Pakistani Jokes
100 pakistani jokes and hilarious pakistani puns to laugh out loud. Read places jokes about pakistani that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Hello, young readers! Have you ever heard of Pakistani jokes? These are jokes or funny stories from Pakistan, a country that’s rich with tradition, culture, and a vibrant sense of humor. Just like how every family, every city, and every country has its own special set of inside jokes, Pakistan has its unique brand of humor too! As we go through this interesting collection of Pakistani jokes, remember that humor is a universal language, everyone can understand!
What are Pakistani Jokes?
Pakistani jokes are funny stories, witty comments or one-liners that originated from Pakistan. They might make fun of the different dialects, the unique food habits, or the everyday experiences that are specific to people living in Pakistan. But remember, jokes don’t always have to make fun of someone or something, they can simply be a light-hearted view of the world that makes everyone laugh.
Knock Knock Pakistani Jokes
Knock knock jokes are a favorite among kids around the world, and Pakistani children are no exception! A classic Pakistani knock knock joke goes like this:
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Karachi.
Karachi who?
‘Karachi’ me if I fall!
Isn’t that fun? The joke turns the city name 'Karachi' into a funny phrase that sounds like 'catch me'!
Best Pakistani Jokes in Urdu
Urdu is the national language of Pakistan, and no wonder, some of the best Pakistani jokes are in Urdu! Let’s look at an example:
Aik admi ne jin ko bola:
"Jin Sahib! Mujhe Amir bana do."
Jin bola: "Mujhe kya maloom ke Amir kaise bana jata hai, mujhe to paisa hi nahi hota."
This translates to: A man asked a genie: "Make me a rich man." The genie replied, "I don't know how to make someone rich, I don't even have money myself."
Sindhi Pakistani Jokes
Sindhi is yet another language spoken commonly in the Sindh region of Pakistan, producing a plethora of funny Sindhi jokes. Let’s check out one such joke:
A Sindhi man on his deathbed told his wife, "After I die, sell all my property and put all the money in the grave with me, I want to go to the next world rich." After the funeral, his wife put a box in the grave. A friend asked, "Didn’t he want all his money to go with him?" and she replied, "I put all his money in the bank and gave him the check."
Conclusion
As we come to the end of these rib-tickling Pakistani jokes, it's important to understand that jokes are just one way we humans keep ourselves entertained and connected. They allow us to find laughter in the everyday and bring people together.
Wherever we go around the globe, every place has its own unique humor just like Pakistan. And the beautiful thing is, when we share this humor with others, we also share a part of our culture and story. Because remember, laughter knows no boundaries. So keep laughing, keep sharing, and keep the world connected with a good giggle!
Funniest Pakistani Short Jokes
Short pakistani jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pakistani humour may include short drone jokes also.
- What's the difference between a Pakistani middle school and an Al Qaeda training ground? I dunno, I just fly the drone.
- What's the difference between a Pakistani preschool and Isis headquarters? I don't know man I just fly the drones
- What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani Elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drone.
- What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drone.
- What's the difference between a Pakistani school and military base? Don't ask me man, I just fly the drone.
- Pakistan launches a rocket to Moon. Pakistani News channel reports: "Water and fishes found on Moon."
BBC reports: "Pakistani satellite found in Arab sea." - I have a Pakistani girl friend. Last night she said that she wanted to blow me. Now I wasn't sure if I should lower my pants or call the cops.
- I come from a mixed race family... My father prefers the 100 metres...and my mother is Pakistani.
- I was at a Pakistani owned gas station... There was some sort of problem with my debit card at the pump.
I know this because a message popped up that said "PLEASE SEE KASHIR." - What's the difference between an AL Queada base and a Pakistani school? I don't know man, I just fly the drone.
DISCLAIMER: Not my joke.
Share These Pakistani Jokes With Friends
Pakistani One Liners
Which pakistani one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pakistani? I can suggest the ones about afghan and .
- Why do the Pakistanis love lean cows? Because they are moo-slim.
- The Pakistani cricket team walk into a bar... to watch the Indian Premier League
- Why do Pakistanis celebrate July 4th? Because all the drone pilots are on vacation
- Pakistani breakup line Boy to Girl: It's not you, it's my goat !
- What is the favourite meal of pakistani taliban members? Tikka Malala
- What was the name of the pakistani hide and seek champion ? 'amhid'
- What do you call a good looking Pakistani? Asif
- What do you call a lesbian Pakistani? Minjeeta
- What do you call a Pakistani with a sheep and a goat Bisexual
- You know the famous Pakistani comic book guy... Pakistan-Lee?
- Heard about the first ever Pakistani movie...? ... It bombed at the box office!
- How does a pakistani visit Chernobyl? With a Hasnat suit.
- What does the average Pakistani weigh? Sweets
- What do you get when you throw a Pokeball at a Pakistani? A Pakimon.
- A pakistani food company is launching a new product... Its called,
Allahu Snackbar
Pakistani Wife Jokes
Here is a list of funny pakistani wife jokes and even better pakistani wife puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What does my wife telling me about her day have in common with a Pakistani elementary school? We're both in for a droning.
Cheerful Pakistani Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What funny jokes about pakistani you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pakistani pranks.
Why did the Pakistani cross the road? Because the American government was subsidizing the construction of mango harvesting and preservation infrastructure in the region on the other side, allowing farmers with the necessary means to develop strong ties to American markets and earn significant profits.
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Q: Why aren't Pakistani good at Football?
A: Because every time they get a Corner, they open a shop.
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
A Pakistani living in England (offensive)
A Pakistani who had recently moved to England had been feeling extremely ill for a week and so decided to visit the doctor. The doctor asked what was wrong with him and the Pakistani complained of a terrible headache and sickness. Upon hearing this the doctor told him to get a bucket at home and fill it with fish, human f**... and milk and leave it out in the sun for a couple of days before putting it next to his bed as he slept at night and taking it everywhere with him. Astounded, the Pakistani left and did what he was told despite being surprised that he should do such a thing.
Three days later the Pakistani returned to the doctor "It's a miracle!" he exclaimed"I got better overnight! How could have it worked?" to which the doctor replied "It was simple, you were homesick."
Three men die
A Brit, American and Pakistani die and find themselves at the Pearly gates greeted by St Peter.
The Brit approaches and says "Hello there - I've come for Jesus"
St Peter looks at his book and says "Ahh yes, Roger Smith! Welcome - please enter the kingdom of heaven"
The American then approaches and says "Hi - I've come for Jesus" to which St Peter consults his book and says "Well, hello Chuck Jones - welcome to the kingdom of heaven"
The Pakistani then approaches and says "Hello - I've come for Jesus". St Peter puts down his book, looks over his shoulder and shouts "Jesus! Your taxi's here"
Baby Confusion
An English, a Pakistani, and an Irish couple all simultaneously arrive at a hospital, all of the wives in the couple going into labour at approximately the same time. All of the babies were delivered healthily after fairly routine births but unfortunately, after placing the babies in their cradles, the nurse realized that she had forgotten to place tags on the different sheets. She informed the doctor of her mistake and that she was unable to recall which baby was which. The doctor was something of a scientist and believed that there was a parenting instinct which would allow them to identify the babies. He said they would let the couples go in, look at the babies, and take whichever one they identified as their own through this inherent, natural drive.
The English couple went first, returning almost immediately carrying the darkest skinned child. The nurse, recognizing this, approached the English couple to inform them;.
"Sir, no offence, but I believe that this child belongs to that Pakistani couple over there"
"Yeah, I know mate, but I heard that the other couple over there is Irish and I'm not taking any chances"
An Englishman, a Welshman and a Pakistani man...
are waiting in a hospital for each of their respective wives to give birth. Obviously they are quite nervous, pacing up and down etc when a rather red faced doctor comes out. he turns to the three men and says "I'm afraid we an issue, there's been a bit of a mix up with your newborns and we aren't sure whose is whose."
As this is a joke, instead of calling their lawyers immediately the three men decide between themselves that they will go into the room with the babies one by one to see if they feel any connection with any of them to get an idea as to which baby is which. The Englishman goes in first, as is his right, and is in there for quite a while. After 15 minutes he comes out with a child who is for various reasons, clearly the Pakistani's child. The Pakistani turns to him and says "I'm not being funny but I'm pretty sure that baby is mine."
The Englishman turns to him, looks him in the eye and replies "I know mate, but one of the others is Welsh and I'm not taking any chances"
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
What do you call a skinny Pakistani cow?
A moo-slim.
Why aren't there any Muslims on Star Trek?
The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby of the convention center where he was introduced to a U.S. Marine General.
As they talked the Iranian said, "I have just one question about what i have seen in America." The General said, "well anything i can do to help"
The Iranian whispered, "my son watches this show called Star Trek and in it there is Kirk who is American, Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura who is black, and Sulu who is japanese, but there are no Muslims.
My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians, Iraqis, Afghans, Egyptians, Palestinians, Saudis, Syrians, or Pakistanis on Star Trek.
The General laughed, leaned toward the Iranian Ambassador and whispered in his ear, "That's because it takes place in the future...."
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
A Russian, a Frenchman, a Brit and a Pakistani are on a train.
The Russian turns to the rest and pulls out a bottle of v**..., drinks half and then throws it out of the window. The Frenchman, Englishman and Pakistani all give him a confused look and ask why he did that.
"I don't need that, where I come from, is plenty of v**...," the Russian replies.
The Frenchman smiles and pulls out a bottle of very fine wine, drinks half and, following suit, throws it out of the window. "I don't need that. Where I come from, there is enough wine."
The Brit then picks up the Pakistani, and throws him out of the window.
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Why did the Pakistani cook get fired?
He could only cook eggs Sunni side up and, honestly, they tasted like s**...'ite.
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman... (long joke)
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, an Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a v**... Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ghanaian, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, 2 Africans and you...
walk into a fine restaurant.
"I'm sorry," says the maître d', after scrutinizing the group, "but you can't come in here without a Thai."
Ticket Please!
A group 3 Pakistanis and a group 3 Indians were all heading to the Cricket World cup via Train. Upon entering the train the Indian group saw the Pakistanis just pay for a single while they bought 3 individual tickets.
When the conductor came along the Indians saw that all 3 Pakistanis quickly filed in to the bathroom. The conductor knocked on the door and asked for the ticket. A single hand came out and handed him the ticket. Observing this the Indians decided to try it on their return trip.
On the return trip the Indians bought a single ticket and the same group of Pakistanis bought no ticket at all! When the conductor came along the 3 Pakistanis filed into one bathroom while the 3 Indians filed into another.
Then one Pakistani came out of the bathroom knocked on the door of the Indians bathroom and asked, "Ticket please!"
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
What's the difference between a Pakistani elementary school and an Al Qaeda training camp?
Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.
So on the morning of 9/11 then Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf rang up Bush
Musharraf - "Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great buildings... I would like to assure that we had nothing in connection with that..
Bush - "What buildings? What people?"
Musharraf - "Oh, what time is it in America now?"
Bush - "It's eight in the morning."
Musharraf - "Oops... Will call back in an hour."
Dead Pakistani
The following conversation took place after a recently deceased Pakistani man knocked on the gates of Heaven for about 5 minutes.
St. Peter: What do you want?
Pakistani man: I'm here for Jesus.
St. Peter: Jesus, your taxi's here!!
Home safety
I took my name off the Neighborhood Watch List.
I've got two Pakistani flags raised in my front garden, one at each corner and the black flag of ISIS in the center.
The local police, and multiple intelligence services are watching my house 24/7.
I've never felt safer in my entire Life!
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
What do you call a Pakistani with poor o**... hygiene?
Plaquistani
What's the difference between a Pakistani mosque and a Afghanistan mosque and an Iraqi mosque?
How should I know, I just fly the drones.
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
A pakistani cabbie called me a racist
I didn't say a word and left the cab. Because you don't negotiate with terrorists
Islamic Star Trek?
The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby of the convention center where he was introduced to a United States Marine Corps General.
As they talked, the Iranian said, "I have just one question about what I have seen in
America ."
The General said, "Well, is there anything I can do to help?"
The Iranian whispered, "My son watches this show called 'Star Trek' and in it there
is Kirk who is Canadian, Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura who is black, and Sulu who is Japanese, but there are NO Muslims. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians, Iraqis, Afghans, Egyptians, Palestinians, Saudis, Syrians, or Pakistanis on 'Star Trek'.
"The General leaned toward the Iranian Ambassador, and whispered in his ear, "That's because it takes place in the future..."
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
I installed a new home alarm system I've never felt safer
I've disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch.
I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center.
The local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7. I've never felt safer and I am saving $49.95 a month.
Planting potatoes in Chicago
So there's this old Pakistani man who lives alone in Chicago. One day he sends an e-mail to his son Ahmad :
"Dear son, I would love to plant some potatoes in the backyard but I'm old and lonely, I can't plow the land without your help. With love, your father."
Later that night, Ahmad responds :
"Dear dad, for the love of God PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH THE LAND ! I have buried "the thing" there. Your loving son, Ahmad."
That same night at 3 in the morning, 4 FBI agents broke into the father's house and investigated the backyard, inch by inch, without finding anything. They went away without being noticed.
Ahmad sent another email to his father : "Dear father, I am 100% positive that the land is now plowed. I couldn't have done it better myself. Ahmad."
An pakistani in the US fears for his safety
Email note from Abdul in Washington to his friend Ahmed in Pittsburgh:
I was fed up with being burgled every other day in my neighbourhood.
So, I tore out my alarm system & de-registered from our local Neighbourhood Watch.
I've planted a Pakistani flag in each corner of my front garden and a large Black Flag of ISIS in the centre. I grew a beard and only wear turbans in my freetime.
Now, the Washington Police, the FBI, the National Security Agency, Scotland Yard, MI-5, MI-6, the CIA and every other intelligence service in the world are all watching my house 24x7x365.
My children are followed to school every day and my wife when she goes shopping. I'm followed to and from work every day. So no one bothers me at all.
I have never felt safer.
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Took down my rebel flag and peeled off my NRA sticker off the front door.
We have disconnected our home alarm system and quit the candy-a**... neighborhood watch. We bought two Pakistani flags on eBay and raised them in the front yard, one at each corner, plus a black flag of ISIS in the center. Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7. I have never felt safer and we're saving $49.99 a month!
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Pakistani math problem.
Ahmed has 3 lunch boxes.
He gives one to Mohammed and another to Hassan. Calculate the radius of the e**....
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Why can't Pakistanis play soccer?
Whenever they get a corner they set up a convenience store
What did the clingy drone pilot say to the Pakistani women?
Sorry for blowing your phone up.
There are so many Pakistanis and Nigerians in London these days
The city is starting to feel a lot less Polish
Bready dispute
I heard a couple of Pakistani friends of mine arguing for hours about bread rolls.
It was much Urdu about muffins.
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
69 years ago
both India and Pakistan got independence on this day.
Indians have become heads of Google, Microsoft, Pepsico, Jaguar, Land Rover and
Pakistanis have become heads of Taliban, Al-Qaeda, Jammat U Dawa, Hijbul Mujahideen
Also India entered Mars but Pakistan still trying to enter India.
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
India to ship free phones to Pakistan
Samsung note 7 to be given free to all t**... and Pakistani army.
Game over
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
a pakistani soldier enlists in the army , ( xpost - india )
A Pakistani soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3 day pass.The CO says, "Are you crazy? You just joined the Pakistani army, and you already want a 3 day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!" So the soldier comes back a day later in an Indian tank! The CO was so impressed, he asked, "How did you do it?" "Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Indians. I approached the border, and saw an Indian tank. I put my white flag up, the Indian tank put his white flag up. I said to the Indian soldier, 'Do you want to get a 3 day pass?' So we exchanged tanks!"
A Pakistani boy takes admission in an American School.
A Pakistani boy takes admission in an American school ...
Teacher : Whats your name ?
Boy : Nadir
Teacher : No, you are in America now so from now on your name is Johnny.
The boy went home after his school ended and his mother asks him "How was the day Nadir?"
Boy : Mom, I am an American now, so call me Johnny.
The boy's Mom and Dad both get offended and beat him up. Next day he goes back to school all bruised ...
Teacher : What happened Johnny ?
Boy: Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists.
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
How do you tell the difference between a Pakistani wedding and an ISIS training camp?
I don't know, I just fly the drone
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
As the navy seals burst into o**... bin ladens room in his pakistani compound, his last dying words forever wrung in the ears of the seals...
"It was just a prank bro"
An insect falls into a mug of beer
Englishman : Throws his mug away and walks out.
American : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer.
Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away.
Indian : Sells the beer to the American, insect to the Chinese and gets a fresh beer for himself.
Pakistani : Accuses the Indian of putting the insect in his beer, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for Military aid and gets a loan from the American to buy another beer. He then moves to England and claims benefits.
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
What's the difference between a Taliban Outpost and a Pakistani School?
I don't know, why don't you ask the 50 drone pilots on this sub?
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
What's the difference between a Pakistani hospital and a t**... camp?
We don't fund hospitals in Pakistan
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Local Hero saves lady from Dog
A man in USA sees a dog attacking a girl! He kicks the dog, it dies!
Newspapers report: "Local Hero saves lady from Dog"
Man says I'm not American
Report changed: "Foreign Hero Saves girl from Dog"
Man says: Actually I'm Pakistani
Breaking News: "t**... killed Innocent Dog which was playing with a girl"
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school .
A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school .
Teacher : Whats your name ?
Boy : Zain.
Teacher : No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today. Boy went home and his mother asked: How was the day Zain?
Boy : I am an American now, so call me Johnny. Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school all bruised .
Teacher : What happened Johnny ?
Boy: Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists.
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
The one about the Pakistani Mental Health Hotline
*Hotline*: Pakistani Mental Health Hotline, how can I help you?
*Caller*: My life s**..., I see no way out.
*Hotline*: Do not worry, we are here to help you.
*Caller*: I'm feeling suicidal. What should I do?
*Hotline*: How close are you to India?
*Caller*: Don't know exactly, maybe 400km.
*Hotline*: So can you drive a truck?
A Pakistani boy took...
.... admission in an American school ...
Teacher : Whats your name ?
Boy : Nadir
Teacher : No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today.
Boy went home and his mother asked: How was the day Nadir?
Boy : I am an American now, so call me Johnny.
Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up.
Next day he was back to school all bruised ...
Teacher : What happened Johnny ?
Boy: Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists.
Why does the current Pakistani Prime Minister hate the Calibri font?
Because it is sans Sharif
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman,
a Latvian, a Chinese, a Japanese,
a Kiwi, a Canuck, an Eskimo,
a Fijian, a Turk, an Aussie,
a y**..., an Egyptian, a Spaniard,
a Mongolian, a Tibetan, a p**...,
a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard,
a Greek, a Russian, an Estonian,
a German, an Indian, an Italian,
a Brazilian, a Kenyan, a South African,
a Filipino, a Pakistani, a Korean,
a Argentinian, a Lithuanian, a Dane,
a Finn, a Swede, an Israeli,
a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb,
a Czech, and a Swiss man go to a pub..............
The bouncer says, "Sorry. I can't let you in without a Thai."
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Why are Pakistani Wedding Cakes made out of f**...?
To keep the flies off the bride.
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
John was a little disturbed.
He confided in a friend: I have a Pakistani girlfriend. She says she will blow me.
Now I don't know whether to lower my pants or call the police....???
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
A German, Frenchman, and Pakistani walk into a bar
"Jeez, we should lower the bar" the Olympic hurdle committee exclaimed.
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
What's the difference between a Pakistani grade school and an Al-Qaeda training base?
How am I supposed to know, I just pilot the drone
A guy walks through a Pakistani village
He sees a man dusting off a carpet from his shop and asks "What's the matter, it won't start?"
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
What do you call a Pakistani woman with no legs?
A p**...-no-standy Woman
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
I lost my job at the laundry mat the other day
Apparently our policy of seperating the w**... from the colors dosent mean telling the african americans and the pakistanis to get out
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
A Pakistani p**... walks into les barreaux.
All the soûlards shout, "LAHORE".
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Im not racist.
Ive r**... black, hispanic, Asian, and Pakistani woman.
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
What do you call a gay Pakistani?
Ramaman Deep.
A two-seater plane crashed in a cemetery in Lahore
Pakistani police has so far discovered 25 bodies
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Pakistani proverb.
Optimistic students take English. Pessimistic students take Chinese. Realists take Kalashnikov assault rifle.
Offensive warning
An English man, a Welsh man and a Pakistani man are waiting at a hospital as their wives had just given birth. A midwife comes in and explains that the name tags have been messed up and they will have to work out which baby belongs to who. The English man, by right, goes first and chooses what is clearly the Pakistani child. When the baby's father points this out to him, he says I know, but there's a Welsh kid in there and I'm not taking any chances
On a flight from Dubai to NYC, I met a cheerful gentleman from Pakistani. He stressed that Pakistan is now a new country, peaceful & totally against terrorism
To prove his point, he decided not to hijack the plane.
Translated Pakistani Joke: A man walks into a store and asks for a live chicken for a party
The store owner gives him a chicken, the man pays, and he leaves.
Sometime later, the man comes back with the chicken, furious.
The shopkeeper asks him, What's wrong with the chicken? Why have you brought it back to me so angry?
The man yells and says that one leg of the chicken is shorter than the other.
The shopkeeper replies, Are you eating the chicken or putting it on the dance floor?
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
You've got to be careful while making jokes about Pakistani food on Reddit.
You don't want to end up with bad Korma.
