Paki Jokes
42 paki jokes and hilarious paki puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about paki that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Paki jokes are a dime a dozen on the internet, but what makes them so funny? We take a look at the top 10 paki jokes to see what makes them so hilarious.
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Humorous Paki Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
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A Pakistani living in England (offensive)
A pakistani who had recently moved to England had been feeling extremely ill for a week and so decided to visit the doctor. The doctor asked what was wrong with him and the Pakistani complained of a terrible headache and sickness. Upon hearing this the doctor told him to get a bucket at home and fill it with fish, human f**... and milk and leave it out in the sun for a couple of days before putting it next to his bed as he slept at night and taking it everywhere with him. Astounded, the Pakistani left and did what he was told despite being surprised that he should do such a thing.
Three days later the Pakistani returned to the doctor "It's a miracle!" he exclaimed"I got better overnight! How could have it worked?" to which the doctor replied "It was simple, you were homesick."
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Why did the Pakistani cook get fired?
He could only cook eggs Sunni side up and, honestly, they tasted like s**...'ite.
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A pakistani cabbie called me a racist
I didn't say a word and left the cab. Because you don't negotiate with terrorists
Why doesn't pakistan have its national football team?
Whenever they get a corner, they will set up a shop.
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What do you call a group of Indians?
A p**...
What was the name of the pakistani hide and seek champion ?
'amhid'
I was at a Pakistani owned gas station...
There was some sort of problem with my debit card at the pump.
I know this because a message popped up that said "PLEASE SEE KASHIR."
An pakistani in the US fears for his safety
Email note from Abdul in Washington to his friend Ahmed in Pittsburgh:
I was fed up with being burgled every other day in my neighbourhood.
So, I tore out my alarm system & de-registered from our local Neighbourhood Watch.
I've planted a Pakistani flag in each corner of my front garden and a large Black Flag of ISIS in the centre. I grew a beard and only wear turbans in my freetime.
Now, the Washington Police, the FBI, the National Security Agency, Scotland Yard, MI-5, MI-6, the CIA and every other intelligence service in the world are all watching my house 24x7x365.
My children are followed to school every day and my wife when she goes shopping. I'm followed to and from work every day. So no one bothers me at all.
I have never felt safer.
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Pakistani math problem.
Ahmed has 3 lunch boxes.
He gives one to Mohammed and another to Hassan. Calculate the radius of the e**....
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Why can't Pakistanis play soccer?
Whenever they get a corner they set up a convenience store
A pakistani food company is launching a new product...
Its called,
Allahu Snackbar
Why does Pakistan never get a corner during a football match?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it
There are so many Pakistanis and Nigerians in London these days
The city is starting to feel a lot less Polish
I have a Pakistani girl friend.
Last night she said that she wanted to blow me. Now I wasn't sure if I should lower my pants or call the cops.
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a pakistani soldier enlists in the army , ( xpost - india )
A Pakistani soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3 day pass.The CO says, "Are you crazy? You just joined the Pakistani army, and you already want a 3 day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!" So the soldier comes back a day later in an Indian tank! The CO was so impressed, he asked, "How did you do it?" "Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Indians. I approached the border, and saw an Indian tank. I put my white flag up, the Indian tank put his white flag up. I said to the Indian soldier, 'Do you want to get a 3 day pass?' So we exchanged tanks!"
Pakistan launches a rocket to Moon.
Pakistani News channel reports: "Water and fishes found on Moon."
BBC reports: "Pakistani satellite found in Arab sea."
Pakistan makes nuclear threat in response to fake news
The struggle Israel
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Why do Pakistan not have an international football team?
Everytime they get a corner they set up a shop.
Pakistani breakup line
Boy to Girl: It's not you, it's my goat !
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A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school .
A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school .
Teacher : Whats your name ?
Boy : Zain.
Teacher : No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today. Boy went home and his mother asked: How was the day Zain?
Boy : I am an American now, so call me Johnny. Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school all bruised .
Teacher : What happened Johnny ?
Boy: Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists.
Why do the Pakistanis love lean cows?
Because they are moo-slim.
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The one about the Pakistani Mental Health Hotline
*Hotline*: Pakistani Mental Health Hotline, how can I help you?
*Caller*: My life s**..., I see no way out.
*Hotline*: Do not worry, we are here to help you.
*Caller*: I'm feeling suicidal. What should I do?
*Hotline*: How close are you to India?
*Caller*: Don't know exactly, maybe 400km.
*Hotline*: So can you drive a truck?
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Paki One Liners
Which paki one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with paki? I can suggest the ones about englishmen and tourette.
- What do you call a lesbian p**...?
- Whereabouts is Pakistan? He's outside playing football with p**... John
- What do you call a Pakistani woman with no legs? A p**...-no-standy Woman
- What do you call a group of Indians? A p**...
- Heard about the new p**... doll coming out for christmas? You wind it up and it stinks.
