ghanaian, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, 2 Africans and you...
walk into a fine restaurant.
"I'm sorry," says the maître d', after scrutinizing the group, "but you can't come in here without a Thai."

What's the difference between a Pakistani elementary school and an Al Qaeda training camp?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.

So on the morning of 9/11 then Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf rang up Bush

Musharraf - "Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great buildings... I would like to assure that we had nothing in connection with that..
Bush - "What buildings? What people?"
Musharraf - "Oh, what time is it in America now?"
Bush - "It's eight in the morning."
Musharraf - "Oops... Will call back in an hour."

Dead Pakistani

The following conversation took place after a recently deceased Pakistani man knocked on the gates of Heaven for about 5 minutes.
St. Peter: What do you want?
Pakistani man: I'm here for Jesus.
St. Peter: Jesus, your taxi's here!!

Home safety

I took my name off the Neighborhood Watch List.
I've got two Pakistani flags raised in my front garden, one at each corner and the black flag of ISIS in the center.
The local police, and multiple intelligence services are watching my house 24/7.
I've never felt safer in my entire Life!

What do you call a Pakistani with poor o**... hygiene?

Plaquistani

What's the difference between a Pakistani mosque and a Afghanistan mosque and an Iraqi mosque?

How should I know, I just fly the drones.

A pakistani cabbie called me a racist

I didn't say a word and left the cab. Because you don't negotiate with terrorists

What's the difference between Indians and Pakistanis?

When a Pakistani has a red dot on his forehead it means he has about two seconds to live.

Islamic Star Trek?

The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby of the convention center where he was introduced to a United States Marine Corps General.

As they talked, the Iranian said, "I have just one question about what I have seen in
America ."
The General said, "Well, is there anything I can do to help?"
The Iranian whispered, "My son watches this show called 'Star Trek' and in it there
is Kirk who is Canadian, Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura who is black, and Sulu who is Japanese, but there are NO Muslims. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians, Iraqis, Afghans, Egyptians, Palestinians, Saudis, Syrians, or Pakistanis on 'Star Trek'.

"The General leaned toward the Iranian Ambassador, and whispered in his ear, "That's because it takes place in the future..."

I installed a new home alarm system I've never felt safer

I've disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch.
I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center.
The local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7. I've never felt safer and I am saving $49.95 a month.

Just saved 50 bucks!

I've disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch. I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center. The local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7. I've never felt safer and I'm saving $49.95 a month!

What do you call a Pakistani with a vest on?

Going to the gym,
You.
Racist.

I come from a mixed race family...

My father prefers the 100 metres...and my mother is Pakistani.

I was at a Pakistani owned gas station...

There was some sort of problem with my debit card at the pump.
I know this because a message popped up that said "PLEASE SEE KASHIR."

An pakistani in the US fears for his safety

Email note from Abdul in Washington to his friend Ahmed in Pittsburgh:
I was fed up with being burgled every other day in my neighbourhood.
So, I tore out my alarm system & de-registered from our local Neighbourhood Watch.
I've planted a Pakistani flag in each corner of my front garden and a large Black Flag of ISIS in the centre. I grew a beard and only wear turbans in my freetime.
Now, the Washington Police, the FBI, the National Security Agency, Scotland Yard, MI-5, MI-6, the CIA and every other intelligence service in the world are all watching my house 24x7x365.
My children are followed to school every day and my wife when she goes shopping. I'm followed to and from work every day. So no one bothers me at all.
I have never felt safer.

Took down my rebel flag and peeled off my NRA sticker off the front door.

We have disconnected our home alarm system and quit the candy-a**... neighborhood watch. We bought two Pakistani flags on eBay and raised them in the front yard, one at each corner, plus a black flag of ISIS in the center. Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7. I have never felt safer and we're saving $49.99 a month!

Pakistani math problem.

Ahmed has 3 lunch boxes.
He gives one to Mohammed and another to Hassan. Calculate the radius of the e**....

Why can't Pakistanis play soccer?

Whenever they get a corner they set up a convenience store

Girl, you must be a Pakistani shopping mall

Because a lot of guys think they would be in paradise if they blew up inside you.

What did the clingy drone pilot say to the Pakistani women?

Sorry for blowing your phone up.

There are so many Pakistanis and Nigerians in London these days

The city is starting to feel a lot less Polish

I have a Pakistani girl friend.

Last night she said that she wanted to blow me. Now I wasn't sure if I should lower my pants or call the cops.

Bready dispute

I heard a couple of Pakistani friends of mine arguing for hours about bread rolls.
It was much Urdu about muffins.

69 years ago

both India and Pakistan got independence on this day.
Indians have become heads of Google, Microsoft, Pepsico, Jaguar, Land Rover and
Pakistanis have become heads of Taliban, Al-Qaeda, Jammat U Dawa, Hijbul Mujahideen
Also India entered Mars but Pakistan still trying to enter India.

India to ship free phones to Pakistan

Samsung note 7 to be given free to all t**... and Pakistani army.
Game over

a pakistani soldier enlists in the army , ( xpost - india )

A Pakistani soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3 day pass.The CO says, "Are you crazy? You just joined the Pakistani army, and you already want a 3 day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!" So the soldier comes back a day later in an Indian tank! The CO was so impressed, he asked, "How did you do it?" "Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Indians. I approached the border, and saw an Indian tank. I put my white flag up, the Indian tank put his white flag up. I said to the Indian soldier, 'Do you want to get a 3 day pass?' So we exchanged tanks!"

Pakistan launches a rocket to Moon.

Pakistani News channel reports: "Water and fishes found on Moon."
BBC reports: "Pakistani satellite found in Arab sea."

As the navy seals burst into o**... bin ladens room in his pakistani compound, his last dying words forever wrung in the ears of the seals...

"It was just a prank bro"

Whats the differebce between an Afghani Military Base and a Pakistani Elementary School?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a Taliban Outpost and a Pakistani School?

I don't know, why don't you ask the 50 drone pilots on this sub?

What's the difference between a Pakistani hospital and a t**... camp?

We don't fund hospitals in Pakistan

Local Hero saves lady from Dog

A man in USA sees a dog attacking a girl! He kicks the dog, it dies!
Newspapers report: "Local Hero saves lady from Dog"
Man says I'm not American
Report changed: "Foreign Hero Saves girl from Dog"
Man says: Actually I'm Pakistani
Breaking News: "t**... killed Innocent Dog which was playing with a girl"

What's the difference between a Pakistani school and military base?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drone.

A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school .

A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school .
Teacher : Whats your name ?
Boy : Zain.
Teacher : No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today. Boy went home and his mother asked: How was the day Zain?
Boy : I am an American now, so call me Johnny. Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school all bruised .
Teacher : What happened Johnny ?
Boy: Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists.

What's the difference between an AL Queada base and a Pakistani school?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.
DISCLAIMER: Not my joke.

The one about the Pakistani Mental Health Hotline

*Hotline*: Pakistani Mental Health Hotline, how can I help you?
*Caller*: My life s**..., I see no way out.
*Hotline*: Do not worry, we are here to help you.
*Caller*: I'm feeling suicidal. What should I do?
*Hotline*: How close are you to India?
*Caller*: Don't know exactly, maybe 400km.
*Hotline*: So can you drive a truck?

A Pakistani boy took...

.... admission in an American school ...
Teacher : Whats your name ?
Boy : Nadir
Teacher : No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today.
Boy went home and his mother asked: How was the day Nadir?
Boy : I am an American now, so call me Johnny.
Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up.
Next day he was back to school all bruised ...
Teacher : What happened Johnny ?
Boy: Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists.

What's the name of the Pakistani man who's seen everything and been everywhere?

Binder Dundat

Why does the current Pakistani Prime Minister hate the Calibri font?

Because it is sans Sharif

What does my wife telling me about her day have in common with a Pakistani elementary school?

We're both in for a droning.

Why are Pakistani Wedding Cakes made out of f**...?

To keep the flies off the bride.

John was a little disturbed.

He confided in a friend: I have a Pakistani girlfriend. She says she will blow me.
Now I don't know whether to lower my pants or call the police....???

A German, Frenchman, and Pakistani walk into a bar

"Jeez, we should lower the bar" the Olympic hurdle committee exclaimed.

What do you call a Pakistani p**... in Los Angeles?

Lahore.

Pakistani Maths Problems are like really really complex

Abdul has 3 lunch boxes.
He gives one to Rafiq and another to Hassan.
Calculate the radius of the e**....

A guy walks through a Pakistani village

He sees a man dusting off a carpet from his shop and asks "What's the matter, it won't start?"

Found this in my timeline...

I was fed up with being burgled every other day in my neighbourhood. So, I tore out my alarm system & de-registered from our local Neighbourhood Watch. I've planted a Pakistani flag in each corner of my front garden and a large Black Flag of ISIL in its centre. Now,the Yorkshire police, the National Security Bureau, Scotland Yard, MI-5, MI-6, the CIA and every other intelligence service in Europe are all watching my house 24x7x365. My children are followed to school every day and my wife when she goes shopping. I'm followed to and from work every day. So no one bothers me at all. I've never felt safer.

Pakistani schools are far ahead of American schools.

They already use drones for their shootings.

Heard about the first ever Pakistani movie...?

... It bombed at the box office!

What do you call a Pakistani woman with no legs?

A p**...-no-standy Woman

I lost my job at the laundry mat the other day

Apparently our policy of seperating the w**... from the colors dosent mean telling the african americans and the pakistanis to get out

A Pakistani p**... walks into les barreaux.

All the soûlards shout, "LAHORE".

Im not racist.

Ive r**... black, hispanic, Asian, and Pakistani woman.

A two-seater plane crashed in a cemetery in Lahore

Pakistani police has so far discovered 25 bodies

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