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46 paki jokes and hilarious paki puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about paki that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Paki jokes are a dime a dozen on the internet, but what makes them so funny? We take a look at the top 10 paki jokes to see what makes them so hilarious.

Best Short Paki Jokes

Short paki jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The paki humour may include short desi jokes also.

  1. Duchess kate middleton asks Queen Elizabeth whats the secret for a long life? Elizabeth : Whatever you do,Kate, just dont leave William for a p**...
  2. An Indian, a p**... and an Arab walk into a bar... And order drinks. Hey, they can be perfectly secular, too. What did you think is gonna happen, your cis double h**...?
  3. A midget walks into a bar.. he`s wearing a T-shirt that reads "I hate all p**...`s"
    I thought to myself...."that`s a little racist"

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Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about paki can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of paki puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Paki One Liners

Which paki one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with paki? I can suggest the ones about englishmen and tourette.

  1. What do you call a lesbian p**...?
  2. What do you call a p**... with pink hair? Ghandifloss
  3. Whereabouts is Pakistan? He's outside playing football with p**... John
  4. What do you call a Pakistani woman with no legs? A p**...-no-standy Woman
  5. What do you call a group of Indians? A p**...
  6. Heard about the new p**... doll coming out for christmas? You wind it up and it stinks.

Paki joke, Heard about the new p**... doll coming out for christmas?

Humorous Paki Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about paki you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean pakistan jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make paki prank.

A Pakistani living in England (offensive)

A pakistani who had recently moved to England had been feeling extremely ill for a week and so decided to visit the doctor. The doctor asked what was wrong with him and the Pakistani complained of a terrible headache and sickness. Upon hearing this the doctor told him to get a bucket at home and fill it with fish, human f**... and milk and leave it out in the sun for a couple of days before putting it next to his bed as he slept at night and taking it everywhere with him. Astounded, the Pakistani left and did what he was told despite being surprised that he should do such a thing.
Three days later the Pakistani returned to the doctor "It's a miracle!" he exclaimed"I got better overnight! How could have it worked?" to which the doctor replied "It was simple, you were homesick."

Why does the Pakistani prefer the toilet over making love to his wife ?

The hole is tighter, and the smell is better.

Why did the Pakistani cook get fired?

He could only cook eggs Sunni side up and, honestly, they tasted like s**...'ite.

A pakistani cabbie called me a racist

I didn't say a word and left the cab. Because you don't negotiate with terrorists

Why doesn't pakistan have its national football team?

Whenever they get a corner, they will set up a shop.

What was the name of the pakistani hide and seek champion ?

'amhid'

I was at a Pakistani owned gas station...

There was some sort of problem with my debit card at the pump.
I know this because a message popped up that said "PLEASE SEE KASHIR."

An pakistani in the US fears for his safety

Email note from Abdul in Washington to his friend Ahmed in Pittsburgh:
I was fed up with being burgled every other day in my neighbourhood.
So, I tore out my alarm system & de-registered from our local Neighbourhood Watch.
I've planted a Pakistani flag in each corner of my front garden and a large Black Flag of ISIS in the centre. I grew a beard and only wear turbans in my freetime.
Now, the Washington Police, the FBI, the National Security Agency, Scotland Yard, MI-5, MI-6, the CIA and every other intelligence service in the world are all watching my house 24x7x365.
My children are followed to school every day and my wife when she goes shopping. I'm followed to and from work every day. So no one bothers me at all.
I have never felt safer.

Pakistani math problem.

Ahmed has 3 lunch boxes.
He gives one to Mohammed and another to Hassan. Calculate the radius of the e**....

Why can't Pakistanis play soccer?

Whenever they get a corner they set up a convenience store

Why does Pakistan never get a corner during a football match?

Every corner they get, they open a shop on it

Why don't they let Pakistanis take corners in soccer?

Because they'll set up a shop.

There are so many Pakistanis and Nigerians in London these days

The city is starting to feel a lot less Polish

I have a Pakistani girl friend.

Last night she said that she wanted to blow me. Now I wasn't sure if I should lower my pants or call the cops.

a pakistani soldier enlists in the army , ( xpost - india )

A Pakistani soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3 day pass.The CO says, "Are you crazy? You just joined the Pakistani army, and you already want a 3 day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!" So the soldier comes back a day later in an Indian tank! The CO was so impressed, he asked, "How did you do it?" "Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Indians. I approached the border, and saw an Indian tank. I put my white flag up, the Indian tank put his white flag up. I said to the Indian soldier, 'Do you want to get a 3 day pass?' So we exchanged tanks!"

Pakistan launches a rocket to Moon.

Pakistani News channel reports: "Water and fishes found on Moon."
BBC reports: "Pakistani satellite found in Arab sea."

Pakistan makes nuclear threat in response to fake news

The struggle Israel

Why do Pakistan not have an international football team?

Everytime they get a corner they set up a shop.

Pakistani breakup line

Boy to Girl: It's not you, it's my goat !

A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school .

A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school .
Teacher : Whats your name ?
Boy : Zain.
Teacher : No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today. Boy went home and his mother asked: How was the day Zain?
Boy : I am an American now, so call me Johnny. Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school all bruised .
Teacher : What happened Johnny ?
Boy: Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists.

Why do the Pakistanis love lean cows?

Because they are moo-slim.

The one about the Pakistani Mental Health Hotline

*Hotline*: Pakistani Mental Health Hotline, how can I help you?
*Caller*: My life s**..., I see no way out.
*Hotline*: Do not worry, we are here to help you.
*Caller*: I'm feeling suicidal. What should I do?
*Hotline*: How close are you to India?
*Caller*: Don't know exactly, maybe 400km.
*Hotline*: So can you drive a truck?

A Pakistani boy took...

.... admission in an American school ...
Teacher : Whats your name ?
Boy : Nadir
Teacher : No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today.
Boy went home and his mother asked: How was the day Nadir?
Boy : I am an American now, so call me Johnny.
Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up.
Next day he was back to school all bruised ...
Teacher : What happened Johnny ?
Boy: Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists.

What's the name of the Pakistani man who's seen everything and been everywhere?

Binder Dundat

Why do Pakistanis celebrate July 4th?

Because all the drone pilots are on vacation

If Pakistan is an Islamic country.....

Then why is its capital called Islama**bad**?

The Pakistani cricket team walk into a bar...

to watch the Indian Premier League

Pakistani Maths Problems are like really really complex

Abdul has 3 lunch boxes.
He gives one to Rafiq and another to Hassan.
Calculate the radius of the e**....

A Pakistani p**... walks into les barreaux.

All the soûlards shout, "LAHORE".

How come you never see Pakistan in the world cup?

Everytime they get a corner they open up a shop

Pakistan has the most catchy tourism tagline...

Come Have a Blast, It may be your last.

Pakistani proverb.

Optimistic students take English. Pessimistic students take Chinese. Realists take Kalashnikov assault rifle.

Pakistani Girlfriend

My Pakistani GF wants to blow me tonight....
I'm not sure if I should be excited or scared ...

Pakistan has shot down 2 Indian Jet fighters.

Using sophisticated Sikh - Heating missiles.

Pakistan is such a weird country

It's a Muslim country but their capital is Islamabad?

Paki joke, Pakistan is such a weird country

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The impact of these paki jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.